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Jennifer's "Stick a Crowbar in my Wallet" Accountability 100 book read
Stick a crowbar where!!!??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh, Jen! You're a bibliophile; all hope is lost!! I try not to buy too much; but then I cave, because i feel like I deserve it. 😩😩🤦♀️
Oh, Jen! You're a bibliophile; all hope is lost!! I try not to buy too much; but then I cave, because i feel like I deserve it. 😩😩🤦♀️
Alondra wrote: "Stick a crowbar where!!!??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh, Jen! You're a bibliophile; all hope is lost!! I try not to buy too much; but then I cave, because i feel like I deserve it. 😩😩🤦♀️"
DUDE! You have no idea how many books I can buy and *still believe* I've spent less than 100 bucks. Math-challenged! Seriously, some days I think I'm lucky if I can count to 12 without lifting my shirt.
Oh, Jen! You're a bibliophile; all hope is lost!! I try not to buy too much; but then I cave, because i feel like I deserve it. 😩😩🤦♀️"
DUDE! You have no idea how many books I can buy and *still believe* I've spent less than 100 bucks. Math-challenged! Seriously, some days I think I'm lucky if I can count to 12 without lifting my shirt.
I also try not to buy too much. I was so successful in 2021 that I bought 3X more books than I read.. *sigh* Mind you, I have traded in 250 books this year, so that's keeping my bookshelves from collapsing too badly.. Good luck with your challenges.

There’s no way I can not buy books as hard as I try when I see them. Trying to stay on a budget…not with books. I can’t even go into a bookstore without grabbing something! And I just ordered more today! 😱
What’s a reader to do? 🐾


Carolien -- that was the most brilliantly passive-aggressive post I've ever read. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. and yes I added it.
@ Bill -- LOL! bought three times more than you read -- yes, you've captured it exactly!
@Emily, take comfort in SF author Robert Heinlein's edict: Budget the luxuries first.
@Desley - YES, coffee and scented things, plus if I go into Bath and Body Works I walk out with way more varieties of soap than anyone could possibly need...
@ Bill -- LOL! bought three times more than you read -- yes, you've captured it exactly!
@Emily, take comfort in SF author Robert Heinlein's edict: Budget the luxuries first.
@Desley - YES, coffee and scented things, plus if I go into Bath and Body Works I walk out with way more varieties of soap than anyone could possibly need...
Ann_R wrote: "Good luck, Jennifer. I don't think I could read 100 books before buying anymore either, lol. I don't buy a lot of books. But still.... who could pass up a good book sale?"
Heh, well, so far I haven't been able to..... we'll see.
Heh, well, so far I haven't been able to..... we'll see.

Lea wrote: "Oh my goodness, I love this challenge so much. I mean, not enough to attempt it myself...but certainly enough to cheer you on, and get some ideas for my next shopping trip. Oh, sorry, is that not w..."
LOL I don't know whether to virtually smack you or virtually hug you. LOLOLOL
LOL I don't know whether to virtually smack you or virtually hug you. LOLOLOL

IRL, most people want to do both at the same time, so it figures that things aren't too different online? :-)

At which point you'll either be happier with yourself than you expected or you'll be covering your eyes and afraid to look. :)
Jennifer wrote: "DUDE! You have no idea how many books I can buy and *still believe* I've spent less than 100 bucks. Math-challenged! Seriously, some days I think I'm lucky if I can count to 12 without lifting my shirt...."
*snort*..... I am cackling at work... stop it!
*snort*..... I am cackling at work... stop it!
Jennifer wrote: "Carolien -- that was the most brilliantly passive-aggressive post I've ever read. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. and yes I added it. .."
I even added that book; it sounds fabulous!
I even added that book; it sounds fabulous!

You are so right!
Day two of the challenge..... she appears stalwart in having resisted both the audible.com daily deal AND the kindle daily deals for two days running, when in fact it's just that neither of them has had anything in it she wanted......

