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I think I'm a certified neurotic then. I switch books like I do bed linen!

I'll go for a mix of both a polygamist & altruistic, even if it's my own books I recommend😁

Watership Down! And Tarka the Otter!

If I were to come to your house and steal whatever is atop your refrigerator... what am I getting?
https://twitter.com/gooch_lady/status...

Pasta. So much pasta!

Champagne flutes

Grasshopper wrote: "Movie that traumatised you as a child"
The Omen and it still does.

Grasshopper wrote: "If I were to come to your house and steal whatever is atop your refrigerator... what am I getting?
https://twitter.com/gooch_lady/status..."

Tissue boxes

Absolutely nothing. It's pristine clean.

My innumerable recipe books

I'll take the purple pill please 😊

Can I have all the pills?

I certainly don't need makeup or childcare. A pretty maid is always welcome but a good vacation wont harm me either. Hmm.. I am unable to decide. :)

I've got two kids, give me that blue pill!

Do you mean Green for child care?

No, blue to keep the house clean!

What can I say, when you love your job, life is already a vacation! I shall skip the pills. Thank you.

Peter wrote: "No, blue to keep the house clean!"

Ah. Ok

Oh yes! All of them would do spelendidly.

Well, no children or makeup, so that leaves vacation and maid. If I'm on vacation, who needs a maid? I'm going with the free vacations! Woot! *packing bag*

I usually take two maids when I go on holiday.

Hope you meant your daughters🤔😊

I mean female domestic operatives.

😂I should be mortified, but God help me, I cannot stop laughing.

Blue pill!!!!

Replace every vowel in your name with 'oob' and post here. The result is hilarious!

Grasshopper becomes:

Groobsshoobppoobr
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Booboobtroobcoob

😅That's one too many oobs

I do not possess 'em n have no intention of doing so now! Sorry GB,may have to pass this one 😉

Free Personality.test:
https://www.16personalities.com/free-...

I have only 8. Will it do GB?😏🤔

Ah! I knew it. You ooze charm and sin for more than one! ;)

I am loving these posts. This has made my day!
😁😁😁

Should I say more? 😍🤣

What is yellow and dangerous?

Oh no! Not again!
We know that one Bernard

Ha ha ha! You remember it??? Im going to ask it EVERY year!

🙄🙄🙄
But I have a great answer for this year:

A gangsta emoji:

🤠

Bernard wrote: "What is yellow and dangerous?"

For new members, the answer is: Shark-infested custard.

Of course it is the shark which is dangerous, not the custard. So the sensible question would be: What lives in the sea and is dangerous?

I give up! 🙏

Ha ha ok! I have been asking that question for over 50 years, and only just realised why it is funny (to me anyway).

The punchline ain't workin no more buddy. Time for a new riddle.

What's yellow and not scary?

Hmmm. Custard with no sharks?

Egg yolk!

The Sun

The Sun is very dangerous if you get too close.

Minions

SpongeBob figured largely in my answer.
But all of the answers sound perfect!