Complaint Department discussion

Welcome Sydney! There are fun people here and the word association games are fun to do when you have a spare moment. That's how we get into each other's inner psyche. <-laughing->

Hiiii Nia :-) Welcome Lori is the smartest and nicest person on the planet. Roger is also the smartest and nicest person on the planet. I don't know how that happened but it has something to do with parallaxes through cybervisions warp. In any event I count on Roger and Lori because they are just the best at serious stuff and joking around. Enjoy the Complaint Department.

:-/

Roger wrote: ":-/"

Why aren't you smiling :-) You have such a nice smile.

That was my serious-joking-around face :-)))

Roger wrote: "That was my serious-joking-around face…"

:-/ is a smilie for a wry face. Serious joking around is :- no wait that's the symbol for male.

%-Ф this is a serious joking around face according to the Official Terms and Conditions™ Emoticon Handbook.

%-Ф, then :-))))))))

Greetings, I'm Angela. I joined this group hoping that by reading others' complaints my big, medium, or small annoyances might be diffused. :-)

Welcome! Have fun too!

Only Co-Mod Preston or Boyd can diffuse official complaints (I'm sure I read that somewhere in the Complaint Department's small print).

%-Ф (see message 1071 above)

I'm desnhuggered that Roger wrote %-Ф (see message 1071 above) when of course these is no message 1071 plus I still have a cold so grumpy toad stools to you and oh by the way hello and a warm welcome Angela.

Preston

I'm dysnumeric…

Roger wrote: "I'm dysnumeric…"

That's why you can't read the Complaint Department's small print. (See message 1011 above.)

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Hello, I'm Kit and I joined because I'm overflowing in the complaint department and currently experiencing a shortage in customer service department in which people listen to your bitching with polite, demure answers.

Welcome Kit! Feel free to complain to your heart's content and we will commiserate with you!

Thanks Lori :)

Absinthe wrote: "Hello, I'm Kit and I joined because I'm overflowing in the complaint department and currently experiencing a shortage in customer service department in which people listen to your bitching with pol..."

We listen to your bitching with empathy and good will but you'll find the members are smart and fun to so we also hope you will enjoy a few laughs here among very friendly people. There is no way to do anything wrong here so feel free to just mention anything that comes to mind.

Welcome to the Complaint Department Kit (Absinthe)

:D That's music to my eyes. Thanks!

Welcome, Kit. Please come and play Games, especially Which Book, where Roger nearly always wins and Preston cheats without shame.

Averin wrote: "Welcome, Kit. Please come and play Games, especially Which Book, where Roger nearly always wins and Preston cheats without shame."

After reading your welcome to Kit I am laughing so hard my dog is looking at me like I'm crazy. Win? Cheat? You'll give Kit the wrong idea. We don't have any games with winners or losers.

Averin, aka A.R. Noble author of one of my favorite stories ever, you are my bodacious friend and you won everything when you wrote Zippadacious. :D

Everyone should read your free story (and my review.)

PS: I don't cheat, I just change the rules :-)

Hi everyone, my name is Jennie and I am not a complainer (out loud). My head is overflowing with complaints and I've finally run out of room to house all of these complaints. I look forward to complaining and actually being heard and sharing in on everyone's complaints as well. :D

woohoo! Come join the partah! We will gladly commiserate with you!

Watch out… Preston not only changes the rules to suit, he sometimes changes the group altogether into the COMPLIANT DEPARTMENT, so make sure your complaints are always compliant.

Oh, and watch out for those pesky Group Rules in the irritating yellow box on the side —————————>

Jennie wrote: "Hi everyone, my name is Jennie and I am not a complainer (out loud). My head is overflowing with complaints and I've finally run out of room to house all of these complaints. I look forward to comp..."

Welcome Jennie! You certainly have come to the right place. Lots of room here for complaints. Also we have very friendly members who will voice their empathy for your complaints.

Thanks for joining with us with our gripes and whining about everything. Absinthe (aka Kit) is an enthusiastic member and a nice friend. Author Roger Kean is a pain in the butt delight and very witty too as you can tell from his stupid ass nasty welcome message and pleasantly helpful warnings.

Thank you all for the encouragingly warm and witty welcomes!!

Told you ———————————————————————>

:-))

…and as I said in message 122 to that fiend my friend Averin I don't cheat. I just change the rules in my favor.

Good to know, Preston! :P

Preston wrote: "…and as I said in message 122 to that fiend my friend Averin I don't cheat. I just change the rules in my favor."

