CLOG - Comedy Literature Only Group discussion

In an effort to be hugely self-indulgent, I have decided to post a chapter list for TFO. The book is essentially finished, at least in my head, with an unexpected ending.

Prologue - The Doctor's Tale
1). An Encounter of the Malleable kind
2). A Vacancy in Vagrancy
3). Derek has a bad day
4). Fourteen and a half degrees from the horizontal
5). Wagging, tugging and growling
6). Ridley's Practical Carpentry
7). Flatpack in the morning- Vagrant's warning
8). Puffs, Pancakes and Wooden Sandwiches
9). Lady sucks the blues
10). The facts in the case of Squire Gossard Malleable
11). There will be no nipples this year
12). The water of life
13). Tea and Pinochet
14). The Coarseness of Strainers
15). Oscar
16). The three fields
17). The Colossus of Rump Hill
18). A Primrose by any other name
Interlude - The Grernock in the Copse
19). Naked in the nettles
20). Oscar revisited
21). Plié on The Pie
22). Falling asleep without a goat
23). Swell-O-Soil
24). The Cirrus of Pestilence
25). The Year of the Big Forget
26). Play that funky elevator-music white boy
27). Liberating a Jeffrey
28). Didn't we have a lovely time the day we went to Leddington Gusset
29). The Wedding, (working title, and unfinished)
30). The End, (last chapter, working title and unfinished)

I've deliberately misused capitals and lower-case in an effort to annoy Mr Gregson.

Regards
Angry Duvet

Mr Savage Cushions wrote: "In an effort to be hugely self-indulgent, I have decided to post a chapter list for TFO. The book is essentially finished, at least in my head, with an unexpected ending."

Have you re-worked the structure since last I saw it? I mean, a lot has happened in recent months, and my memory's not what it was (as far I can remember), but I'm not sure that all those chapter titles are familiar. I remember "Falling asleep without a goat" if that helps, and I recall our hero's unexpected bathroom encounter but that's when it all went a bit hazy. Perhaps it was the steam.

Hi Rob
I have re-titled some of the chapters on a whim, however I think chapters 23 -30 are new in terms of CLOG.
S

Mr Savage Cushions wrote: "Hi Rob
I have re-titled some of the chapters on a whim, however I think chapters 23 -30 are new in terms of CLOG.
S"

Then I very much look forward to reading them. (Rubs hands together gleefully.)