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1. Jess being the most interesting to me but underappreciated by some at the time.
2. Harold be thy name. What must have Uncle Harold though of that.
3 is a lie.

I don't feel it is three because I'm highly allergic to cats and I have owned 18 in my life.

Jacob got it! I never have owned a gerbil, named Harold or otherwise, but the cats, working in revers: Buster, Blackie, Tigs, Smidgen Pigeon, Smoky; the dogs: Oli and I had a white lab called Spiky, my legal guardians in Britain had a Jack Russell called Victor, and my parents had a Nigerian bush dog called – Preston is right – Jess.
Go for it Jacob!

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2) My specialty, when cooking, is Chicken Fajita's & Steaks
3) I suffer from depression, anxiety & bipolar disorder and am unable to be medicated due to lack of insurance.

I hope that you are right that 3 is the lie not only for Jacob's sake but because he'd have to be going to a quack to get a diagnosis of "depression, anxiety & bipolar disorder" when depression is included in bipolar disorder. If one doctor gave that diagnosis it's time to get another doctor.

2) Is not the lie, I cooked fajitas last night I only had complaints from the guy who doesn't like peppers and onions and mushrooms..I told him to hit the road and pick up something from mcdonalds because nothing else is being fixed.
1) Is a part lie haha, I owned no snakes they were my aunts, Roxy (Miniature Schnauzer) is another aunts, my neighbors dogs Hazel (Weimaraner) & Max (Weimaraner), and Clifford (Vizsla Yellow Lab mix) was my uncles. The rest were all mine.
You win Preston....and by what I stated above...apart from insurance problems...Another reason why I no longer see that doctor is due to he constantly had me drugged up and I felt like I was losing my mind on those drugs. I nearly committed suicide over the whole situation.



I choose the animals as the lie because although it was possible to have a donkey, it seemed highly unlikely that anyone but a dog breeder/trainer could own 24 dogs. I have just one and he's quite enough to take care of properly.
I turn my turn over to Kit

1.My boyfriend and I have been dating for 2 years
2.My boyfriend has broken up with me
3.My boyfriend's moving in with me soon


My boyfriend has broken up with me (but it was only for a few hours before he decided that he had made a mistake)
And yes! My boyfriend is moving in soon~

@everyone: just give me a bit and i'll come back and lie to your faces ;)

@Marcie What do you mean you're going to lie on our faces? I thought you were prim and proper.

@pres: prim and proper...*looking over shoulder*...who, me? *snorts* bro, I think you got your Marcie's mixed up ;)
1) my hairy son (aka my dog) runs ahead of me to open the door.
2) 98% of the time I do laundry I end up chasing my hairy son all over the back yard trying to get back a piece of clothing.
3) my hairy son likes to play tag (with his teeth) with the gophers.

2) true. i have an outdoor washroom. so just about every time i carry a load out there he starts jumping to see what he can get. and it always ends up being a sock or underwear he gets a hold of.
3) lie. i wish he would get the gophers. but he likes playing tag with the birdies :( i don't know how he does it, but by the amount i have to pick up...he's pretty good at it. now, if i can only have him direct that skill towards the damn gophers.
roger you win!

Oliver has nominated me as Author of the Month in the M/M Romance Group for July …
1) I like avocados
2) I like aubergines (egg plants)
3) I like courgettes (zucchini)


[FYI Gil Graham + Mike Smith = the boys in Roger's "The Boys of…" series]
@Roger FYI eggplants is one word in case Mike and Gil are in the US and the order eggplant parmesan
<-grin->
Rather than post this complaint in the main section I'd like to say right here that Roger is evil because he cruelly sends me menus of his outstanding preparations which makes me so sad I'm eating instant mac and cheese while he is preparing Beef Wellington followed by Baked Alaska for dessert.

Well, I have to say that Jacob is right. I do not like eggplants (all one word :-)) or aubergines either, whereas I adore avocados and I like courgette/zucchini(s)
P.S. I make one eggplant exception if there isn't too much of it in traditional Greek moussaka.
Take it away Jacob!

2) My first name is really Jacobi, I hate that name and only go by Jacob.
1) I caught a ringneck snake the other day, but the poor fellow, who I had named Caesar, died in the cold rain before I could bring a cage with warm soil and fresh worms to him.

Of course it's possible you named the ring necked snake Mitchell. <-grin->

The close minded people predominated and in all too many places still do. Which is why we don't have gay names like Sequinedcrotch Preston Hunter and Roger Glitterbuns Kean. Or digital names like 01001010001 or RPG names like Lord Scorpion or Ring-necked Snake names like Hisss. Well nowadays in some big cities like Gopher Pot Corners and really big cities like Pajama Party Gulch they do allow gay names but mostly so the bullies know who beat up.


Dean is a Christian name because the actor James Dean was considered to look like a angel.

Born: February 8, 1931, Marion, IN Died: September 30, 1955, Cholame, CA
For further info on Christian names see the Wikipedia article on Christian Names which is at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christia...

I always though you had a Christian name because it was the one given at your baptism, and since at any time before the 21st century everyone was baptized a Christian (anyone else was a heathen and didn't count, you see) they all had Christian names as distinct from their Surnames, which are the family name, or in Latin the genius. That meant that a Christian name had to be an approved one, so the son of Davide Bowie would never have been allowed to call himself by the name of Zowie that his daddy David gave him.
Indeed, until very recently, in Switzerland it was unlawful to give a child a non-approved Christian name. They relaxed a bit now, those Swissli.

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1) There have been three dogs in my life (excluding Zeke :-)
2) I named my pet gerbil Harold (after the third line in the Lord's prayer)
3) There have been five cats in my life (though I am allergic to cat fur)