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This week's 'Dead Reckoning' episode - hope it will have been worth the wait! Samantha and Jeannie are on the trail and Precious is getting her hands dirty.
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"Dear Mam.
I’ve been meaning to tell you about how it went in Spain with Mr. O. but, what with you dashing ‘round doing stuff and me going to work, there just hasn’t been time.
I don’t really know where to start! It’s a bit like them essays you had to do at school about ‘What I Did On My Holidays’. I never knew what to put in them, either. I mean, nothing exciting ever happened, ‘cept that time when we buried Nan on Rhyl beach and forgot about her and it was just as well that the local pub sent out a search party, when she didn’t turn up at opening time, else we would never have found her.
You can’t say nothing exciting happened with my trip to Spain, that’s for certain.
I’ve got to say, from the off, it was good of Mr. O. to take me at all, ‘cause he was supposed to be taking his fiancée, Samantha…you know, Ms. Knight…but I think he took pity on me ‘cause of how I’d been dumped by my fiancée (yes, I know you didn’t think she was good enough for me!)
Any road up, it should have been dead straight forward. We’d just got to go to Spain and pick up this dead toff’s body so’s we could bring it back here for burial. Nothing to it! Only, it all went wrong from the start ‘cause our ‘plane got diverted to Paris and we got kicked off on account of they thought we were terrorists! Bloody cheek! Then no other ‘plane would touch us, so we had to go by coach to Alicante and that’s no ruddy joke, I can tell you!
Turns out, the body wasn’t in Alicante, after all, like what it should have been, and we had to go to this one-horse town called Santiago summatorother to get him. We bumped into this girl there, and she was a real looker, Mam. She offered to come with us, and the coffin, to help us and Mr. O. was all for it (I reckon he had a soft spot for her). Just as well she did, ‘cause we had to go back by road again, which was a pain, and get the ferry..."
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misery loves company? :-)

Ain't that the truth!

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Books mentioned in this topic
Dead Reckoning: A Josiah and Archibald novel (other topics)Bring Out Your Dead: A Josiah and Archibald Novel (other topics)
A Subsequent Engagement (other topics)
A Dubious Undertaking and other stories (other topics)
A Dubious Undertaking and other stories (other topics)
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