The Humour Club discussion

The fish wasn't that big. What a....oh, wait, we did that one already.

"The........HILLS are alive
with the sound of mu-sic!"

"I want to build a condo here and make a million, and you say it's a National Park? What kind of lunatic are you?"

"You didn't know I used to be a lap dancer, nein?"

"No kidding, the Greek debts are like ..."

"Let me see those jazz fingers"

"Come here, you big bear of a man, Mamma wants a hug."

I'm thinking she's describing that massage Bush gave her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTQY1...

Oh Melki! I had never seen that video. Bush creeping up to squeeze one's shoulders . . . that's the stuff of nightmares!

I think it made for some good video! What's she so uptight about? G Dubya just had a jolt or a toke, who knows, he was just hanging loose. At least he didn't try to do one of those french kiss thingies like Kerry. TG!

Shower scene from Por Kee's II

Sepp Blatter's efforts to popularise women's football (soccer) were becoming increasingly desperate.

Madame Bucket-Fly

Mad brawl in the women's bath-house!

Just a note: the two women on the bottom of the frame have left hands facing the opposite way, unless the woman on the right is completely flat chested! Just a note.

I think they are doing that hand-flipping thing which was later rediscovered by Beyonce ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m1EF...

Waddya mean you didn't notice her hands?

Off topic, but I couldn't resist this...

https://vimeo.com/16331452

A little bit of plagiarism, methinks.

I've developed a bit of a robot obsession lately, so this -

Robot- 'Donut attempt to resist!'
Man- 'Oh sugar!'

As an aside, whatever medication the artist was on, it wasn't enough.

The robot nation figured out our weakness and united to enslave us with sugary goodness and bottomless cups of coffee.

Having given his life for the movement, the martyr awoke to an unexpected sight.

We've come for milk. Take me to your litre.

The moment when George Lucas realised that he should not have sold the Star Wars franchise to Disney.

Awesome Will, my vote for winner!

Lionel thought he'd come up with the best excuse ever for not coming home last night. Unfortunately,he had forgotten he'd already played that one to his wife before.

'Dear Sir, please excuse my husband from the war, as he has broken his arm. the dog has also, as you can see, eaten his homework'

http://www.victorianweb.org/painting/...

In one of the first recorded examples of coupon forgery, Annie McFingers artfully changes her coupon for "10% off a bowl of gruel" to "a free child, dog and Mel Gibson".

"When you said, 'Kilt in Action' I thought you meant something entirely different..."

Joel wrote: ""When you said, 'Kilt in Action' I thought you meant something entirely different...""

Excellent.

Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding!! Joel! You are the man!

She really doesn't seem all that happy he's back, and the kid's hair is suspiciously wavy like the guy she's slipping the message to ("See ya later, Curly.")

CartoonistAndre wrote: "Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding!! Joel! You are the man!

She really doesn't seem all that happy he's back . . ."

Maybe he's right-handed and she's thinking of ALL the things she's going to have to do for him.

Ah! Now that I've read Will's link (Thanks, Will!) to the painting I can understand the ambivalent expression on her face- now she'll have two babies to take care of!

CartoonistAndre wrote: "Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding!! Joel! You are the man!

She really doesn't seem all that happy he's back, and the kid's hair is suspiciously wavy like the guy she's slipping the message to ("See ya later, Cu..."

Aw, shucks, guys! (blushing)

"I need to see your ration chit
dog
child
man - slightly damaged
okay, you check out"

'Very good paint-set! Lots of grey, and also a bit of red and blue! And some more grey, lots more grey. Almost not enough grey though, what on earth use blue for? Oh, I know!'

All the religious followers were confused why they were giving away large cups of grape Coolaid.

Hot water has always been considered a valued commodity in the USSR.

Joseph wrote: "'Dear Sir, please excuse my husband from the war, as he has broken his arm. the dog has also, as you can see, eaten his homework'"

Melki wrote: ""

Looks like she's passing him her cell phone # so she can get some now that he is all injured and needy and stuff.. or has to go back to war.

Melki wrote: "Okay, this is NOT fine art, but I'm just dyin' to read the captions YOU ALL will come up with.

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How's a girl supposed to be satisfied if you come first and just fall asleep after you're done?

Breaking news: In Moscow, the only convertible car in the country crashes into a statue, narrowly avoiding the Russian tribute band the Bolshevik Beatles who were queuing to provide urine samples.

In Soviet Russia, the piss takes you.

"You think the EPA will mind?"

I stay out too late
Got nothing in my brain
That's what people say, mmm-mmm
That's what people say, mmm-mmm

I go on too many dates [chuckle]
But I can't make them stay
At least that's what people say, mmm-mmm
That's what people say, mmm-mmm

But I keep cruising
Can't stop, won't stop moving
It's like I got this music
In my mind
Saying, "It's gonna be alright."

'I still feel a bit guilty at leaving grandmamma in the wolf's stomach, but really, it can't be any more uncomfortable than this dress.

@Melki: Did you draw it? I find it stunning even though I don't know anything bout art.

Remesh wrote: "@Melki: Did you draw it? I find it stunning even though I don't know anything bout art."

No, no, not even in my prime could I have done anything like that. The artist is Pierre-Auguste Renoir. From 1883, the painting is called "Dance in the Country."

Occasionally I post a photo of a painting and club members are encouraged to add a witty comment or caption.

I'm surprised no one has yet mentioned the positioning of the gentleman's hand . . .

Well, I just noticed a creepy woman behind the rails....haha

Remesh wrote: "Well, I just noticed a creepy woman behind the rails....haha"

I never noticed her. Wonder what she's thinking. . .

Melki wrote: "Remesh wrote: "Well, I just noticed a creepy woman behind the rails....haha"

I never noticed her. Wonder what she's thinking. . ."

'Oh why did my mother have to marry a potato?'