Complaint Department discussion

Marcie wrote: "He didn't. Just walked away rubbing his upper arm. Sorry about them Texas punching jerks"

All water under the bridge now. Bullies? Who needs 'em?

Roger wrote: "Why isn't Lori playing?"

Good question. For that matter where's Preston? Jacob's been absent the last week or so as well.

1) I have not read all The Spider novels (novellas by today's standards) by Grant Stockbridge
2) I have not read all The Whisperer novels (novellas by today's standards) by Clifford Goodrich
3) I have not read all the Jame Bond novels (yep they're novels) by Ian Fleming

Everyone's read all the James Bond novels, so I bet #3 is the lie :-)

Dos

Well yes, #1 & 2 are true. Roger is right, I have read all the Bond books by Fleming, but I haven't read all the Bond novels.

I still need to read: High Time to Kill; Doubleshot; Never Dream of Dying; The Man With the Red Tattoo; Devil May Care; Carte Blanche; Solo and the new one Trigger Mortis.

So Roger wins!

1) Today is supposed to be bright and sunny, but it isn't… :(

2) There was thick fog early this morning

3) Today was forecast as overcast, cold and rainy.

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#3

Epic, Rick, you're right, that was the lie, it was supposed #1 but turned out to be #3… geddit?

Anyway, Rick, you won again!

Roger wrote: "Epic, Rick, you're right, that was the lie, it was supposed #1 but turned out to be #3… geddit?

Anyway, Rick, you won again!"

Roger, I think you're lying.

I can't sleep tonight, so I ...
1) Shopped online (always dangerous)
2) Read a chapter of The Left Hand of Darkness
3) Watched Skyfall

#2

What… moi?

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Absinthe wrote: "3"

Absinthe wins! I only watched an hour of Skyfall before I fell alseep. ;-)

Rick wrote: " I only watched an hour of Skyfall before I fell alseep. ;-)"

W H A T ! !

1. I am sick
2. My partner is sick
3. My cat is sick

2 (though I hope 1 is…)

Roger wrote: "Rick wrote: " I only watched an hour of Skyfall before I fell alseep. ;-)" W H A T ! !"

Well, technically I didn't actually fall asleep. It just got to a good point, about an hour in, that I could top the movie and then go to bed - where I did fall asleep. But it still counts, cuz I only watched an hour of it, not the whole movie.

Ben Whishaw? Cute. Adorable. Nerdy. Ben Whishaw?

NO! Not another sick cat! Please tell me #3 is the lie! After Greg's troubles with Pip over in another group I can't handle another sick cat! :-(

3 is indeed the lie, Rick, however my dog is sick (but he's technically my parent's dog and is, of course, inferior to my cat.

Both my partner and myself are sick.

Absinthe wrote: "3 is indeed the lie, Rick, however my dog is sick (but he's technically my parent's dog and is, of course, inferior to my cat.

Both my partner and myself are sick."

Oh thank Zeus! I mean about the cat, not you being sick. That's terrible news. Get better quickly.

My left hand currently feels like:
1) someone's sawing on it with serrated knives
2) the devil's gnawing on it
3) someone poured itching powder inside the cast

2 (how can you know what it feels for a devil to gnaw on it?)

Absinthe wrote: "2 (how can you know what it feels for a devil to gnaw on it?)"

You don't want to know. Trust me.

#3

Roger wins! My hand doesn't itch. It's the sawing & gnawing sensations that are driving me cR@Zy.

1) I have an eye operation scheduled for October 5

2) I have a hospital appointment in 7 days time

3) I have an operation scheduled to correct an ingrowing toenail

I'm gonna say #2 is the lie. My reasoning is too complicated to explain, of course that nothing new, but it has to do with having two procedures too close together. But maybe it's just an American thing about fears of malpractice and litigations.

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3 is the lie, so Kit wins!

2 is true, that's the pre-med appointment ready for the procedure on October 5. Even now, I'm working only on the right contact lens so the left cornea is relaxed.

Roger wrote: "3 is the lie, so Kit wins!..."

Kit has not responded in over a month, so she forfeits and it is now Absinthe's turn.

Yeah… get with it Kit… er Absinthe :)

I vote for it being Marcie's turn. ;)

Rick wrote: "I vote for it being Marcie's turn. ;)"

Vote? Since when did this become a democracy?

I hereby decree it is Rick's turn :)

Marcie wrote: "1"

NOOOOOOO! But the plane just landed, I've got to board or Marcie is going to be pissed! Darn it Preston! It's all your fault!

Ok, let me get this straight: Find the Lie:

1) After Ben Whishaw's sadly emotionless performance in Skyfall, I have no interest in seeing Spectre.

2) I am so jonesed to see Spectre I can't even pee straight.

3) I can't decide who I like better: Daniel Craig or Ben Whishaw. They both have their attractions. And I might just explode with them both being in the same movie.

@Pres- Bro!.....*tackle hug*

@Rick, it's ok. Coach just text w/a last minute practice. You can take your time. Don't forget to pack the movies! ;)

Ok. As for the lie, it is absolutely without a doubt #1

Wow, Marcie. It's like your psychic! How did you EVER figure that out? ;)

Yep, Marcie wins! Take it away Marcie! :)

@Rick- LOL!!
Oh, you know.... *pops collar* ;)
xoxoxo

I'm gonna have to come back to this. Jules has cheer in a bit then have to rush to basketball after.

1. I once stepped on a package of ketchup (accidentally) which exploded and landed all over the person walking infront of me.

2. I once shook a package of ketchup to opened it. After the second shake I noticed I gotten 3 people across the face with ketchup.

3. At a restaurant I was struggling to get the ketchup out of the glass bottle. I tapped the bottom too hard that I lost grip and watched it hit the floor and break.

Hahahaha – hopefully they're all true! However, I think 2 is a lie.

3 is the lie.

(Although, I've been on receiving end of both of the first two options - and I loathe ketchup)

#1 is so obviously the most farfetched option so it could never have happened thus it must be the lie. (Besides #2 and #3 happen at least a dozen times a day to almost everyone on the planet so they must be true.)

Sorry Roger & Pres... 3 is the lie.

@Rick- being on the receiving end of those is sucky. Although, when #2 happened I couldn't keep a straight face.

Rick, you win!

Marcie wrote: "Rick, you win! "

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!

Well, I have to admit that I was pretty upset when I was in Junior High (aka Middle School) and my friend jumped on a ketchup packet lying on the ground and splattered me with the stuff. I still had to go half the day with that crap all over my pants. I was not a happy camper. He thought it was hysterical.

My friend Robbie made me laugh so hard that I...

1) ...Sprayed Doctor Pepper out my nose in a restaurant.

2) ...Got a piece of a French Fry lodged up my nose and the only way I could get it out was to blow it out through my nose.

3) ...Peed my pants in a restaurant.

I might have smiled at that ^^^ - but just a little bit tho ;)

#2

I've never met your Doctor Pepper, but he must have been extremely thin to have been up your nose in the first place.

Because I'm a really nice person who never thinks the worst of anyone, I'll say #3 is the lie :-)

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Roger is correct. #3 is the lie. My friend Robbie has a terrible habit of making the funniest comments right when I'm swallowing. It's very annoying. But she is hysterically funny. Doctor Pepper, Lemonade, and French Fries have all been unceremoniously thrust up backway into my nose or through my nose. Yuck. But, like I said, she's fun to have around.

Roger, you're on!

My favourite Italian dish is:

1) osso bucco

2) pizza (Napolitana or Margherita—anything else on a pizza, it ain't a pizza (except for a few anchovies)))

3) fried squid

I'll go with #1. But I really have no idea.

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