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Forthcoming Themes:

Theme 264 - Feel Good - Any song that is upbeat and likely to make the listener have their spirits raised. - TheFoe
Theme 265 - Right team, hopefully the worst of the virus is over and we're going on a group outing. Let's put together the best-ever playlist for our road trip! - Val

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Theme 266 - Freak Out! Uncut magazine's list of 101 "weirdest albums of all time". There's at least one single A-side on the list (step forward 'Scratch'). The reasons for weirdness aren't always evident from the titles alone (although the exceptions should be obvious), and there's one which you'll never find on discogs; the Merzbow at #100 is actually a written-off Mercedes previously the property of his dutch label boss, with a copy of Merzbow's album "Noisembryo" hardwired into the ignition, so it plays when the car is turned on. He tried auctioning this unique item and got zero bids! - Tim https://forums.stevehoffman.tv/thread...
Theme 267 - Great instrumental breaks (must be within a "song") - SussexWelsh
Theme 268 - Let's Stick Together; any song with a word which references a method of sticking one thing to another (join/t, glue, mortar, tie/d, bond, weld, etc ad infinitum) - Brass Neck
Theme 269 - "In The Mood For A Moog" - Songs featuring the Moog synth - theDuke
Theme 270 - "The Happy Organ" - Tracks featuring an organ, the keyboard instrument, of any type. - KJS
Theme 271 - "It's Raining Cats & Dogs" - song titles containing the word(s) cat(s) or dog(s) (or both): state your allegiance if you wish ;-) - Helen

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Hello one and all.

Okay then, onwards we go...to a theme that had been the only topic on the global conscious. But the last coupla of weeks, it has somewhat been overshadowed by the George Floyd scandal.

Neverless, the evil and invisable menace is still with us...and Fishy Jim wants you to put forward nominations for his theme, which is:

'My Corona: Any song or artist with a title/name that reflects the Coronavirus pandemic in some way'

Noms and links in the usual fashion please, thank you.

Finally, don't forget that the Cream Of 2020 Summer rounds will begin soon...so get your noms ready for those please, thank you. Saying that, i dunno about you..but i've really struggled to find anything to offer up this year....what with my favoured bands being layed up currently due to the pandemic crisis. I'll guess i'll have root out something different this time!

See ya Wednesday then.

'Evil and invisible menace', like a paarrpp by Tech then?

Very, very eighties...

Infected - The The

https://youtu.be/orIy18qIaCU

After Gordon

Translated from the French and written in the 19th century!
I particularly like the line "buy your chlorine, sulphur and your disinfectant"

Infected - The The
Here Comes The Cholera - Robyn Archer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNymf...

Can some kind person please check if the link works for you up there?

Hee hee! :)

From last year's apocalyptical thrash album "Infest The Rats' Nest". Some might think they saw this coming!

Infected - The The
Here Comes The Cholera - Robyn Archer
Superbug - King Gizzard And The Lizard Wizard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeEfd...

Val wrote: "Can some kind person please check if the link works for you up there?"

It works at the moment, Val.

after the Duke

(the first case of covid-19 was detected on 17 November 2019)

Infected - The The
Here Comes The Cholera - Robyn Archer
Superbug - King Gizzard And The Lizard Wizard
November Spawned A Monster - Morrissey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv8Ld...

seeing as tim's ignoring it, changing anyhoo - what was i thinking?

Infected - The The
Here Comes The Cholera - Robyn Archer
Superbug - King Gizzard And The Lizard Wizard
November Spawned A Monster - Morrissey
Covid 19 - Keety Roots

https://keetydubroots.bandcamp.com/

After Tech:

Infected - The The
Here Comes The Cholera - Robyn Archer
Superbug - King Gizzard And The Lizard Wizard
November Spawned A Monster - Morrissey
Covid 19 - Keety Roots
Exposure - Peter Gabriel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITsdk...

Gordon came straight out of the traps with my first choice, but I'm pretty happy with this one. I was tempted to go for comic relief with Need You Forever - Lou Rawls, but the music wasn't really me.

After Jim

Infected - The The
Here Comes The Cholera - Robyn Archer
Superbug - King Gizzard And The Lizard Wizard
November Spawned A Monster - Morrissey
Covid 19 - Keety Roots
Exposure - Peter Gabriel
We're All Home Bound - The Corona Virus Song - Claire & Mel Vaz

https://youtu.be/k0ci5EYb9qA

After Lez

Infected - The The
Here Comes The Cholera - Robyn Archer
Superbug - King Gizzard And The Lizard Wizard
November Spawned A Monster - Morrissey
Covid 19 - Keety Roots
Exposure - Peter Gabriel
We're All Home Bound - Claire & Mel Vaz
I Am The Virus - Killing Joke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4wdb...

