Wonderland Is Reversed discussion

Basically this is a game that makes the players think.

Here's my example:

If I were a pen what would you be?

Someone would answer:

I would be the paper you write on

After you answer you ask the same question but with whatever you want the blank to be.

Here's my Turn:

If I were a Detective what would you be?

I would be the mystery you solve!

If I were a matress what would you be?

I would be the criminal that sleeps on you.

If I were an episode of Veronica Mars, what would you be?

Don't watch that