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Good Mushrooms Gents and Ladies

I have finished The Flatpack Observer!
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or so I thought. In a moment of madness I sent the last few chapters to that blazer-wearing cad Mr Gregson and he has.....reservations! Can you believe it, yes - reservations about my ending.

He did, however, suggest forwarding the concluding bit to some of you who are familiar with the unquestionable masterpiece to get your opinions. Could anyone who is willing, please provide an email and a sick bag and I will forward the last 3 chapters.

Thank you, I remain yours, (but not in a tactile way you understand)

Rog, (Savage has been put out to graze)

I'd ask for a copy, Roger but - you know - I've already got one.

To all you others, I do recommend that you read this. However, some may need to request more than the last 3 chapters in order to reacquaint themselves with this wonderfully mad novel.

Put a copy on a carrier pigeon for me, or perhaps a carrier vulture if you have been particularly wordy in the tale of your volumous tome. I'll open the loft door and put up some dead mice as a reward for your winged messenger.

Ditto if you'd like a third opinion, or perhaps wait until James has finished it and recycled it as firelighters. I'm happy to do you a final format check and clean-up so you can submit it to Amazon... or get it printed yourself (James has a great printing outlet, but it might offend the ladies).
Let me know...


Mr Savage Cushions wrote: "Good Mushrooms Gents and Ladies

I have finished The Flatpack Observer!
.
.
.
or so I thought. In a moment of madness I sent the last few chapters to that blazer-wearing cad Mr Gregson and he has....."