Ilyon Chronicles discussion

*Shakes head*

Unfortunately, as a mere subset of rainbow, silver and blue cannot make those claims upon us. I can assure you that we of the Rowalinta can do just fine on our own.

So if this is the Battle of the Three Glitter Armies... I'm guessing we're the orcs? Or, actually, the dwarves. You guys are the elves and the people of what was once laketown.

So Firefly and co. are the dwarves, the Starlight Sapphires and the elves, and the Rowalinta are the men. Great.

You won't sign, Kendra? All right, the Battle of the Three Glitter Armies is on.

*throws glitter spear at Kendra*
*Marches on Firefly's fortress*

*Howard Shore music plays in background*

If this is to end in glitter, then we shall all sparkle together!

I care to differ. Rowalinta are elves - the term "Rowalinta" is itself, a form of elvish. Rizkan elvish, but the fact remains. We who regard all colors as equal are of a higher caliber than those who wish to hoard one or two colors to themselves.

Also, our weakness is shiny white stones, so...

*Glitter spear explodes upon contact with my gitter spear* *Sets off twelve glitter cannons with a twist of my wrist*

Unlike Thorin, I will not die. And I'm not suffering from glitter sickness. And even if my mini-dragon is a jerk, I still love him, and he never tried to take over my glitter fortress.
*unsheathes black glitter sword*

Ha, yeah! If we fall, you'll fall with us! Hey Kendra, you want to join us? I do have some "shiny white stones" I could give you in return. :-)
*shoots glitter arrows at all but Kendra and Amanda*

*throws some glitter bombs in the direction of Stargazer's army*

*dodges glitter cannon balls*
*ducks glitter arrows*
*stops Firefly's glitter bombs in mid air before they reach my army and sends them all flying back at her*

But elves love stars and we're the "Starlight Sapphires"!
Then again, Bard is cool too... But still! The Starlight Sapphires are the elves!!

Oh yes, we have white stones too! And you can have bubble tea, cream puffs and pizza if you join us.

*sends glitter arrows after Firefly's mini-dragon*
*charges Gabs with glitter sword upraised to strike*

Perhaps you are the elves of Mirkwood, and we are the elves of Rivendell?

*pulls out own document* I am not against a treaty, but only for the duration of this battle and with no fine print. See, there is nothing on this paper about either of us serving the other afterwords. However, we do have to split all shiny white stones equally afterwards.

Hmm, but black glitter isn't part of the rainbow.

(I know this is totally random, but I was looking at Pinterest and saw the exact picture Firefly has as a profile pic.) *mounts up on Ziarah**pushes button on armor* *glitter missiles shot out of boot* *missiles hit the dark sides moat* *Moat dissolves* *feeds glitter snakes to Ziarah* *rides over to peek at document in Kendra's hand*

We still accept all colors as beautiful and equal. Maybe we're the Istari, then?

Hmm. You can be the elves of Rivendell, and we'll be the elves of Lothlorian.

Shiny white stones equally... Hmmmm... Very well then.
*pulls out feather glitter pen*
*scratches name in correct spot*
*puts date on paper*
*mounts moose and raises glitter sword*
We are the Rowalinta of the Starlight!

A last alliance of Elves, and. . .er, Elves marched against the armies of Black Glitter and on the slopes of the White Glitter Mountain they fought for the freedom from black glitter!

*send pack of silver glitter wolves to attack Firefly's army*

Okay, that works. A treaty would assume that those who advocate for black glitter must accept all colors as fair and equal, yes?

The treaty is for the Rowalinta and the Starlight Sapphires to unite against the Black glitter so that all colors maybe free from blackness. (because black isn't a color it's something else.)

OOH YES. I misunderstood.

Stargazer you got a flying moose! that's awesome! *Goes over to Kendra and Amanda* Thank you for signing the treaty.*shakes there hands* would you care for some cream puffs? or maybe some bubble tea.

Cream puffs would be fine, as long as it's glitter cream.

Bubble tea please.

(It's a FLYING moose? I did not know that. Awesome.) *flies around on moose*

*hands Amanda bubble tea*

*gives Kendra a stack of Glitter cream cream puffs*

Thank you, Stargazer. *reaches out to grab tea*

*hands Kendra cream puff* don't worry I made sure they had glitter cream in them.*turns to Amanda* Mango, green tea, Avocado, green bean or regular;)

oh oops looks like Stargazer had one for ya

GLITTER PUFFS!!!