Tech XXIII wrote: "seeing as tim's ignoring it, changing anyhoo - what was i thinking?"

Sorry, didn't refresh after posting. I must have been right to do a Stalinist airbrushing anyway, seeing as you agreed! 😂

you must maintain social refreshing!

After TheFoe

Infected - The The
Here Comes The Cholera - Robyn Archer
Superbug - King Gizzard And The Lizard Wizard
November Spawned A Monster - Morrissey
Covid 19 - Keety Roots
Exposure - Peter Gabriel
We're All Home Bound - Claire & Mel Vaz
I Am The Virus - Killing Joke
Splendid Isolation - Warren Zevon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLMMN...

After KJS

Infected - The The
Here Comes The Cholera - Robyn Archer
Superbug - King Gizzard And The Lizard Wizard
November Spawned A Monster - Morrissey
Covid 19 - Keety Roots
Exposure - Peter Gabriel
We're All Home Bound - Claire & Mel Vaz
I Am The Virus - Killing Joke
Splendid Isolation - Warren Zevon
Dance Macabre - Ghost

https://youtu.be/7Gr63DiEUxw

Infected - The The
Here Comes The Cholera - Robyn Archer
Superbug - King Gizzard And The Lizard Wizard
November Spawned A Monster - Morrissey
Covid 19 - Keety Roots
Exposure - Peter Gabriel
We're All Home Bound - Claire & Mel Vaz
I Am The Virus - Killing Joke
Splendid Isolation - Warren Zevon
Dance Macabre - Ghost
Please Don't Touch - Motorhead & Girlschool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0Ptw...

Motorhead & Girlschool

sad to think that four of the seven are dead now.

.......but not that sad!

shut up, tech! parp!

Tim wrote: "Motorhead & Girlschool

sad to think that four of the seven are dead now."

The Motorhead guys didn't exactly follow a healthy regimen. Lived fast, died young, left good-looking corpses - Lemmy excepted on the last two counts.

Aaargh. Can't decide.....was going to choose something serious but I'll go for zilcho points with a bit of silliness instead.

Someone's done a genius version/reworking/parody of Nitzer Ebb's EBM classic "Let Your Body Learn" (original version if anyone's interested - https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=627XGCf...).

Infected - The The
Here Comes The Cholera - Robyn Archer
Superbug - King Gizzard And The Lizard Wizard
November Spawned A Monster - Morrissey
Covid 19 - Keety Roots
Exposure - Peter Gabriel
We're All Home Bound - Claire & Mel Vaz
I Am The Virus - Killing Joke
Splendid Isolation - Warren Zevon
Dance Macabre - Ghost
Please Don't Touch - Motorhead & Girlschool
Stay Inside Your Home - Not So Ebb

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9SoQGpz...

For Dom Cummings' Barnard Castle jolly fans mebbes I Can See For Miles - The Who or (wishfully) Arrested For Driving While Blind - ZZ Top??

After Helen

Infected - The The
Here Comes The Cholera - Robyn Archer
Superbug - King Gizzard And The Lizard Wizard
November Spawned A Monster - Morrissey
Covid 19 - Keety Roots
Exposure - Peter Gabriel
We're All Home Bound - Claire & Mel Vaz
I Am The Virus - Killing Joke
Splendid Isolation - Warren Zevon
Dance Macabre - Ghost
Please Don't Touch - Motorhead & Girlschool
Stay Inside Your Home - Not So Ebb
Locked Down Tight - Marc Ford & the Neptune Blues Club

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIFda...

Infected - The The
Here Comes The Cholera - Robyn Archer
Superbug - King Gizzard And The Lizard Wizard
November Spawned A Monster - Morrissey
Covid 19 - Keety Roots
Exposure - Peter Gabriel
We're All Home Bound - Claire & Mel Vaz
I Am The Virus - Killing Joke
Splendid Isolation - Warren Zevon
Dance Macabre - Ghost
Please Don't Touch - Motorhead & Girlschool
Stay Inside Your Home - Not So Ebb
Locked Down Tight - Marc Ford & the Neptune Blues Club
Ventilator Blues - Rolling Stones

https://youtu.be/24dq-cNRyC0

Helen The Melon wrote: "Aaargh. Can't decide.....was going to choose something serious but I'll go for zilcho points with a bit of silliness instead.

