The Procrastinators Book Club discussion

Fortunately, I wa able to turn into a frog again and escape.

Unfortunately I was caught by frog-hunters who wanted to boil me up for frog legs.

Fortunately, then the FSPCA raided, arrested the frog-hunters and set me free

Unfortunately, every-time you speak, you end up ribbiting at the end of each sentence

Fortunately, it sounds cute so I pretend I do it on purpose, ribbit.

Unfortunately, I also had a strong desire to eat flies that I just couldn't shake.

Unfortunately, you saw a piece of paper with stitched like hand writing, with the words "get out"

Unfortunately, you were dyslexic and thought it said "eat out" so you went to Wendy's

(or fortunately, depending on how you look at it hah)

Fortunately, there was restaurant nearby, so it made sense, a bit.

Unfortunately, that restaurant only served Asian meals, which you happen to be allergic to.