Polls for Our Souls discussion

Clare wrote: " Hijinks at boarding school. Toothpaste! Car Crash! Lotsa quotes from dead white men."

wice_baked✌️ wrote: "Cinderella: man goes to great lengths to return a shoe to its pair"

haha lol xD

Harry Potter Series Box Set
A noseless, bald, racist guy fails to murder a teenage boy...at least seven times.

An overhyped Harry Potter fanfiction writen by J.K. Rowling herself.

Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman

Guy runs about in the sewers.

Frank-Intergalactic Bookdragon wrote: " orphan boy helps a convicted murderer escape justice
a fun middle grade book where two kids are..."

LOL, xD. I loved all of those.

Castle Hangnail Girl steals an invite, thinks things will be easy.

The story of how a rich man's family's drama messes up his 12 yo. son's life.

Bookworm wrote: " The story of how a rich man's family's drama messes up his 12 yo. son's life."

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The Subtle Knife

boy, girl and talking animal team up and start dashing from here to there, in an attempt to find some kind of powder in the sky.

i hope it's not the one they're sniffing.

Harry Potter and the Half-blood Prince: Boy cheats on class with the help of his old teacher. The principal needs his help destroying some jewelry.

Mistborn: Rebels break curfew and ingest metal.

Fablehaven: Organization recruits some kids to steal priceless, ancient artifacts by sending them through a series of death traps.

If you actually think about it, most of these descriptions are amazing.

Hello.

Found this on Google. Take a look at it.

Bookworm wrote: " The story of how a rich man's family's drama messes up his 12 yo. son's life."

Or it could be: A weatherman accuses a child of robbery after he loses his electric stick.

The Young Elites: Mean girl goes into full on bitch mode and kills a lot of people needs help

The Hunger Games: Kids get a little too competitive. Includes: Blood, Murder, Popular book tropes.

Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe: very gay, very perverted philosophers get into some shit

After: wattpad trash

Bible: *insert vine here*

Divergent: Teacher falls in love with underage student and publicly embarrasses her for no reason right after they (illegaly) get together. . underage students brother is a bitch.

true story about a depressed teenage lesbian figure skater with mommy issues

The Sea of Monsters Three kids go on a journey to save a goat.

A confectioner punishes children in front of their parents for breaking his guidelines. Only one of the kids doesn't get punished.

A series of unfortunate events: Three children are stalked by a distant relative after their inheritance, a crazy woman trying to kill them because she thinks their mother stole her sugar bowl, a secret society of nerds who may or may not be engineering deadly biological weapons for unknown reasons, and a lovesick unreliable narrator.

Young Elites: Psychopath is saved from being killed by other crazies and the form the crazy club until crazy #1 f**** it all up.

Books are bad. Let's burn them all!

Sorcery & Cecelia: or The Enchanted Chocolate Pot

Two women write letters, hunt husbands, poke their noses into trouble.

Kirti wrote: "Twilight series: a girl throws away her life, convinced that she is meant to be Mrs. Sparkles."

XD

Tucker wrote: " Puberty is messy"

lol

Feral cats fight in the woods

The Hunger Games

Teenagers murder each other while people watch.

if someone you love dies, make a wish and they will come back!!!

The Wrath and the Dawn: Girl wants to exact revenge on best friend’s murderer but runs into a problem: he’s hot.

Persuasion

Girl regrets ditching guy, mooches around pining for him instead of Using Her Words.

A Good Girl's Guide to Murder

Try solving mysteries sometime, you'll get an A in class

a spoiled brat is grounded.

A little girl uses witchcraft to traumatize her principal.

Ready Player One Someone left their flip flops at the club's door in 1985 and is still looking for them, even from the Afterlife.

In Search of Lost Time Creepy guy can't remember stuff, then he can. Oh yes he can my friends.

Eleanor Oliphant Is Completely Fine Traumatised socially incompetent lonely woman leads a horribly empty life until everything goes magically right, because life is like that, isnt's it? With hipsters here and there.

Elanna wrote: "Ready Player One Someone left their flip flops at the club's door in 1985 and is still looking for them, even from the Afterlife."

Nailed it 😂😂

I love these

The Wind in the Willows
A bunch of talking animals mosey on down the river and Toad crashes his car.

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

big dude tells little dude he has magic powers, sadistic undead attempts to steal precious gem

Children of Blood and Bone

A girl who shouldn't use her ~magic powers~ uses them to save her people.

An old bearded bloke, some Vulcans and a number of Dwarves can't resist the corrupting influence of a ring; so they have a chat and leave the task to a bunch of overly-hairy children to sort out.

You Should See Me in a Crown

Beautiful is the head of hair that wears the crown.

The Book of Laughter and Forgetting
A bunch of kids get really horny. And commies have smth to do with it.
or
Everyone gets horny 'cause of commies.

London Fields
How to have a middle age crisis over a dirty toilet bowl.

The Bridge Kingdom
A master class on how to destroy one's life (and kingdom, while you're at it).

The Traitor Queen
Destroying just one kingdom is overrated, so one should automate the process. Also, some bathing lessons from sharks.

The Cruel Prince Fairies are mean.

The Wicked King Fairies are even meaner.

The Queen of Nothing omg fairies! STOP BEING SO MEAN

The Calling some aliens causes meteorites to hit earth, and because of that, several children have to kill each other

It
"Remember when the circus came to town,
and you were frightened by the clown."
(Thanks to Helen Reddy.)

Clare wrote: "The Cruel Prince Fairies are mean.

The Wicked King Fairies are even meaner.

The Queen of Nothing omg fairies! STOP BEING SO MEAN"

This is the plot in a nutshell.

Holly Black's other book The Darkest Part of the Forest

The plot is in a nutshell.

😈

Clare wrote: "Holly Black's other book The Darkest Part of the Forest

The plot is in a nutshell.

😈"
I want to read that soon!

Spells in Secret

Some kids want to study but can't go to school

Breaking Dawn (spoilers haha)
Girl f*cks really old vampire. Girl gets pregnant. Girl gives birth to half human-vampire-child. Wolfy boy wants to kill baby. Wolfy boy sees baby and fall in love at first sight (enemies-to-lovers). Possesive mother (now a vampire) doesn't want her ex-boyfrend to date her newborn baby. Vampiregirl attacks wolfy boy.