Support for Indie Authors discussion

I was just having a text conversation with Missy and we both seemed to be having some issues with predictive text wanting us to write some strange sentences. So that got me thinking. Maybe the absurd can inspire! Here's how:
Type a word.
Allow predictive text to decide what the next word should be.
And the next.
And the next, until you have what you think feels like a 'complete' sentence.
Post here and be an inspiration.

I'll start:

So we can get a good idea but they are not required to have a great weekend

Yeah, I think I have been a great mama to my mama.

lol yeah that was my first time I was deleted

Sometimes you have the right things you want but it doesn't seem like you there will never mind.

Bananas the throne of the lady who stood in the font

ROFL!!!! (Sorry that is not robot writing. It's me not able to stop laughing.. Bananas the throne of the lady?? Hmm is that erotica? :P)

How many dogs can you put in a tomato sandwich no I did it tomorrow.

Okay with that being creamier to the gym now since you mentioned the possibility of paying attention

Creamier???O_o

lol yeah that was a bit too late for the last week but it is not a bad idea but it doesn't have much better than the other two apps I've tried.

(Geez do I start all my sentences with lol?)

However, the book of my favorite things to do for you guys are coming from her.

Angel wrote: "How many dogs can you put in a tomato sandwich no I did it tomorrow."

You eat dogs? :P

What are you doing today and tomorrow night at the end of this year?

Why do we have a rehearsal for lunch today and we are not going on a date night at all tomorrow

G.G. wrote: "Angel wrote: "How many dogs can you put in a tomato sandwich no I did it tomorrow."

You eat dogs? :P"

WHAT?!?!? What kind of crazy thread is this?! I'll not be part of a conversation that discusses eating dogs!

Actually, I can't be part of this conversation because I don't have autocorrect on my laptop. ; )

Riley wrote: "What are you doing today and tomorrow night at the end of this year?"

This totally sounds like a chat bot pickup line.

G.G. wrote: "Angel wrote: "How many dogs can you put in a tomato sandwich no I did it tomorrow."

You eat dogs? :P"

Only if their hot dogs with mustard and chili. Yum!:)

Sam (Rescue Dog Mom & Writer) wrote: "G.G. wrote: "Angel wrote: "How many dogs can you put in a tomato sandwich no I did it tomorrow."

You eat dogs? :P"

WHAT?!?!? What kind of crazy thread is this?! I'll not be part of a conversation..."

What's wrong with eating hot dogs?:)

Angel wrote: "What's wrong with eating hot dogs?:) "

My three wiener dogs would tend to disagree with you. :P

Christina wrote: "Riley wrote: "What are you doing today and tomorrow night at the end of this year?"

This totally sounds like a chat bot pickup line."

Ah I thought it sounded like a class reunion tag lol

Christina wrote: "Riley wrote: "What are you doing today and tomorrow night at the end of this year?"

This totally sounds like a chat bot pickup line."

And a totally real me pickup line. xD

How many light bulbs do you fix when light fix them again fix to fix it with?

Why do we need more people?

(Yup, sounds like robo-thinking to me!) :D

Tonight is a great time for a while to get a good friend to the family for the first three years and then we can get back up at this time and I hope they have the best day of the day so far.

You can see both of us have been prepared for the event is in the morning of the Discordant.

Hmm... Event... Wonder what I've been chatting about?

For example I have a great day and I think I shall wait to see what happens when you have a great day and I think GG got this one too.

Missy wrote: "Tonight is a great time for a while to get a good friend to the family for the first three years and then we can get back up at this time and I hope they have the best day of the day so far."

I swear, my SIL must do this to chat with me. She sounds just like that. ;)

lol yeah that I would like it but I am sure that I am a good thing but not too much for you.


(Seems I ALWAYS start with lol geez)

G.G. wrote: "...but I am sure that I am a good thing but not too much for you..."

OMG, GG, you writing torso romance now? ;-)

Christina wrote: "G.G. wrote: "...but I am sure that I am a good thing but not too much for you..."

OMG, GG, you writing torso romance now? ;-)"

ROFL!! Sure looks like it :P

The best seller I can have is a good book and I have no problem getting the app for free and I have never had ever been a bad review to do so I will definitely keep you busy and you can have always had done a great job.

OMG I wish I had emoji's for this one!!!! LMAO!!!

Christina wrote: "G.G. wrote: "...but I am sure that I am a good thing but not too much for you..."

OMG, GG, you writing torso romance now? ;-)"


Totally off topic, but I have to add: thank you to all of our amazing romance authors for having a sense of humor. You know we love you, torso or no torso. ;-)

Hahaha no problemo! I like writing torso hahaha

I'm not sure if they have a problem with that or something else but it doesn't work out.

this is one of the most enjoyable threads for real ! :'D the pickup line is my fav. :"D

Breast reduction is the only reason why they do not use Facebook

Jane wrote: "Breast reduction is the only reason why they do not use Facebook"

Well, I believe you just won the thread.

On topic;
Say hi and indent.

Fruitbat Amy wants to go out with my family.

That sounds like a WW2 coded message to an agent in occupied France. Aaagh! No! I am being eaten alive by the plot bunnies!

When my current partner types her name into her phone it corrects it to the name of my ex-wife and neither of them are common names.

Ghosts in the machine? I don't stand a chance.

Soon the ghosts will be encouraged to type in the names of you ex-girlfriends into her phone too, just to add spice to the relationship if
you don't find a way to appease them!

Yeah, and she said that the first three games were the same with a series that was not a great game and it would have to make the book of a little more exciting for her and the most beautiful things and that was a great way of doing the best.

Writing my new book is not something you can do with the app you have.

Also,

Lol I thought you were mysterious enough to be a pretty girl but you are just a little bit weird. (I actually laughed out loud at this one.)

Thomas wrote: "Lol I thought you were mysterious enough to be a pretty girl but you are just a little bit weird."

You need to fit this into a book somewhere!

I'm going to be a good day and I will be there in the morning and I will be there in the morning and I will be there in the morning and I will be there in the morning......

Do I win points for a mobius strip?

Christina wrote: "I'm going to be a good day and I will be there in the morning and I will be there in the morning and I will be there in the morning and I will be there in the morning......

Do I win points for a mobius strip? "

I thought your needle was stuck.

Christina wrote: "I'm going to be a good day and I will be there in the morning and I will be there in the morning and I will be there in the morning and I will be there in the morning......

Do I win points for a m..."

Or a Groundhog Day....

Jane wrote: "Or a Groundhog Day.... "

I got you babe
I got you babe
I got you babe
I got you babe

When you come home to the largest and most successful business owner to be, you can sign in using your PlayStation store for the book of Mormon.

Dan wrote: "When you come home to the largest and most successful business owner to be, you can sign in using your PlayStation store for the book of Mormon."

What kinds of conversations are you having? Hahahaha

Missy wrote: "Dan wrote: "When you come home to the largest and most successful business owner to be, you can sign in using your PlayStation store for the book of Mormon."

What kinds of conversations are you ha..."

Varied. Let's go with varied.

Dwayne wrote: "Jane wrote: "Or a Groundhog Day.... "

I got you babe
I got you babe
I got you babe
I got you babe"

Sonny? Or Cher?