Complaint Department discussion

Marcie is correct!… I never played Magicland Dizzy, so that's the lie, but I love Sonic and Willy.

My cousin is a teacher. But a couple nights out of the week...

1. He lets his long beautiful curls loose & trades in his glasses for black eyeliner when he plays with his heavy-metal band.

2. He sets his glasses aside, puts his curls in a man-bun an trains/coach MMA fighters.

3. Hair may vary, but he'll slip the glasses back for night courses at the University to become a Physics Professor.

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3.

He does play in a hardcore heavy metal band. He's also still attending college to be a professor. Since the lie was not detected the next person to check in may have the next turn to keep the game going- if it's ok, Pres.

Sure sis. everything you do is alright with me :)

Oh dear, this has remained dormant for days!

1) I think I might buy a new pair of short pants today

2) I think I will buy a new pair of shorts today

3) I definitely will not buy a new pair of shorts today.

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Marcie guessed right. I've been accused of an obsession for buying (and wearing) shorts.

1. I have a pink track sweater.

2. I have pink Capri pants.

3. I have a pink bra/panties set.

#3 :)

Rog, you're right! I don't own any pink panties or bra.

Thought so!

1) My car doesn't come with a spare tire.

2) I do have a spare tire.

3) My car's spare tire costs £100.

I do have a spare tire.

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Preston wins!: the new car doesn't come with a spare tire, that's true, but the old one did, so I kept it, which means I do have a spare tire. But if I wanted a new spare tire with the new car it would not cost £100, only £90!

1. My house has a wood burning fireplace
2. My house has a fireplace but it just gas flame with fake logs
3. My house doesn't have a fireplace

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3, but Rog beat me to it.... I'll go w/#2

Oh, I don't know... 1?

My house has a wood burning fireplace.
Michael Wins !

Huh, this is harder than I thought. Let's start with something simple.


I have owned an Apple ][ computer
I have owned an Apple GS computer
I have owned an Apple Mac computer

Number 1

3.

Preston wins. I have owned an Apple ][, Apple ][+, Apple ][e and Apple GS but never a Mac. I had to switch to PC's due to work environment. My first PC ran Windows 2.0!

1. My friend Michael and I drove from Connecticut to Rhode Island and went out on a jetty and peed into the ocean then drove back to Connecticut.

2. My friend Michael and I drove from Hartford, CT to Long Island, NY with an appetite that could only be filled by a Nathan's Famous Hot Dog.

3. My dearest friend Michael has been made a vice president of the Robert Graves Society which is a great honor for an American to have in this English institution dedicated to British novelist and poet Robert Graves.

1. My friend Michael and I drove from Connecticut to Rhode Island and went out on a jetty and peed into the ocean then drove back to Connecticut.

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Marcie is correct. Michael (who is a member of the Complaint Department) was not made vice president of The Robert Graves Society.

Michael was made Editor of the Journal of The Robert Graves Society which is quite an honor for anyone especially an American.

Marcie Wins!

(I'll catch up soon…)

Congrats to Michael!!

I enjoy these commercials very much cus funny. But only two I would consider my faves (if there was a fave list ;)

1. http://youtu.be/5oOVqUInA6w

2. http://youtu.be/yAeD568W69c

3. http://youtu.be/JiqR3jTk7_8

I'm confused. I'm guessing 2 is one of your favs cause Daryl and i cracked up.

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#3

@Michael- it cracks me up every time I see it! Yeah, sorry, I didn't word that very well. The lie would of been which one of those 3 I wouldn't put as my favorites.

I do enjoy #2, but if I had to pick between those 3 choices I would leave out #2. So Michael wins!

Some of the jobs I have had:
1. Stockboy in a department store
2. Maintaining vending machines in a factory
3. Delivering pizza

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And Preston gets it in one try!

1. I like Moo Shoo Pork
2. I like Moo Goo Gai Pan
3. I like Moo Moo Frozen Dairy Treats

2 (My luck you're lactose intolerant!)

3

Bethany wins! Ok Joshua it's your turn to write two truths and a lie for us. :)

Too late. We have to go on so Michael it's your turn!

Oh no, where have they all gone? I've an excuse, I've just been thrown out of the EU and so I don't know where I am.

1) I voted to Leave the EU

2) I voted to remain in the EU

3) I think Boris Johnson is a twat

3. You don't think Boris is good enough to be twat.

Note: 1650-60; perhaps orig. dialectal variant of *thwat, *thwot, presumed Modern English outcome of Old English *thwat, akin to Old Norse thveit cut, slit, forest clearing (> E dial. (N England) thwaite forest clearing)

Obviously Roger was using the British meaning (forrest clearing) and not American slang that would be insulting to women which is forbidden by our Rules. The Complaint Department rules say we must be respectful to women (but worry not, it is still perfectly legit to call men pricks.)

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Marcie Wins!

So keeping w/(my) baseball theme..

1) My son is now officially an all around player: has played every position in baseball.

2. Once he's done pitching he'll play either center or left field.

3. He received the Most Value Player award on his school baseball team this year.