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Nov 26, 2015 01:27PM

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I hereby declare that it's R..."
I depend on members to be way smarter than I am so thanks for making that observation.
Kit you got posting #1,400 so you win our top prize—Roger!

"I can't lie on Thanksgiving Day
But when Mod commands, I obey."
This posting belongs in the 2 Line Poem Game.
Posting it here is such a wasteful shame.


so take it away Rick!
P.S. Sorry about the rhyming couplet back there. It won't happen again :)

It's Black Friday, so today I have big plans to:
1) Stay home and watch movies beginning with The Brood (Cronenberg, 1979)
2) Read, read, read.
3) Stay home? No Way! I'm a good American and I'm going SHOPPING!

Couple of years ago when my mum saw it on TV she said "People are truly insane. I thought that long queues in front of closed shops went away with communism..." xDD

Black Friday here seems to have been a damp squib as far as retail outlets are concerned, not like last year when there were violent riots in shops all over the country.

@Monika, yes. People do go all kinds of crazy. I stopped doing it yeeeaaars ago.
Since I haven't seen a post from Rick in a while I'm going to go with #1

And #3 is the LIE! I worked in retail for years and years in the US and I will NEVER voluntarily go back out into the hellish, post-apocalyptic nightmare that is Black Friday. I suppose if Ben Whishaw (or Daniel Craig) enticed me to go with him to go shopping on Black Friday I would. But like that's EVERY going to happen. :P
You win Monika! I'm just staying at home where it's safe from the crazy conspicuous consumers that call themselves 'Mericans. I shake my head in shame at my fellow citizens. (view spoiler)

That is actually very similar to what I said when I saw a coverage on TV... O.o
1. I baked a cake an hour ago
2. I baked some rolls with herbs two hours ago
3. I baked two loaves of bread three hours ago

2) Right now the sun is blazing in a wintry sky
3) Right now it's dismally cold


ROFL, why do I have a feeling you were pouting while writing this Gruncle Rick? ;P


The scary thing is that with my newly arrived grand-nephew Ezra here, I'm also only weeks away (maybe days) from having a grand-niece as well.


So now you'll have a competition. How do you feel about it mister gruncle?
Roger wrote: "Ah well, via Oliver I have three grand-nieces and two grand-nephews, and as far as I know they all speak only Schwiezerdütsch…"
That's a lot of kids... and no one really to talk to O.o'

1. It was raining today a lot
2. It was snowing today for a while but now all snow is gone
3. It was surprisingly sunny today

Oh, I lost the "baby in the family" position when I was 17, that was a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. Not an issue anymore. At least I keep telling myself that. ;)

2) My daughter got an MVP award for basketball.
3) My younger sister got an MVP award in volleyball.

No, you might be right Roger, but I wasn't gonna go there. ;)
(sorry it was first thing in the morning)

*narrowing eyes* .... ;)
*smiling* No. You're right @Rog. My daughter & sister were the ones to get the MVP.
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