Fantasy Buddy Reads discussion

What are the three weapons you would not want to face under any circumstances because they'll have you eating out of a straw for what's left of your miserable existence?

1. The Ring of Power from LOTR. It's a bad day when Sauron turns that nasty puppy on you.

2. Dragnipur from Malazan. Getting locked in the sword a fate worse than death.

3. Protomolecule from Expanse. Nothing like getting attacked by bio weapons and turning into the swamp thing.

Sharldblade
Nighblood
Ring of Power

1. Stormbringer, the soul eating blade

2. Sorrow, from Tad Williams's Memory, Sorrow and Thorn

3. Mjolnir

1. Dragnipur from Malazan
2. Seedship from Tuf Voyaging
3. Reality bomb from Doctor Who

1. Dragnipur - Malazan

2. Mjolnir - Thor/Marvel

3. Batman

@Samir I agree with Batman, hahaha

Saul wrote: "@Samir I agree with Batman, hahaha"

:D

1. The Blue Box/Escafil Device; Animorphs. I would hate to be an animorph because trauma, but instant healing and the ability to transform to other people/creatures is excellent.

2. Most weapons in the Percy Jackson books, but my personal favourite is Thalia's aegis- A shield with a cast/carved medusa head which inspires irrational fear in people. Also, you can bash people over the head with it.

3. A Shardblade, from the stormlight archive. Preferably a "living" one. Can't say more because spoilers.

1. Naruto or Sasuke from Naruto Shippouden. Those two are walking weapons of mass destruction.

2. Dragnipur from Malazan. I'm only on book 3, but that is one scary sword!

3. The replicators from Stargate universe.

1. Margret - You don't want her opening up a can of bitch face on yo' ass!

2. Niki - The forum cyclone clean-up is no joke!

3. Iain - 1000 points and 5000 posts, 'nough said.

Scott wrote: "1. Margret - You don't want her opening up a can of bitch face on yo' ass!

2. Niki - The forum cyclone clean-up is no joke!

3. Iain - 1000 points and 5000 posts, 'nough said."

:D:D:D:D:D

XD lmao

Yanique I wish I had thought of the replicators - good one!

Scott wrote: "1. Margret - You don't want her opening up a can of bitch face on yo' ass!

2. Niki - The forum cyclone clean-up is no joke!

3. Iain - 1000 points and 5000 posts, 'nough said."

Hahahaha! :D

Suffering from Sword-Phobia.

1. Dragnipur (Malazan - Steven Erikson)
2. Curoch (Night Angel - Brent Weeks)
3. Nightblood (Cosmere - Brandon Sanderson)

Scott wrote: "1. Margret - You don't want her opening up a can of bitch face on yo' ass!

2. Niki - The forum cyclone clean-up is no joke!

3. Iain - 1000 points and 5000 posts, 'nough said."

If you heard about an explosion in Edmonton, AB yesterday, someone congratulated me on being pregnant.. (spoiler alert: I’m not pregnant)

(Also, I’m fine. It was my friend, I was slouching and clearly over indulged on Ukrainian food the day before, and she had a momentary moment of stupidity)

1. The one ring. Obviously

2. Logen Ninefingers (first law)

3. Balefire (wheel of time)

1. A shin (Stormlight)

2. A hound (malazan)

3. A white drake (draconius memoria)

The organic weapons. They're scarier to me than a weapon that depends on the skill of the user to wield.

1. The Force in the Hand of a Sith Lord (Star Wars is more like Fantasy in Space)

2. Grond in the Hand of Morgoth (Beeing Sauron's Master is what makes Morgoth really scary)

3. He who walks behind (Hunter-Killer-Demon in the Dresden universe)

1. Stormbringer.

2. Alien face-hugger.

3. My mum when she has a reason to be angry with me.

There is no TOP 3.

ONLY ONE: DRAGNIPUR (Malazan)

Hmmm...

Shard blade

Dragnipur

Druss's Axe

That's one mighty fine letter opener :o

Dauthdaert from the Inheritance Cycle by Christopher Paolini. That thing (view spoiler)[was used to kill dragons! (hide spoiler)]

Lena wrote: ""

DAAAAMN

Lena wrote: "Jagdkommando..."

Hi Lena, using this now (fictionally - of course).