Someone's done a genius version/reworking/parody of Nitzer Ebb's EBM ..."

I came up with a whole playlist while trying to chose my nom. It was a tough choice and I've probably not picked the one that would get most votes.

After SJ

Infected - The The
Here Comes The Cholera - Robyn Archer
Superbug - King Gizzard And The Lizard Wizard
November Spawned A Monster - Morrissey
Covid 19 - Keety Roots
Exposure - Peter Gabriel
We're All Home Bound - Claire & Mel Vaz
I Am The Virus - Killing Joke
Splendid Isolation - Warren Zevon
Dance Macabre - Ghost
Please Don't Touch - Motorhead & Girlschool
Stay Inside Your Home - Not So Ebb
Locked Down Tight - Marc Ford & the Neptune Blues Club
Ventilator Blues - Rolling Stones
Don't Go Outside - Poppy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNDkk...

Fishy_Jim wrote: "I came up with a whole playlist while trying to chose my nom. It was a tough choice and I've probably not picked the one that would get most votes."

Yeh, I did a playlist a while ago (posted on another thread). Lots to choose from & SO many covid songs have been created in the last two months. I was considering nominating this one too (you won't like it, Jim!): one of the creators of the Mortal Kombat theme ("Techno Syndrome"), Oliver Adams, has done a 2020 mix/version of it:-

Mortal Virus Techno Syndrome - https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BGTpgUx...

Hi folks.

A little late, this time thanks to yet another pointless MS feature update, which managed to temporarily block me out of accessing my own soddin' computer, blerdy thing! Why can't they just leave things alone??!!

Anyhoo...we've got 15 songs and thus 5 votes apiece.


Keety Roots bandcamp link:
https://keetydubroots.bandcamp.com/

Main Playlist:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list...

Voting list:
Infected - The The
Here Comes The Cholera - Robyn Archer
Superbug - King Gizzard And The Lizard Wizard
November Spawned A Monster - Morrissey
Covid 19 - Keety Roots
Exposure - Peter Gabriel
We're All Home Bound - Claire & Mel Vaz
I Am The Virus - Killing Joke
Splendid Isolation - Warren Zevon
Dance Macabre - Ghost
Please Don't Touch - Motorhead & Girlschool
Stay Inside Your Home - Not So Ebb
Locked Down Tight - Marc Ford & the Neptune Blues Club
Ventilator Blues - Rolling Stones
Don't Go Outside - Poppy

Make the best of 'em! :)

.....or the worst

5 - m.orrissey (controversial on so many levels)
4 - k.joke
3 - t.the
2 - m.otorhead
1 - p.gabriel

Infected - The The - 3
Here Comes The Cholera - Robyn Archer
Superbug - King Gizzard And The Lizard Wizard
November Spawned A Monster - Morrissey - 5
Covid 19 - Keety Roots
Exposure - Peter Gabriel - 1
We're All Home Bound - Claire & Mel Vaz
I Am The Virus - Killing Joke - 4
Splendid Isolation - Warren Zevon
Dance Macabre - Ghost
Please Don't Touch - Motorhead & Girlschool - 2
Stay Inside Your Home - Not So Ebb
Locked Down Tight - Marc Ford & the Neptune Blues Club
Ventilator Blues - Rolling Stones
Don't Go Outside - Poppy

Err, are you feeling OK, Tech? You've just given a point to a Peter Gabriel track with three concurrent time signatures!

After Tech:

The The - 5
Poppy - 4
Killing Joke - 3
Motorhead & Girlschool - 2
Keety Roots - 1

Infected - The The - 8
Here Comes The Cholera - Robyn Archer
Superbug - King Gizzard And The Lizard Wizard
November Spawned A Monster - Morrissey - 5
Covid 19 - Keety Roots - 1
Exposure - Peter Gabriel - 1
We're All Home Bound - Claire & Mel Vaz
I Am The Virus - Killing Joke - 7
Splendid Isolation - Warren Zevon
Dance Macabre - Ghost
Please Don't Touch - Motorhead & Girlschool - 4
Stay Inside Your Home - Not So Ebb
Locked Down Tight - Marc Ford & the Neptune Blues Club
Ventilator Blues - Rolling Stones
Don't Go Outside - Poppy - 4

"are you feeling OK, Tech?"

well, i just couldn't be bothered changing my 5 to a 4, so 'least offensive' meter was employed. besides, i believe he was cured of the dreadful disease he had - beingingenesisitis!

