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((HOLY SHIT!! I forgot all about this I feel really bad now.))

"Well, shut up." He chuckled and took a deep breath, glad to be able just talk so plainly with her. "At least you were cool. I was sweating like a whore in church. Or if you like, hotter than three furry mice fucking in a forest fire." Those were his favorite sayings of all time, they were just way goofy.

((and I'm the one who allowed this to dissappear amidst thousands of notifications. Why are there so many notifications :/))

"and the weatherman says it's only going to get hotter!" she said in a sing-song voice and grinned at him over the rim of her teacup. "I forgot what comes after the whore in the church and the three furry mice in a fucking forest fire"

"God no. Please, no. Take me now." He set his cup down and lifted his arms in the sky. "I am ready to go." His face scrunched a little when she asked. "Don't think there is any more to it." He sat up and picked at his shirt, as it was covered in sweat. "Mind if I strip a little?" He asked, looking very serious, trying not to laugh at how he said it.

((I dunno I blocked all of them except this one))

Sarah almost did a spit take with her tea when he asked the question. She laughed and wiped off the little it that escaped "God don't say that....... You do you though I think I'm about to head off to bed after I finish this. I suggest you do the same" she grinned

"Yeah, I will." He thought for a minute and then shook his head. "I probably won't but it is the thought that counts." And with that, off went his shirt. He stretched and took a deep sigh. "Thaaat is much better." He sighed and laid back down on the couch, and he had a content smile on his bearded face.