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Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments Can't recall if we already have a gardening thread. We probably do...

Anyway, I've got a question about growing parsnips.

Can't get them here, which is really odd as root veg is big here in Baku. I've asked lots of locals and they've never heard of them.
Dave brought a couple kilos back from the UK earlier this week and I've set the tops in a shallow saucer of water. I'm seeing small green shoots but no roots forming yet.
I'm wondering if they grow and go to seed, will we be able to harvest the seeds to grow more? We've a couple of garden plots at school we could use but of course I'll have to manage them inside over the winter somehow.
Can anyone help?


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Carol Dobson | 628 comments Husband thinks you are probably just keeping them half/alive, or half/dead, whichever way you look at it and that they will probably go mouldy. Can you not import a packet of seeds or is that illegal?
If you have the seeds, evidently you plant them in the spring, and harvest in autumn. It could be that there are varieties of parsnip there, but they don't look like parsnips.
When a French woman lived with us for a year and Mum dished up swede, she said that in France they only feed it to the animals. Perhaps you should investigate animal feedstuffs?
Never thought I would manage to post on a gardening thread! Very proud!


Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments Yay! A reply! Thanks Carol!

I'm not holding out much hope, to be honest. Although I did have success with growing pineapples in Africa by doing this.

Hubby is probably right. I'll buy some seeds when we're home at Christmas if I can find any in the shops then.

The garden centres must sell seeds in the winter, right?
Bringing seeds shouldn't be a problem.

I've spent a couple years asking various people here about them, most recently my cleaner yesterday. I gave her a taste and spent an age trying to find an Azeri or Russian translation that worked to no avail. (Alla is wonderful. How cool is it that she's literate in THREE languages?)
We talked about the animal feed aspect too. No go.
They've got something that translates to turnip here. Nothing like turnip nor swede, though. It's more of a really bitter big white turnip shaped radish that's not quite horseradish.
They've also got 'proper' red radishes, which are lovely.
Thinking on, think I'll try and get swede seeds too...


Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments Consult the Internet when there's such a wealth of knowledge in the group, GL?

Tut tut.


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Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments Where's Rosemary when we need her?

Parsnip sage Rosemary in time?


Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments Although that was helpful. Thanks.

Gonna bin the tops now.


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Carol Dobson | 628 comments Patti (baconater) wrote: "Yay! A reply! Thanks Carol!

I'm not holding out much hope, to be honest. Although I did have success with growing pineapples in Africa by doing this.

Hubby is probably right. I'll buy some seeds ..."
Husband says he buys his seeds on line. Recently son sent him seeds from Singapore. Can you not buy them like that?
The word for parsnip in Russian is pasternak. Perhaps Alla thought you were discussing literature?


Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments As in Boris. ;)

Alla said that's something different to what we know as parsnip.

I like your poetry, GL. Millions wouldn't, but I do.


Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments Gingerlily - Elephant Philosopher wrote: "Where's Rosemary when we need her?

Parsnip sage Rosemary in time?"


Seriously, that was dead clever!


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Carol Dobson | 628 comments Husband thinks big white turnip thing like a radish is probably a radish. It can have a black or white outside, and be very long and come from Japan etc.


Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments An ex boyfriend's father used to grow big long white Japanese radishes in Canada.

They'd blow your head off.


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments Patti thinks Im clever :-) :-)


Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments Of course you're clever!


Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments Needs googly eyes


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments Certainly does!


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Jim | 21811 comments Wish you luck with your quest, I do like parsnips, roasted with the roast beef :-)


Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments With roast pork this evening.

Been rather overdoing the pork since I've found it for sale here. :)


Jay-me (Janet)  | 3784 comments I made curried parsnip soup yesterday.

I should think that seeds would be around at Christmas.

Someone I know invented a growing system and grows onions and other similar sized vegetables in large plant pots. That is what I was looking to get for myself.


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R.M.F. Brown | 2124 comments Would it surprise anybody to know that I hate parsnips as much as I do toblerone, cats, and Christmas adverts? :) I despise parsnips - evil, evil, things. The devil's haemorrhoids.

Anyway, back OT. I do gardening myself _ I'm happy to answer any questions, especially potato questions.


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Kath Middleton | 23860 comments Parsnip is the only vegetable I'm not keen on. Always buy fresh seed every year. It deteriorates really quickly. You also need soft, sandy soil or they'll fork. Good for a Rude Veg contest. :)


Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments Dave sez Sainsburys in b'wade was overrun with mince pies and Christmas tat when he was there last weekend.

Just so wrong!
Even wronger is that he brought me back a cadburys cream egg!
Yes, wronger is a word now. Deal with it.


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R.M.F. Brown | 2124 comments Kath wrote: "Parsnip is the only vegetable I'm not keen on. Always buy fresh seed every year. It deteriorates really quickly. You also need soft, sandy soil or they'll fork. Good for a Rude Veg contest. :)"

At last - somebody on this site agrees with me on something! :)


Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments Jay-me (Janet) ~plum chutney is best~ wrote: "I made curried parsnip soup yesterday.