Or Roger's. Some days it's vegetables.

LOL

Double LOL

Hey Guy,*Big hand waves* This is Taintedskyee but my friends call me Silky.
Thanks Preston for a lovely welcome letter and letting me know about Roger's book.Though I am not a big fan of Historical Romance but good to have a name when I am in a mood for classic:))
It's nice to have a venue for ranting so when I came across your group I was like yay got to join this one.So here I am.
Misery seeks company ;) lol

Why the hell we can't use slang???
Oops:P
We, can use the word 'hell' right?

I'm not sure what I write is really "Historical Romance," which makes me think of things like Poldark or Pride & Prejudice or Gone With the Wind. Three are about British army boys in the late Victorian British Empire, with battles, friendship, sacrifice, and love… lots of love. Not all that much romance, actually. :-))

Hi, btw !!

Taintedskyee (Books Books&More Books) wrote: "Why the hell we can't use slang??? Oops:P We, can use the word 'hell' right?"

Why the freaking hell not? The words we are talking about are in routine by George Carlin - Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television which is fun to listen to and you can listen some day when you are in the mood at
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqvLT...

Roger wrote: "I'm not sure what I write is really "Historical Romance," which makes me think of things like Poldark or Pride & Prejudice or Gone With the Wind. Three are about British army boys in the late Victo..."

Hi Roger,one of my friend gave a glorious review of your book and I got it.I love Gone with the wind and Pride and Prejudice,they are my absolute favourite.I am still hoping Scarlett will somehow fix thing with Rhett..lol;)


But you should thank Preston for making me aware of the Book which regretfully I was not.Bad marketing...;)
Just Kidding

I only read Gone With the Wind about two years ago, though I first saw the movie an age before. I thought I'd hate the film but instead fell in love with it. As Preston knows… I tend to quote from it a bit, but then frankly, I don't give a damn. :)

Silky! We should be friends! Because I'm awesome and you seem awesome so...we'd only miss out on awesomness if we weren't friends!

awesome!

Lol,we are already friends and if you come up with a solution for Scarlett and Rhett getting together I'll multiply your awesomeness.
Don't care if you have to change gender of the Characters.lol

Roger wrote: "I only read Gone With the Wind about two years ago, though I first saw the movie an age before. I thought I'd hate the film but instead fell in love with it. As Preston knows… I tend to quote from ..."

I was so fond of the movie and mourned the ending,didn't touch the book as I wanted to live with the illusion of having a hea.
But at last gave up and read it few years back,when I was sure I was stronger and didn't possess a fragile heart.But damn I was lying to myself and realized it still hurts the same.

Silkie, we can fix that ending for you.

Frankly Scarlett I don't give a damn about what color curtains you wear as long as you will marry me and always know nothing is more important to me than you. Now kiss me. Kiss me like you never want to stop. I'll hold you forever in my heart and in my arms. Come Scarlett to our bed where I can gaze in your eyes so deeply I'll fall in and never leave you. Come Scarlet. Come girl. Want a biscuit? Get the ball Scarlett now bring it back to me. Come on Scarlet fetch. Here have another biscuit. Aw good girl you brought me my slippers. No girl don't chew on my slippers. Scarlett stop! Dp you want to go back in your crate?

As God is my witness, Preston…

Silky,

Welcome again with your different name. There was in ancient times a group called The Silkie. Their most popular song was You've Got Hide Your Love Away. The Beatles also did the song and even Sean Lennon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNyy0...

ps: We love ranters. Well I do because I've done some friggin righteous and imposing rants.

Preston wrote: "Silkie, we can fix that ending for you.

Frankly Scarlett I don't give a damn about what color curtains you wear as long as you will marry me and always know nothing is more important to me than yo..."

Haha,har.Hilarious....Your effort to make me happy was highly appreciated, but I was sad for Rhett and not the snotty bitch Scarlet.
It's nice to see people putting effort to make me happy

After watching the Movie. I cursed my cousin who recommended it to me.(At 13 or 14,I still had that tainted vision and believed in hea)Called me early in the morning and I was like "***K its 6 in the morning,why the hell are you calling me."
Cousin: "Silky you wouldn't believe what I just find out,Clark Cable have stinky breath."
Me:"seriously you call me for that.And look now you tried spoiling my fantasy of the hottie handsome dimpled Man,how cruel can you get."
Like Rhett said:"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn,"