LOL!
Jennifer wrote: "Day two of the challenge..... she appears stalwart in having resisted both the audible.com daily deal AND the kindle daily deals for two days running, when in fact it's just that neither of them ha..."
Good for you, lol... I've already failed. Due to the new challenges here, he specifically points to the Poetry / etc challenge, I've ordered a book of poetry and a book of essays both by Dorothy Parker, and they weren't necessarily cheap. Don't tell my wife.. :0)
Good for you, lol... I've already failed. Due to the new challenges here, he specifically points to the Poetry / etc challenge, I've ordered a book of poetry and a book of essays both by Dorothy Parker, and they weren't necessarily cheap. Don't tell my wife.. :0)

Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren’t lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.
:) I like Dorothy Parker too. By any chance is what you ordered the Viking Portable? Because there are some theater reviews she did in that book that are HILARIOUS.
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren’t lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.
:) I like Dorothy Parker too. By any chance is what you ordered the Viking Portable? Because there are some theater reviews she did in that book that are HILARIOUS.
Jennifer wrote: "Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren’t lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.
:) I like Dorothy Parker too. By any chance is..."
The book of poetry is Enough Rope
And the essays is Dorothy Parker: Complete Broadway, 1918-1923
I previously read Not Much Fun: The Lost Poems of Dorothy Parker
"Myrtilla's tripping down the street
In Easter finery.
The Easter blooms are not more sweet
And radiant hued than she....."
"As down the street Myrtilla trips,
I hope she breaks her neck!"
lol
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren’t lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.
:) I like Dorothy Parker too. By any chance is..."
The book of poetry is Enough Rope
And the essays is Dorothy Parker: Complete Broadway, 1918-1923
I previously read Not Much Fun: The Lost Poems of Dorothy Parker
"Myrtilla's tripping down the street
In Easter finery.
The Easter blooms are not more sweet
And radiant hued than she....."
"As down the street Myrtilla trips,
I hope she breaks her neck!"
lol

Hang in there!

Happy Reading!
Patricia wrote: "I'm impressed with your challenge & will be watching & rooting for you! To prove how pathetic I would be at such a challenge, when I read Carolien's recommendation for the Susan Hill book, I found ..."
Gotta see how the other half lives, eh? LOL!
Gotta see how the other half lives, eh? LOL!
Bill wrote: "Jennifer wrote: "Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren’t lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.
:) I like Dorothy Parker too...."
Oh, the broadway essays should be good. Constant Reader is what she went by when she did book reviews, and the most pithy of them was a review she did of something completely insipid and childish that she was disgusted by -- I WANT to say it was actually by A. A. Milne but don't quote me on that -- and the line I remember from it was: "Tonstant Weader Fwowed Up."
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren’t lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.
:) I like Dorothy Parker too...."
Oh, the broadway essays should be good. Constant Reader is what she went by when she did book reviews, and the most pithy of them was a review she did of something completely insipid and childish that she was disgusted by -- I WANT to say it was actually by A. A. Milne but don't quote me on that -- and the line I remember from it was: "Tonstant Weader Fwowed Up."

Wow, that sounds a lot to spend on books!
I'm at 43 as of today, with four more started but unfinished. I have *not* paused my audible membership, so I got two books yesterday from my normal membership credits. I've also picked up a couple of free kindle books, and I spent 2.99 on a kindle book written by a friend of mine in order to score him the sale. But given that I usually buy books nearly daily (curse you, kindle daily deals!) I'm doing pretty well.
The cursed kindle daily deals have actually cooperated by offering me things I"m either not interested in, already own, or have already read.
The cursed kindle daily deals have actually cooperated by offering me things I"m either not interested in, already own, or have already read.

Sigh. I made it into the 90s and then caved like a mining disaster. But I did get a good 6 weeks in of no book buying, so I'm going to start it over. I actually felt good reading stuff I already have and controlling some of my spending.
Jennifer wrote: "Sigh. I made it into the 90s and then caved like a mining disaster. But I did get a good 6 weeks in of no book buying, so I'm going to start it over. I actually felt good reading stuff I already ha..."
Good for you. Stay strong. :0)
Good for you. Stay strong. :0)

Starting over again............ Audible had a site-wide sale and I caved like a mining disaster.
Actually I need to update that. I'm at 126. But for purposes of this challenge (2nd round) I'm now back at two.......
Desley (Cat fosterer) wrote: "Sales are different!"
"Sales are different" is what has me with 10K books on my kindle and almost 5K in my audible collection. IT'S A SICKNESS!
"Sales are different" is what has me with 10K books on my kindle and almost 5K in my audible collection. IT'S A SICKNESS!

