Terminalcoffee discussion

I can take a hint. A house doesn't have to fall on me.

Larry wrote: "I can take a hint. A house doesn't have to fall on me."

Yes get your ass back in here and start posting.

(notice I used the American spelling for you specially)

The American spelling of ass?

American spelling of what?

Yes, I didn't want Larry to be confused when I spelt it 'arse'.

Is Larry often confused by arse?

Oh I would have figured that one out for sure.

I also had to point out that I used American spelling, otherwise you could have assumed I was asking you to bring your donkey in here. That could have been messy. I'll stick to the English spelling in future.

I had to sell my donkey.

Hey Larry what are you doing awake?

Same thing you're doing.

LOL. What, sitting here in the freezing cold looking for some company?

No it's not cold here.

Then I will pretend it is warm here too.

::teeth chattering noisily::

take out your dentures, that noise is freaking me out.

Ha!

janine wrote: "take out your dentures, that noise is freaking me out."

I don't think they're in.

Hahaha I think I'll wear the purple ones today.

1169!

1201!

That triggers the human sacrifice, doesn't it?

Are you volunteering?

I thought 1200 opened the magical door to the land of cake and beer, but I could be wrong.

Larry wrote:"Are you volunteering?"

She's hors concours. Crustacean.

I have the beer.

The magical land of cake and beer sounds a lot better than human sacrifice.

::chants "With Reading I think Helps Everyone" and jumps into the volcano::

Ew, cake and beer?

No sense of drama around here.

!cake and beer!

Sally wrote: "::chants "With Reading I think Helps Everyone" and jumps into the volcano::"

Sally and Lee are going to get married some day. I can feel it.

::shudders,ducks, dives behind Ms. Petra for cover::

Yeehah.

LG is usually right. Not this time, baby.

then she, sweeter, baby Leah, and Lee can move to Utah and hang with Phil ;)
and Marla Singer!

Cynthia wrote: "LG is usually right."

Um, I beg to differ :-)

::Geez Cynthia, we don't want him/her/it getting a big head.::

I think you guys are defining polygamy backwards. I don't get to collect husbands in Utah.

That's true. It's pretty much a one way street. Joseph Smith took care of that when his number one thought she should be able to collect a few. He suddenly had another "revelation" that God intended wife collection only.

We've been passed by the Vaginal Fantasy Hangout.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not me.

Lobstergirl wrote: "We've been passed by the Vaginal Fantasy Hangout."

It is mobile?

Limited mobility.

Too bad we couldn't be at 1300 for Friday the 13th. That might've been cool. Then again, it might've been just... crickets.

Definitely crickets.

Sally wrote: "!cake and beer!"

This just needed to be repeated.

Lobstergirl wrote: "Definitely crickets."

But what if you consider that it posted on page 13 of this thread? Still crickets?

Maybe grasshoppers.

When did we sprocket to over thirteen hundred?