After Jim - about time you got a profile pic, Jim? (And Tim too) ;-)

K Joke - 5
The The - 4
Morrissey - 3
Marc F - 2
Warren Z - 1

Infected - The The - 12
Here Comes The Cholera - Robyn Archer
Superbug - King Gizzard And The Lizard Wizard
November Spawned A Monster - Morrissey - 8
Covid 19 - Keety Roots - 1
Exposure - Peter Gabriel - 1
We're All Home Bound - Claire & Mel Vaz
I Am The Virus - Killing Joke - 12
Splendid Isolation - Warren Zevon - 1
Dance Macabre - Ghost
Please Don't Touch - Motorhead & Girlschool - 4
Stay Inside Your Home - Not So Ebb
Locked Down Tight - Marc Ford & the Neptune Blues Club - 2
Ventilator Blues - Rolling Stones
Don't Go Outside - Poppy - 4

After Helen

The The - 5
Motorhead & Girlschool - 4
Poppy - 3
Not So Ebb - 2
Morrissey - 1

Infected - The The - 17
Here Comes The Cholera - Robyn Archer
Superbug - King Gizzard And The Lizard Wizard
November Spawned A Monster - Morrissey - 9
Covid 19 - Keety Roots - 1
Exposure - Peter Gabriel - 1
We're All Home Bound - Claire & Mel Vaz
I Am The Virus - Killing Joke - 12
Splendid Isolation - Warren Zevon - 1
Dance Macabre - Ghost
Please Don't Touch - Motorhead & Girlschool - 8
Stay Inside Your Home - Not So Ebb - 2
Locked Down Tight - Marc Ford & the Neptune Blues Club - 2
Ventilator Blues - Rolling Stones
Don't Go Outside - Poppy - 7

After TheFoe

Warren 2
Keety 1

Infected - The The - 17
Here Comes The Cholera - Robyn Archer
Superbug - King Gizzard And The Lizard Wizard
November Spawned A Monster - Morrissey - 9
Covid 19 - Keety Roots - 2
Exposure - Peter Gabriel - 1
We're All Home Bound - Claire & Mel Vaz
I Am The Virus - Killing Joke - 12
Splendid Isolation - Warren Zevon - 3
Dance Macabre - Ghost
Please Don't Touch - Motorhead & Girlschool - 8
Stay Inside Your Home - Not So Ebb - 2
Locked Down Tight - Marc Ford & the Neptune Blues Club - 2
Ventilator Blues - Rolling Stones
Don't Go Outside - Poppy - 7

After Derek

Warren Zevon - 5
Morrissey - 4
Keety Roots - 3
The The - 2
Killing Joke - 1

Infected - The The - 19
Here Comes The Cholera - Robyn Archer
Superbug - King Gizzard And The Lizard Wizard
November Spawned A Monster - Morrissey - 13
Covid 19 - Keety Roots - 5
Exposure - Peter Gabriel - 1
We're All Home Bound - Claire & Mel Vaz
I Am The Virus - Killing Joke - 13
Splendid Isolation - Warren Zevon - 8
Dance Macabre - Ghost
Please Don't Touch - Motorhead & Girlschool - 8
Stay Inside Your Home - Not So Ebb - 2
Locked Down Tight - Marc Ford & the Neptune Blues Club - 2
Ventilator Blues - Rolling Stones
Don't Go Outside - Poppy - 7

Another one of those list that takes a few plays to get into it. But one song on this list, just plane old kicks bum as far i am concerned. :)

Marc Ford & the Neptune Blues Club - 5 (by flipping miles!)
Peter Gabriel - 4 (weird, but catchy)
Rolling Stones - 3 (this was my 2nd nom choice)
The The - 2 (as Nick says..very very 80s, but cool)
Motorhead & Girlschool - 1 (a classic, but i have heard it a lot)

Infected - The The - 21
Here Comes The Cholera - Robyn Archer
Superbug - King Gizzard And The Lizard Wizard
November Spawned A Monster - Morrissey - 13
Covid 19 - Keety Roots - 5
Exposure - Peter Gabriel - 5
We're All Home Bound - Claire & Mel Vaz
I Am The Virus - Killing Joke - 13
Splendid Isolation - Warren Zevon - 8
Dance Macabre - Ghost
Please Don't Touch - Motorhead & Girlschool - 9
Stay Inside Your Home - Not So Ebb - 2
Locked Down Tight - Marc Ford & the Neptune Blues Club - 7
Ventilator Blues - Rolling Stones - 3
Don't Go Outside - Poppy - 7