I should think that seeds would be around at Christmas.

Someone I know invented a growing system and grows onions and other similar sized vegetables in..."


Unfortunately, big pots and bags of dirt are stupid expensive here.

Like £25 for a 5l bag of potting soil.


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David Staniforth (davidstaniforth) | 7935 comments I'm not too keen on the parsnip either, though my wife loves them. Glad the potato was discovered.

Don't worry about sowing them late either. When planted early in the season, mine always grew too big. I started sowing just a few every four weeks.


Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments Kath wrote: "Parsnip is the only vegetable I'm not keen on. Always buy fresh seed every year. It deteriorates really quickly. You also need soft, sandy soil or they'll fork. Good for a Rude Veg contest. :)"

Cross post! Forking 'ell!


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David Staniforth (davidstaniforth) | 7935 comments Make a parsnip shaped hole in the ground with a steel bar. Fill it with sandy soil. sow the seeds in the centre. The parsnip will take the easiest route.


Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments Parsnips are whores?


Rosemary (grooving with the Picts) (nosemanny) | 8590 comments OK. just read the most recent comments. I can see I'm going to have to start from the beginning if this is going to make anything approaching sense.


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments Good luck with that Rosemary!


Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments Yay!

Parsnip sage!


Rosemary (grooving with the Picts) (nosemanny) | 8590 comments Well I like parsnips. Roasted, made into crisps, soup or wine.
Seed needs to be fresh like Kath said, and you need to grow it in sandy soil like David said. But they are easy to grow from seed!

I have such an earworm now :) My own theme toon


Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments Well, if I can't find seeds come December you'll have to post them to me, Nosemanny,

We'll have time.


Rosemary (grooving with the Picts) (nosemanny) | 8590 comments I can do that :)


Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments Yay! Love you Nosemanny!

And swede!


Lynne (Tigger's Mum) | 4643 comments Bit late but those white radishes are called mooli or Daikon or Japanese radishes. Carol - I was also told parsnips (panais) are for 'only for ze pigs' by a French friend.


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Carol Dobson | 628 comments Lynne (Tigger's Mum) wrote: "Bit late but those white radishes are called mooli or Daikon or Japanese radishes. Carol - I was also told parsnips (panais) are for 'only for ze pigs' by a French friend."
Those French are just too picky, aren't they? Not just about foreign words, but also now we have swedes and parsnips!
Once tried to get a quiche in Alsace without ham or bacon in it, when in vegetarian mode. Nearly run out of the shop by disturbed customers!


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Carol Dobson | 628 comments Luckily now I mainly visit Belgium, where the national dish is chips, Jupiler beer and chocolate!
The chips I believe are deep fried twice and are certainly very tasty! Was nearly going to write something about Scotland here, but have decided not to in the interests of politeness. Anyway will probably get deleted as nothing to do with gardening, so to ensure I won't, I will mention that I have personally grown one very small tomato plant this summer and it has given me four incredibly small tomatoes. Green fingers, eh!


Lynne (Tigger's Mum) | 4643 comments They can eat sea urchins genitals raw but not parsnips, give me parsnips everytime.


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Kath Middleton | 23860 comments Euw! Bet that makes their eyes water. The sea-urchins, not the French, I mean.


Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments Stood on a sea urchin off the coast of Kenya once.

Excruciating.

The cure is to put mango on it, believe it or not.


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Kath Middleton | 23860 comments Not ketchup? ;)


Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments No that's for skunk.


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Kath Middleton | 23860 comments Needs summat to take away the taste, I suppose.


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Carol Dobson | 628 comments Lynne (Tigger's Mum) wrote: "They can eat sea urchins genitals raw but not parsnips, give me parsnips everytime."
Never heard of that! Have you come across those little songbirds, with a name like orlan, I think, which are eaten whole and the bones are crunched in the mouth. People are meant to place a napkin over their face when they eat one, as it looks so disgusting. Evidently the late Francois Mitterand was a keen eater of them and when he stopped his chemotherapy in the last few weeks of his life, that was one of the delicacies he ate.


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Kath Middleton | 23860 comments Ortolans. They are a kind of bunting and that's one of the things that make me feel a little despair.


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Carol Dobson | 628 comments My resident parsnip person says that the soil does not have to be sandy (although carnoustie carrots in their sandy soil are, of course, famous) but that you should never grow them in fresh compost, only old, and that is true of all root vegetables. If you grow large parsnips then it does not matter if they fork or not.
Talking about rude forked veg, I have never seen mandrake, which is famous for that. It has been associated through the centuries with witchcraft and an infusion of it was evidently given to people crucified on the cross. It would not only help their pain, it would also make them lose consciousness. The Romans would take them down and then be annoyed to see them walking round later, having recovered.


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Kath Middleton | 23860 comments They reckon you have to cover your ears when pulling a mandrake because they scream and the sounds sends you mad. With me, who'd notice? ;)


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