Amazon exiles discussion

Or flog you WITH the chocolate by the sound of it!!

Gingerlily - All kinds of everything! wrote: "Or flog you WITH the chocolate by the sound of it!!"

Sounds like it was more flog you SOME chocolate. Could've been worse, could've offered the opportunity to dip your fingers in a whipped mousse ….. who gnu?

could have been worse. the products punted could have been different prompting the assistant to ask 'would you like fingers 'n' mars?'

boomtastic!

A fashion suggestion from Knitting Paradise

http://static.knittingparadise.com/up...

Ohhh Lez Lee!!! ... I had to click and now I can never un-see that!!! ;oO

Perhaps you should try knitting some of these outfits:-

https://www.thelocal.de/20090622/20125

😁

Do they do it in other colours?
I find white gets dirty too quick :)

What the?!! ... WHY do I still keep on clicking on these Links!!! ;oO

Lez wrote: "A fashion suggestion from Knitting Paradise

http://static.knittingparadise.com/up..."

Well, it's somewhere to park me bike.

Is this for Humpty Dumpty?

TwoddleBungler wrote: "Is this for Humpty Dumpty?

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It's for Scots and Yorkies when it's time to get a round in - short arms and loooooong pockets.

Cuts out the middle man!

This cropped up in my FB feed which is all commendable and right in the 21st century;

https://apply.army.mod.uk/what-we-off...

But I was tickled that there are 100 serving rastas in the British Army and that they are permitted full-on dreadlocks. Wonder if they're permitted to respond to senior officers' commands with, 'Yes I'?!!

'is there a Junk Food Blocker on here that I can use?!!' - try this;

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Hergon-Breat...

"100 serving rastas in the British Army"

surely they'd have a problem with all the 'fussin' and fightin'?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eksV0...

Special ration packs containing - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrtOF...

any conflict on 'the front line' would be 'war ina babylon'!

Haillie Salutee & The Greneda Grenadiers?

I'm sure these are wonderful but the fixing method looks a bit painful
https://www.alibaba.com/product-detai...

OUCH!!!

Lesbians caned by female prison guards.

Nope, not a suggestion from your favorite porn site.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/wo...

In a week where Teresa May 'did the robot', can it get any better.

Oh shit.

https://www.insideedition.com/highly-...

Nonononononononononononon! Run awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

Serial wrote: "Lesbians caned by female prison guards.

Nope, not a suggestion from your favorite porn site.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/wo......"

I like that they were 'attempting to have' consensual sex as if they were incompetently putting an IKEA wardrobe together. Still now they've been fingered by the law …….

I got ‘Page not found’

Gingerlily - All kinds of everything! wrote: "Nonononononononononononon! Run awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!"

No problem, Ginger ... you just keep standing on that Table! ;o>

Okay? - so I'm going to need a Stun Gun and a very large heavy-duty Bucket with a reinforced Lid that can be sealed tight and padlocked down on it! ;oO

(Ohhh, and some extra strong smelling Salts in case I faint with fright!)

Lez wrote: "I got ‘Page not found’"

You need to click on the Link in the Post that first used it, Lez Lee. For some reason, although a replied to Post will still show up a Link (in another colour and underlined accordingly) they seem to lose something to their Webpage address in being reposted and because of that they will not work.

Thanks suzy, I didn’t know that.

I think it is probably because the Webpage address automatically abbreviates itself on first being posted up but, although hidden, it is still there in full in the original Post.

When copied as part of a Reply Post though there is none of the hidden extra bit to it anymore - it is only the abbreviation that gets reposted and it is not enough of the Webpage address to use it as a Link anymore.

suzysunshine7 wrote: "I think it is probably because the Webpage address automatically abbreviates itself on first being posted up but, although hidden, it is still there in full in the original Post.

When copied as pa..."

Yes, once you told me, I realised that was probably it. ;-)

It still gets confusing at times on here, doesn't it? ;o>

I'd noticed it a few times on the Music Threads but it took me a while to catch on - as I thought it was probably me that was getting something wrong somewhere.

Is anyone else having trouble with the "Snails" thread? I tried to reply to Suzy and it just has a message saying there's a problem and I can't get rid.

Isabella wrote: "Is anyone else having trouble with the "Snails" thread? I tried to reply to Suzy and it just has a message saying there's a problem and I can't get rid."

I posted on ‘Snails’ 10 minutes ago with no problem.

Probably a Website glitch, Isabella. I do find Goodreads to be such a challenge at times - it seems to often have periods of glitches (perhaps these are due to Website Maintenance and adding Upgrades?) and it is also apparently unable to cope sometimes with any sudden increases in the number of people that are using it. I've been locked out quite a few times now! - LOL!!! ;o>

Not remotely funny but an awesome photo of the power of nature blown up to a centrefold in yesterday's Guardian. How lucky was the farm just right of centre?

https://www.theguardian.com/world/gal...

! ... ;oO

A mystery to solve! Photo added to my profile.

On a recent hospital visit, I’d missed lunch and a nurse brought me a sarnie. They’d run out of egg or tuna, this was all that was left. Can you identify the filling from this photo? The taste offered no further clues to its origins and was as revolting as its appearance. It looks to me like it could be its second time around. The nurse identified it by a process of elimination from a list.
I’ll leave it with you for a while.

nc already knows this.

boak, chilli, or tramadol caps in mince?

The first is probably closest on all counts ;-)
There are 2 main components, neither of which is normally bean-shaped.

Suzy’s got it!

So suzy wins the sandwich?

Ohhh NO!!! - suzy wins deciding as to who else gets to win the sandwich! ;o>

It's some kind of bean salad/bean spread. Looks utterly revolting.

My vote goes for shelled cockroaches

Looks like curried macaroni but why anyone would do that...

ratatouille rat toley?

Give in - what's in the sandwich?

You need to read the comments posted under the Photo ;o>

I didn't want to spoil the surprise by posting up what I recognised it as on here. Personally, I think that TB's guess of "Shelled Cockroaches" should be the winner!

I expect somewhere in some foreign cuisine, shelled cockroaches are all the rage.
Pity me, having to consume the foul concoction!