Making Connections discussion

Dennis Meredith is writing a science thriller, the Tasty Bomb [www.TastyBomb.com] in which an eccentric main character, having been reprimanded for her foul mouth, has decided to employ non-curse words in her vocabulary as substitutes. The "Curse word" Challenge: come up with words whose sound makes them satisfying curses in times of anger or frustration. Examples:
Fricassee!
Pork chop!
Chopstick!

You need to watch some videos of the famous Christian comedienne Chondra Pierce. She's a hoot and has a hysterical southern way of making up non-curse words that have you rolling in the aisles with tears. "Hark the Herald Angels Sing, that man can drive you straight to hades in a handbasket and back again!"

I think Tarantino had fun with ersatz "motherfucker" words in an abridged release of one of his movies. Samuel Jackson, for instance refers to somebody as a "bad motor scooter." Of course that;s the root of 'mama jamma." How about "Malasada"? (''Hawaii)

I've heard a couple ones from mafia and other such movies that are on regular tv where they replace swears. Here they are:

Stupid motha forgetta
Jew Money Stealer
Knockoff wise guy
Biznatch
Fudge nuggets