Complaint Department discussion

No, no I got muddled, I never was a scout, so that's a truth. The lie is still out there, quite the opposite of the X-Files. It's all to play for.

"2) I passed my British driving test first time out" being a lie is very funny when you consider that Roger Kean is author of Theory Test For Car Drivers.

Not to mention Practical Test For Car Drivers (though my name doesn't crop up on this one for some reason.

Still, this time Preston is correct. I failed the first, passed the second, though I disputed the fail. I didn't think it was my fault ignoring the STOP line at the junction when the test inspector said "Go straight across at the crossroads…"

And I'm always deadheading dandelion flowers.

1. I was in the Indian Guides which was a Boy Scout substitute for boys who didn't like the the militaristic uniforms and badges of the Boy Scouts.

2. In my childhood I didn't like playing cowboys and Indians so I stayed home and talked to my hamster.

3. Despite there being complete Dinosaur bones (assembled) into a real prehistoric beast, I was more interest in the rocks as a kid at the museum.

2) feels like the lie to me

I think I agree, Jacob… I just don't see Preston as Super HamsterMan, Robin Redbreast. But since you chose that I'll go with #1. I never heard of the Indian Guides outside of India.

Does Super HamsterMan have his underwear outside his pants?

Wow I wish this was lie facebook so I could like a post. lol

guess I'm going with 3

Jacob wrote: "Wow I wish this was lie facebook so I could like a post. lol"

You're on FB?

@ Kit: I think you're correct…

I have a profile, but I never use it lol...

Number 2 is the lie Jacob Wins!

1)I worked at Dollywood for one full month before being kicked out of my apartment because my cousins whom I lived with became jealous over the fact that they worked there a year and I was already given a promotion from cart boy to Head chef in one of the restaurants.

2)My father is an abusive alcoholic. had it not been for my older adopted brother stepping in I would have suffered brain trauma and possibly died from severe burns at the age of 11.

3) I lived in the Uk from 1 year old to 4 years old raised by a family friend who I called my Auntie Mary. My parents left me having no way to support me and my older siblings. Moving to the states where they were from and leaving me with my Auntie granting her with full custody. She told them I was always their son and could have me back at any time they felt they could be parent sto me. I moved from Germany, Romania, France, and Italy having been homeschooled in Iceland, Switzerland, Germany, France, Italy, Romania, and Greece. At the age of eleven nearing my 12th bday I was sent to my parents in the states where I met them for the first time. My Auntie now suffers from breast cancer and has no way of bringing me back home to her.

1

nope

2.

yep...lol

My father was abusive, but he didn't try burning me alive. He just beat me to a pulp. I was hospitalized four times before my adopted brother stepped in.

@Jacob How is your kid? I have a nephew but he's living too far away now so I don't see him. I used to go to all his soccer games and demonstrations for family + belt ceremonies for Tae Kwon Do.

@Kit I turn over my turn to you. It's Kit's turn!

thanks Preston!

1. I recently changed one of my majors
2. I am going into engineering
3. I love technology

@Preston he is doing well. T-Caps is the state test that he has to do this week. He is in first grade and I don't let him do any sports because everytime he has he can't stay focussed long enough to do so. He has PTSD & ADHD. So standing and waiting for a ball to come to him during baseball is not the best thing ever. He flinches at the sound of a bat hitting a ball and he freaks when people yell at him to get the ball when it finally does come to him. He did good at school today thankfully. We have a system worked out with his teacher so she will call us when he does really good or really bad.


I vote 3 as the lie.

1.

You aren't going into engineering, Kit… no way!

BTW sorry for delays, I got a cold sniffle…

Roger, you're right. I was going into engineering but I just changed my second major to sexuality studies

1) I almost never get a cold.

2) At the moment I'm writing about gold.

3) I've never traveled on a train.

3.

2

Preston is right because I have traveled on a train (actually I was ignoring the London Underground because they're only toy trains), and I will be going to Hereford on May 8 by train.

I'm currently writing a book on the history of UK Computer Games software publisher U.S. Gold and at the moment I am suffering from one of the head colds I almost never suffer from.

1. I went to summer camp.
2. I never went to summer school.
3. I went on a family summer vacation.

Oh… er… #3

1 cuz fuck summer camp

2 is the answer.

I agree with Kit in her message 630, above. Fortunately the summer camp was only for two weeks and I refused to go again.

An all-boys camp with small cabins should have been fun at lights out but I was too young for that. Roger wouldn't have had any problem since he was braver and more aggressive than I was.

Kit would you be so kind as to go next please?

ps: I went to summer school to take Driver's Ed so I could get a driver's license.

Preston wrote: "Roger wouldn't have had any problem since he was braver and more aggressive than I was...."

I was a very shy 9–14 year old. I only became "aggressive" after that ;-)

Ok. Other younger, smaller boys were aggressive with Roger's privates accessed through his short pants. Can we agree on that?

Yeah…

It's a good thing nobody ever reads this. BTW Silky may be back if she can finish her book. Writing it not reading it.

Kit would you be so kind as to go next please?

Sorry, I just saw this

1. I have two step-brothers
2. I have an ex-step-sister
3. I have an ex step-mother

1. Two Step Brothers
(although it would be convenient for reaching high shelves,
no need for a step ladder.)

#3

yes, I do not have two step brothers anymore. (one of them is now an ex-step brother)

1. I wear my hair long over my ears.
2. I have a big head (I wear the biggest size hat.)
3. I wear tapered jeans.

2

agreeing with Absinthe two is the lie

This is the biggest hat size lol

Three – definitely (it rhymes…)

Jacob, you're back :-))

No Roger. That's Jacob's front not his back.


#1 is the lie. I just got a haircut Monday.

I turn my turn over to Jacob so it's Jacob's turn.

YAY me!!! Yeah sorry I've been gone had some issues on goodreads and didn't want to bother others with complaints...then I went on vacation to pigeon forge and dollywood to see Dolly Parton.
Thanks Preston!!!!

1) Dolly Parton was my previous employer, before my life went to hell and I got stuck in a place I can't seem to escape.
2) I recently had a new stylist give me a hair cut and she ruined it entirely. She chopped my crown to bits and left my sides and back uneven. I was so pissed I humiliated her in front of all those within the salon.
3) I tend to listen to such a large variety of music no one can truly pinpoint what I like and what I don't. I enjoy listening to: Mungo Jerry; Journey; Beach Boys; Delta Rae; Adele; Nickelback; Bryan Adams; Stevie Nicks; Zedd; 3 Doors Down; The Mamas & The Papas; Aretha Franklin; Mumford & Sons; Hollywood Undead; the list goes on....

Hmmmmmm…

#2 (you sound too nice to humiliate people… in real life at least :-)

1 I know you worked at Dollywood so that's TRUE.
2 I agree with Roger this is probably the LIE
3 This must be the true because Brian Wilson is a genuine genius. Good Vibrations is a masterpiece of 20th century music. All the others produced good music so this must be TRUE

So I can't do anything but come in second to Roger (Roger is millions ahead of me in everything but this instance.) I also say #2 is the lie.

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