SHIP GROUP | CAMP CROSSBREED discussion

lol

with how smooth you do it i would except it lol

you might lol

How do you like your sausage in the morning~? Blown~ or scrambled~?

Although I am not into watching sunsets, I would appreciate watching you go down

If you are an eco-friendly kind of dude, I have a condom that expires tomorrow. Let's save it.

Are you dirty? Because I think you need to be cleaned~

Oooo

;-;

That is so old school lmaooo so is this one
Hey you know what to do with oreos? Split it open and eat the cream inside just like you~

You’re so sexy, my zipper is falling for you.~

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.~ personal fav

I called heaven asking for an angel, but I was hoping they’d send a devil like you instead.~

Are you a pillow because I could kiss you

I'm not feeling like myself...Can I feel you instead? ;)

What do you think is gonna break first. Your back or my bed?

Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

did it hurt when you fell … from that vending machine cause baby you are a snack

call an ambulance, this hottie just took my breath away

ashbaby ~ sarah's wife wrote: "I was feeling a little off today, but you've turned me on again."

Okay I need to use this one

If you were a Transformer… you’d be Optimus Fine.

Incoming teacher pick-up lines:

I can't find the 'y' chromosome to my 'x', do you think you could pair it for me?

I was listening, I promise, but my homework wasn't you so I didn't do it.

I can't learn the anatomy of the human body without a hands-on demonstration, think you could help out?

I forgot what letter 'd' is in the alphabet, is it in me?

Maybe if math involved me plus you I would want to participate.

I'll have the answer, you'll just have to come closer for me to show you how I'll get it.

i'm reading these and remembering just how single i truly am

yo can I borrow your phone mines broken cuase your number aint in it

try it works everytime:)

im so single-

oh yeah im single very single

XD so single i am literally so single rn lol

you a coke because i can taste your feeling

MoonKitty wrote: "i'm reading these and remembering just how single i truly am"

RIGHT lmao not me to🤣

MoonKitty wrote: "XD so single i am literally so single rn lol"

this ^^^ lmaoo

Neyo wrote: "yo can I borrow your phone mines broken cuase your number aint in it"

lmaoooo dose it tho

I would say you're as light as a feather.....but you're so light you make the feather feel like a sledgehammer.

Roses are red, my money is green, let me put you on the bed and make you scream

Light Yagami (Im Not Crazy, Ok Maybe A Little) wrote: "Roses are red, my money is green, let me put you on the bed and make you scream"

the urge to send this to somebody😭😭😭💀💀

i actually might

should i or should i not

imma send it

I would say you're beautiful but beauty is on the inside and I ain't been inside of you yet

damn shawty has anyone told you youre insanely beautiful today
nah.
well theres always tomorrow

Roses are Red,
The Sun gives off Heat.
If your Legs are Tired,
Use my Face as a Seat.

ʙʟᴀᴋᴇ ᴀꜱʜɪᴅᴏ {ᴇɪᴛʜᴇʀ ɪ ɢᴏ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟ ᴏʀ ɪ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴇ ɪᴛ} wrote: "Roses are Red,
The Sun gives off Heat.
If your Legs are Tired,
Use my Face as a Seat."

Just saw that Tik tok today.

If you need to sit and there is no place.
I offer you a seat on my face.

ᴋᴀʏ~sʜɪᴍᴀ sᴛᴀʀᴋʜᴀɴ wrote: "ʙʟᴀᴋᴇ ᴀꜱʜɪᴅᴏ {ᴇɪᴛʜᴇʀ ɪ ɢᴏ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟ ᴏʀ ɪ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴇ ɪᴛ} wrote: "Roses are Red,
The Sun gives off Heat.
If your Legs are Tired,
Use my Face as a Seat."

Just saw that Tik tok today.

If you need to sit an..."

I just saw it too XD needed to share. Fucking smooth

For real, so smooth.

Okay- that was smooth as hell lmao

hey

Are you Jevil

Cause you’re driving me insane

there is 20 letters in the alphabet right?

Um no

oh yeah I forgot "u r a q t"