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I had heard of it a couple of years ago, but thought it was just a bunch of crackpots! The language will evolve quite nicely on it's own I think.....and forced change never works.

Noah Webster supported this sort of thing. Or Samuel Johnson maybe. Or both. I'm not sure. I'll have to think a spell....


You could eliminate the "ph" and "ough", but you'd lose etymological information. Try to reform a word like "wait" or "out," though, and you've got dialect trouble.

Woi' i' aeu' . . . i' wiw choinge.
This ere'z the wa'l
I''s the simbel ov our land.
You can pu' i' in a bo'l
You can owd i' in your and.
Not quite as extreme as that David....you are mixing a little cockney in by mistake! More like.....'jist wate ut owt....ut wool chainj'! Did I tell you about the ex-sister-in-law who described her wedding gown on the phone as being 'woit, wuth touches ov punk'?

One of their proposals is something called cut spelling.
Efect of CS on readrs
Th foloing paragrafs sho CS in action. We first notice it is not hard to read, even without noing its rules, and with practis we read it as esily as traditionl spelng. Most words ar unchanjed (over 3/4 in th previus sentnce), and we hav th impression not of a totaly new riting systm, but of norml script with letrs misng here and ther. Th basic shape of most words, by wich we recognize them, is not fundmently altrd, and nearly al those that ar mor substantialy chanjed ar quikly decoded; very few ar truly puzlng. This means that, if al printd matr sudnly apeard in CS tomoro, peples readng ability wud not be seriusly afectd. Foren lernrs in particulr ar helpd by th clearr indication of pronunciation, as wen pairs like lo/cow, danjer/angr, undrmine/determn cese to look like ryms. With groing familiarity, users apreciate CS as a streamlined but mor acurat represntation of spoken english. Its novlty lies in th disapearnce of much of th arbitry clutr that makes ritn english so confusing and causes most of th mistakes peple now make.

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I suppose our minds would adjust, but why? Everything is hurry up rush rush.

W* c**ld *nd*rst*nd *ngl*sh w*th*t v*w*ls most of the time, as the Semites do, but should we?

Swmthms thy ys lyttl dhts fwr shwrt vhwlz.
Sych wrytng systms hr khlld "abjads."

They would write "taebl" or "ktchine."
Of course it took me a while until I realize that that's how they write in Arabic - no vowels.
Then, they seem to have problems remembering words with 'p' in it. Instinctively, they would write 'barty' instead of 'party.' And of course that is due to the fact that they don't have 'p' in Arabic and the closest sound to it is 'b.' I realized this a little quicker than the no-vowel problem... ;-)
Then of course, they have another problem. The younger one, many times would write 'on' instead of 'no.' And I think this next one is very cute. She also once wrote 'ooz' instead of 'zoo.' Knowing that they write from right to left, I understood immediately why she made the mistake.
I'm just glad that Indonesian (my native language) use alphabets, vowels, and write from left to right. Made it easier for me when I first learned English!

And the Hebrews learn it backwards, which is absolutely frightening!"

That is so cute and so funny. I didn't know that about Arabic so it makes it an "aw" moment.
You guys aught to take up 'texting' shorthand, it's about as bad as no vowels. Me - I like all of my letters, thank you very much.
texting shorthand is somewhat like Bavetta shorthand, which I invented in college for taking notes.
Heehee, David, did you write that?
Heehee, David, did you write that?

Angela. Angela, I'd like to just say this at this time, if I could, please. Really.
GRIM REAPER:
Be quiet!
HOWARD:
Can I just say this at this time, please?
GRIM REAPER:
Silence! I have come for you.
ANGELA:
You mean... to--
GRIM REAPER:
Take you away. That is my purpose. I am death.
GEOFFREY:
Well, that's cast rather a gloom over the evening, hasn't it?
HOWARD:
I don't see it that way, Geoff. [sniff:] Let me tell you what I think we're dealing with here: a potentially positive learning experience to get an--
GRIM REAPER:
Shut up! Shut up, you American.
You always talk, you Americans. You talk and you talk and say 'let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this'. Well, you're dead now, so shut up!
One goal of the group was to replace words that started with "ph" with the letter "f".
Another (successful) goal was to incorporate the word "thru" into the English language.