*puts a drop of something I pulled from my sleeve inside each puff, and starts hurling them at the dwarves.*

Avocado bubble tea? I did not know we had that! *takes some* *sips* Mmm!

You're welcome Amanda. Anyone want some pizza?

*munches pizza and sips avocado bubble tea*

Oo, what'd you put in the Glitter Puffs, Kendra?

*watches as my precious cream puffs are hurled out window* Those took me hours to make *Looks about ready to cry*

Oh, something to make them appear irresistibly tasty to all who love black glitter.

Oh, it's okay Hannah! Alistair is a wonderful cook despite being a dragon. He's got five dozen cream glitter puffs ready. *hands you one*

*looks up and wipes tears away* Yeah I made it to eat with my cream puffs.(the avocado bubble tea)

*takes cream puff* *Eats a bit* oh my much better then mine I accidently added 5 cups of salt *Grins sheepishly*

Hannah: Oh my. I thought something was a bit off in the last batch... The avocado bubble tea is fantastic though!

Kendra: But how is that going to help us? Are we just going to feed them on our delicious cream puffs?

I must wait until they have partaken before I reveal the side effect.

Hannah wrote: "(I know this is totally random, but I was looking at Pinterest and saw the exact picture Firefly has as a profile pic.) *mounts up on Ziarah**pushes button on armor* *glitter missiles shot out of b..."

Susan Pevensie? I mainly have it as my profile pic because 1) she's awesome and 2) I've been told that I look like her so...

Yeah I got the Sugar and Salt containers mixed up.
And Thanks! the green bean turned out pretty good to. I'm working in Brussels sprout now;)

My sister used to look like Susan too... :P

Eat a cream puff Firefly! They're good I assure you.

Firefly wrote: "Hannah wrote: "(I know this is totally random, but I was looking at Pinterest and saw the exact picture Firefly has as a profile pic.) *mounts up on Ziarah**pushes button on armor* *glitter missile..."

I have no idea the Name, but I'm very sure it was that picture so it must be. That's really cool that you look like her:)

*flies over on Tar with an army of glitter dragons, glitter bats, glitter vultures, and glitter cave drakes*
*all start dropping glittering flaming stones on everyone*

Ug, glitter bats and vultures? *shoots at them with blue arrows*

*tries green bean bubble tea* Good! Though I still like avocado best. :)

Hey Gabriella want a cream puff *Smiles sweetly*
(To Stargazer) Yeah I agree *looks at green bean tea in hand* *Dumps it down drain* Grabs Mango Bubble tea*

Just so you know, (I'll be polite and tell you) the stones explode on impact and release black glitter quicksand. So you'll all be sucked down and drowned. Toodoloo.

*Ziarah gabs them all before they hit and redirects them to the dark side* they explode and sink Gabriella's dragons, bats and vultures with it* *does evil laugh*

*Ziarah misses one and it hits me* AAAG--! *dead silence*


....

*Alistair runs toward the spot where Stargazer disappeared*
*he latches tail around glitter boulder and dives after her*

... *Moment of silence*

*dragon and rider come gasping out of the glitter quicksand*

*runs and grabs Mango bubble tea and drinks it while shouting orders for my army of mini-dragons (in fire proof armor) to fly up and attack the bats*

*gasps* oh good your all right *Turns to Alistair* That was very heroic and brave of you! *feeds Aliatiar a treat* *quickly mounts back on Ziarah*

You missed my army, Hannah! It was just an illusion that you took them done! Hahaha!!! :-P

*Alistair grins and eats treat*

*throws explosive glitter cream puffs at Gabs*

*Just a mention, but if you're able to resist the potion I put on the cream puffs, then you don't truly love black glitter, and are therefore a traitor to your cause.*

*Pours bags of purple glitter on the quickglitter, and it solidifies*

*Throws more glitter puffs towards the black army*

Arrggggg *swoops down and takes Gabriella hostage* Where are they tell me! Waves hand and my vicious looking REMAINING Alligators Sneer at Gabriella ready to throw her into the moat of changewings*

*Then gives Gabriella the mysterious cream puff*

*joins Kendra in pelting the enemy with glitter cream puffs*

*Alistair dumps 50000 pound bag of multi-colored glitter on Gabriella's tree fortress* HA! Take that!

*destroys all the cream puffs*

*sends little sentient vacuum cleaners to clean Gabriella's tree fortress*