See? We're practically twins! I went into bath and body works in October in a fit of, I don't know, sudden onset insanity? And wound up with enough bath soap and candles to last me two years because they were on sale!!


Desley (Cat fosterer) wrote: "The downside is that I go to see my sister and give her the wax melts I don't like, and she gives me ones she doesn't like in return!! Cleaner does quite well out of me as well!"
Heh. I recently moved, and I ended up giving a friend of mine my unstarted cross-stitch stuff because I don't do it anymore. I thought, great, less to pack! Then she gave me all her mom's unused baking stuff because she can't bake anymore, and I wound up with just as much or more to pack than I started with....
Heh. I recently moved, and I ended up giving a friend of mine my unstarted cross-stitch stuff because I don't do it anymore. I thought, great, less to pack! Then she gave me all her mom's unused baking stuff because she can't bake anymore, and I wound up with just as much or more to pack than I started with....
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1 We Own This City: A True Story of Crime, Cops and Corruption in an American City
2 The Riesling Retribution
3 Complications: A Surgeon's Notes on an Imperfect Science
4 Magical Midlife Madness
5 Magical Midlife Dating
6 Killer Comfort Food
7 The Mystery of Mrs. Christie
8 You Made Me Kill You
9 Muffin But Trouble
10 Double or Muffin
11 Malibu Rising
12 Death, Taxes, and Cheap Sunglasses
13 Cooked Goose
14 The Name Below The Title: 20 Classic Movie Character Actors From Hollywood's Golden Age
15 Death, Taxes, and a Chocolate Cannoli
16 Jingle Bell Bark
17 The Best of Friends
18 I Am Not Your Perfect Mexican Daughter
19 In the Name of the Children: An FBI Agent's Relentless Pursuit of the Nation's Worst Predators
20 Leave Out the Tragic Parts: A Grandfather's Search for a Boy Lost to Addiction
21 Death on the Nile
22 The Final Days
23 Track of the Cat
24 A Catered Mother's Day
25 A Catered Tea Party
26 A Catered New Year's Eve
27 Killer Stuff
28 A Catered Book Club Murder
29 Hounded to Death
30 Raining Cats & Dogs
31 Savannah Breeze
32 The Last Bookshop in London: A Novel of World War II
33 Diagnosis: Solving the Most Baffling Medical Mysteries
34 The Eustace Diamonds
35 Drop Dead Divas
36 The Marriage of Opposites
37 The Mountaintop
38 The Boys in the Boat: Nine Americans and Their Epic Quest for Gold at the 1936 Berlin Olympics
39 The Collector's Daughter
40 Grounds for Murder
41 Rivers of London
42 Death in the Stacks
43 Off The Grid
44 The last piecechang
45 Hard Hit
46 The Last Correspondent
47 If this was happiness
48 Normal People
49 One Lavender Ribbon
50 Unhinged
51 Murder and Metaphors
52 Moonshine and Magic
53 Everything my mother taught me
54 Watchdog
55 Death of a Dog Whisperer
56 Bark before Christmas
57 Riviera House
58 In every moment we are still alive
59 Magical Midlife Invasion
60 Dance of the Winnebagos
61 Sorry I missed you
62 Doggie Day Care Murder
63 Eden Mine
64 Subway people
65 Righteous
66 Sister to Sister
67 Every Body on Deck
68 Duchess
69 Dog eat dog
70 Hair of the Dog
71 Hot Dog
72 Krakatoa
73 Hush Puppy
74 Chow Down
75 Gone with the Woof
76 Social Graces
77 Reading between the Crimes
78 Hotel Riviera
79 Meet me in venice
80 Invisible Client
81 40 Love
82 this pen for hire
83 letters from home
84 At Random
85 Valentino will die
86 The Bishop’s Wife
87 Dixie Diva Blues
88 Inside the white house
89 Poisoned Prose
90 Sugar and Spite
91 Ordinary life
92 How to Start a Fire
93 Matriarch
94 There’s Something about St. Tropez
95 90 minutes at entebbe
96 Nasty Breaks
97 Second Mrs Astor
98 Bodily Harm
99. Killing Patton
100. Killing Lincoln