".... (as Nick says..very very 80s, but cool)". Yeah that wasn't me, t'was our moderator and nominator Gordon. :-)

After theDuke

R Stones - 5
M Ford - 4
Motorhead/G School - 3
K Roots - 2
K Gizzard - 1

Infected - The The - 21
Here Comes The Cholera - Robyn Archer
Superbug - King Gizzard And The Lizard Wizard - 1
November Spawned A Monster - Morrissey - 13
Covid 19 - Keety Roots - 7
Exposure - Peter Gabriel - 5
We're All Home Bound - Claire & Mel Vaz
I Am The Virus - Killing Joke - 13
Splendid Isolation - Warren Zevon - 8
Dance Macabre - Ghost
Please Don't Touch - Motorhead & Girlschool - 12
Stay Inside Your Home - Not So Ebb - 2
Locked Down Tight - Marc Ford & the Neptune Blues Club - 11
Ventilator Blues - Rolling Stones - 8
Don't Go Outside - Poppy - 7

after KJS

Peter Gabriel - 5
KIng Gizzard - 4
Rolling Stones - 3
Keety Roots - 2
Marc Ford - 1

Infected - The The - 21
Here Comes The Cholera - Robyn Archer
Superbug - King Gizzard And The Lizard Wizard - 5
November Spawned A Monster - Morrissey - 13
Covid 19 - Keety Roots - 9
Exposure - Peter Gabriel - 10
We're All Home Bound - Claire & Mel Vaz
I Am The Virus - Killing Joke - 13
Splendid Isolation - Warren Zevon - 8
Dance Macabre - Ghost
Please Don't Touch - Motorhead & Girlschool - 12
Stay Inside Your Home - Not So Ebb - 2
Locked Down Tight - Marc Ford & the Neptune Blues Club - 12
Ventilator Blues - Rolling Stones - 11
Don't Go Outside - Poppy - 7

After Tim

Robyn A. 5
Warren Z. 4
Keety 3
Not So Ebb 2
Peter G. 1

Infected - The The - 21
Here Comes The Cholera - Robyn Archer - 5
Superbug - King Gizzard And The Lizard Wizard - 5
November Spawned A Monster - Morrissey - 13
Covid 19 - Keety Roots - 12
Exposure - Peter Gabriel - 11
We're All Home Bound - Claire & Mel Vaz
I Am The Virus - Killing Joke - 13
Splendid Isolation - Warren Zevon - 12
Dance Macabre - Ghost
Please Don't Touch - Motorhead & Girlschool - 12
Stay Inside Your Home - Not So Ebb - 4
Locked Down Tight - Marc Ford & the Neptune Blues Club - 12
Ventilator Blues - Rolling Stones - 11
Don't Go Outside - Poppy - 7

Please Don't Touch - Motorhead & Girlschool ~ 5
Superbug - King Gizzard And The Lizard Wizard ~ 4
I Am The Virus - Killing Joke ~ 3
Locked Down Tight - Marc Ford & the Neptune Blues Club ~ 2
Don't Go Outside - Poppy ~ 1

Infected - The The - 21
Here Comes The Cholera - Robyn Archer - 5
Superbug - King Gizzard And The Lizard Wizard - 9
November Spawned A Monster - Morrissey - 13
Covid 19 - Keety Roots - 12
Exposure - Peter Gabriel - 11
We're All Home Bound - Claire & Mel Vaz
I Am The Virus - Killing Joke - 16
Splendid Isolation - Warren Zevon - 12
Dance Macabre - Ghost
Please Don't Touch - Motorhead & Girlschool - 17
Stay Inside Your Home - Not So Ebb - 4
Locked Down Tight - Marc Ford & the Neptune Blues Club - 14
Ventilator Blues - Rolling Stones - 11
Don't Go Outside - Poppy - 8

After Steve

Motorhead - 5
Stones - 4
Warren - 3
Peter - 1
Marc - 1

Infected - The The - 21
Here Comes The Cholera - Robyn Archer - 5
Superbug - King Gizzard And The Lizard Wizard - 9
November Spawned A Monster - Morrissey - 13
Covid 19 - Keety Roots - 12
Exposure - Peter Gabriel - 13
We're All Home Bound - Claire & Mel Vaz
I Am The Virus - Killing Joke - 16
Splendid Isolation - Warren Zevon - 15
Dance Macabre - Ghost
Please Don't Touch - Motorhead & Girlschool - 22
Stay Inside Your Home - Not So Ebb - 4
Locked Down Tight - Marc Ford & the Neptune Blues Club - 15
Ventilator Blues - Rolling Stones - 15
Don't Go Outside - Poppy - 8

