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Indeed not. But he carries his years with a youthful appearance.

Nice game
DNA testing

Miley Cyrus

Apple (The machine)

AltaVista (does anyone else remember this?)

Oh yes! The old search engine. Many a happy memories.

Kim Kardashian and/or Kanye West.

They're not 40?

Oh! They are sooo old now. My sense of the space-time continuum is totally shot ....

Is Kanye TALL enough to be President???

Uh oh! Is spacebot malfunctioning??

A combination of covid anxiety and the hot weather.

I suppose Kanye could stand on a box, like Tom Mix and Tom Cruise.

You're lucky to know all three!

I suppose so. I often get confused between Tom Cruise and Tom Hanks. It should be easy: one is a Scientologist, the other talks to basketballs.

Ha,ha. So he does.

Wilson is a Volleyball!

Oh! In the film? But surely Americans dont play volleyball? Anyway, apologies for my gross ignorance.

Patient: I have a strawberry growing out of my head!

Doctor: Do not worry, I have some cream for that.

Ha,ha. Needed that laugh.

Glad to oblige! It was in the paper, a new one to me. It is so obvious! Why didn't I think of it???

What is yellow and dangerous?

Oh! I know his one. It's Bernard Smith and his custard jokes!

As Confucius said, the old ones are the best. This one is a favourite from schooldays.

Interesting. ..

Finally something to laugh about...
Happy Fools Day!

#AprilFoolsDay is a Custom on April 1 every year.The player of the joke often exposes their action later by shouting “#AprilFools” at the recipient.The recipients are called #AprilFool
There is fun in the air & everyone is on a hunt to pull a prank on near & dear ones #aprilwish

What did the llama say when her boyfriend surprised her with a weekend getaway?

What do these three things have in common?

1. Condom
2. Anus
3. Hell

No, it’s not an April Fool’s Day joke. They're all actually place names in real life.

And there’s more

Real places in Australia?

But no reply for the llama?

https://twitter.com/euronewstravel/st...

You're going to tell us anyway

Actually I had heard of the real Hell.

Of course I am! The reply is: Alpaca bag.

Nice one

This week, Volkswagen taught us how not to do an April Fool’s Day joke.

It also provided us a lesson in just how difficult it is to emulate Elon Musk https://t.co/I8AYHXayEl

Grasshopper wrote: "This week, Volkswagen taught us how not to do an April Fool’s Day joke.

It also provided us a lesson in just how difficult it is to emulate Elon Musk https://t.co/I8AYHXayEl"

Surely it is IMPOSSIBLE to emulate Elon?

Venezuela replaces national currency with bitcoin
https://thefinanser.com/2021/04/venez...

Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel Necessary-On-A-Bike.

A riddle:

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Of course a bell is necessary!
Dark & foreboding?

Grasshopper wrote: "Of course a bell is necessary!
Dark & foreboding?"

In my youth, it was the norm to sound a bell. Now they creep up behind me in stealth mode. I have neck ache from continually glancing behind me.

Bernard wrote: "A riddle:

Why is a raven like a writing desk?"

This is the riddle that the Mad Hatter asked Alice. She loved riddles, but was unable to solve this one. When she asked him to tell her, he said he did not know the answer either. This vexed Alice considerably.

A short literary quiz:

Which story, published in 1902, features a Psammead?

Hmm. Wot, no answers??? It is "Five children and it" by Edith Nesbit.

Why did the stick insect cross the road?

To have a sex change operation?

A good answer! There are many appropriate answers. My best so far is: to visit the multiple-sexes clinic.

If time travel were real and you took your laptop through to the past, would it still work?

This is a deep philosophical question .....

Clue: In the beginning was the Word

You mean Genesis?

No Microsoft Word ! So the laptop would work! ;)

Of course. It's been a long time since the last riddle.