After Jemma

Morrissey - 5
Headgirl - 4
Killing Joke - 3
Marc Ford - 2
Peter Gabriel - 1

Infected - The The - 21
Here Comes The Cholera - Robyn Archer - 5
Superbug - King Gizzard And The Lizard Wizard - 9
November Spawned A Monster - Morrissey - 18
Covid 19 - Keety Roots - 12
Exposure - Peter Gabriel - 14
We're All Home Bound - Claire & Mel Vaz
I Am The Virus - Killing Joke - 19
Splendid Isolation - Warren Zevon - 15
Dance Macabre - Ghost
Please Don't Touch - Motorhead & Girlschool - 26
Stay Inside Your Home - Not So Ebb - 4
Locked Down Tight - Marc Ford & the Neptune Blues Club - 17
Ventilator Blues - Rolling Stones - 15
Don't Go Outside - Poppy - 8

After Gordon

Killing Joke 5
Peter Gabriel 4
Motorhead & Girlschool 3
Poppy 2
Keety Roots 1

Infected - The The - 21
Here Comes The Cholera - Robyn Archer - 5
Superbug - King Gizzard And The Lizard Wizard - 9
November Spawned A Monster - Morrissey - 18
Covid 19 - Keety Roots - 13
Exposure - Peter Gabriel - 18
We're All Home Bound - Claire & Mel Vaz
I Am The Virus - Killing Joke - 24
Splendid Isolation - Warren Zevon - 15
Dance Macabre - Ghost
Please Don't Touch - Motorhead & Girlschool - 29
Stay Inside Your Home - Not So Ebb - 4
Locked Down Tight - Marc Ford & the Neptune Blues Club - 17
Ventilator Blues - Rolling Stones - 15
Don't Go Outside - Poppy - 10

TheFoe wrote: "".... (as Nick says..very very 80s, but cool)". Yeah that wasn't me, t'was our moderator and nominator Gordon. :-)"

Opps! Sorry Gordon!

I'm sorry, I forgot (again). I'd have voted for Zevon, Stones, King Gizz, Marc Ford and Ghost so no impact on (splendid) outcome. These here hair shirts - quite scratchy n'est pas?

Good evening music musers.

A spendid hot sunny day today, here in my little quiet (very!) corner of Wales. I'm covered in paint splashes...as i have been painting gates today.

Right then..some impressive scores this week, with one just missing out on hitting the super 30s, not shabby at all.

The winner, with the classic from the late Lemmy & co, tops the bill with a whole 29 points, it's 'Please Don't Touch' by Motorhead & Girlschool. This week's crowned champion therefore, is the Brass Neck one.

Super congrats to you sah.

The best of the rest are as follows; 'I Am The Virus' by Killing Joke, with 24 points, nominated by Saint Nick, & 'Infected', by the band with one too many definitives, The The, nominated by Gordon. The only other song to make the 20s.

Congrats to you three chaps.

Buuuuuutt.....we have a pair of 'nul pointers' as well. Right then......where's me box of wooden spoons gone?

*Disappears into the back room....a lot of clanking, scraping of furniture, & the odd high pitched girly scream (after spotting a spider!), and blowing off dust can be heard....comes back out again*

Found 'em!

Okay then, two (they will be cleaned!) nearly freshly minted wooden cooking utensils to be packed off...for these two songs, which nobody liked! They are: 'We're All Home Bound' by Claire & Mel Vaz, nominated by Lez & 'Dance Macabre' by Ghost, nominated by Jemma.

Mibbe you two can get together some time (whenever this bloody virus sods off first!) and take consolation in each other company...cos your nominations were pants ladies! lol! ;-)

Actually..if i'm honest..i really thought i'd be the one to be awarding myself a spoon this week, for that King Gizz track! I still can't bag that nul point...i try folks i really do!!!!! :)

Good job folks..but on to the next one we goooo.

Nice going Brass Neck, don't mind coming second to that song. :-)

I am once again sorry but thankfully you're a little more forgiving than Space ("ang 'im, remove his nom, discount the votes, put his head on a pike, pull out 'is entrails") can be, bless yer! I would have saved Jemma from t'ignominy of t'wooden spoon but ……...