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message 51: by Ꞩȼⱥɍ (new)

Ꞩȼⱥɍ  (just_a_worthless_wolf) | -4598 comments Native Indian Buffalo Rib Obsidian Blade Knife
$79.95

Brand - Artisan
Handle Material - Bone
Color - Black/ White
Item Dimensions LxWxH - 7.5 x 5.25 x 3.5 inches


message 52: by eun-kyung ➳ (new)

eun-kyung ➳ (qiyaokyung) | 28 comments


message 53: by Kay (new)

Kay eun-kyung ➳ wrote: ""

I miss this. So much easier.


message 54: by eun-kyung ➳ (new)

eun-kyung ➳ (qiyaokyung) | 28 comments Kay~Shima |۵Say it's all for love~۵| wrote: "eun-kyung ➳ wrote: ""

I miss this. So much easier."


woow, what are you learning right now? l'm still in 11th grade


message 55: by Kay (new)

Kay eun-kyung ➳ wrote: "Kay~Shima |۵Say it's all for love~۵| wrote: "eun-kyung ➳ wrote: ""

I miss this. So much easier."

woow, what are you learning right now? l'm still in 11th grade"


Precalculus. Its college math. I'm also a junior.


message 56: by [deleted user] (new)

13^2=169
13^2=144


message 57: by Samiksha (new)

Samiksha Bhattacharjee (samiksha23) au basket
de la flûte
de la batterie
aux jeux en ligne
de la musique
la radio
des jeux télévisés
les actualités
du footing
du patinage
de la musculation
le journal en ligne
un roman
un livre numérique
C’était…
Je l’ai trouvé…
(I found it)
Il l’a trouvé…
(He found it)
génial
marrant
motivant
passionnant
formidable
détendant
barbant/ennuyeux
nul/stupide
fatigant
stressant
une perte de temps
Je suis
Tu es
Il/Elle est
Nous sommes
Vous êtes
Ils/Elles sont
allé(e)
allé(e)
allé(e)
allé(e)s
allé(e)(s)
allé(e)s
à la bibliothèque
au parc du coin
chez mon
copain/copine
au centre commercial
au centre des loisirs
à un concert


message 58: by Ꞩȼⱥɍ (new)

Ꞩȼⱥɍ  (just_a_worthless_wolf) | -4598 comments Wolf Skull by zombie-x-x on DeviantArt


message 59: by Grayson (new)

Grayson Sinclair So David has a very ugly green hoodie on over a blue and black/grey striped shirt which is horrible alone but he is also wearing red pants which turn the ugly dial from 6 to 13 on a scale of 1 to 10.


message 60: by Ꞩȼⱥɍ (new)

Ꞩȼⱥɍ  (just_a_worthless_wolf) | -4598 comments Russia is bordered in the west by Norway, Finland, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania and Poland (both with the Russian exclave of Kaliningrad Oblast), Belarus, Ukraine, Georgia, and Azerbaijan. Russia borders Kazakhstan, China, Mongolia, and North Korea in the south. Additionally, the country shares maritime borders with Sweden, Japan (by the Sea of Okhotsk) and the U.S. state of Alaska across the Bering Strait.


message 61: by Samiksha (new)

Samiksha Bhattacharjee (samiksha23) Grayson wrote: "So David has a very ugly green hoodie on over a blue and black/grey striped shirt which is horrible alone but he is also wearing red pants which turn the ugly dial from 6 to 13 on a scale of 1 to 10."

Ypure always talking about this david, who are thye


message 62: by Grayson (new)

Grayson Sinclair He's one of my real-life friends. We have 4 classes together + lunch and he is just an amazing person. He is quite the conversational piece. I have some stories/descriptions of David if wanted. They are written by my real-life friend group and some stories might be made up but still. I have them from a Sat's thing I made as a joke. If you want to take it I can also link it but two questions at least are about David.


message 63: by Samiksha (new)

Samiksha Bhattacharjee (samiksha23) Grayson wrote: "He's one of my real-life friends. We have 4 classes together + lunch and he is just an amazing person. He is quite the conversational piece. I have some stories/descriptions of David if wanted. The..."

Wow, nice. Haha, my friends and i wrote a book together, got it printed in hardback and altogether its... 100,000 words? It makes no sense and is filled with inside jokes.


message 64: by Grayson (new)

Grayson Sinclair That sounds fun. Do you want to take my Sat's even though some things you probably won't know?


message 65: by Samiksha (new)

Samiksha Bhattacharjee (samiksha23) Grayson wrote: "That sounds fun. Do you want to take my Sat's even though some things you probably won't know?"

Sure, send it to me but I can't do it now as I'm revising for my test. Sounds fun!


message 66: by Grayson (new)

Grayson Sinclair https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FA...
You aren't in my school so it might not let you but try, please. It's only 20 questions as well. Your test is for French right?


message 67: by Samiksha (new)

Samiksha Bhattacharjee (samiksha23) Grayson wrote: "https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FA...
You aren't in my school so it might not let you but try, please. It's only 20 questio..."


Oui!


message 68: by Samiksha (new)

Samiksha Bhattacharjee (samiksha23) Awww i cant do it


message 69: by Grayson (new)

Grayson Sinclair I'm learning French. I know the basics so far.


message 70: by Samiksha (new)

Samiksha Bhattacharjee (samiksha23) Grayson wrote: "I'm learning French. I know the basics so far."

Ah bon ! Je suis passionnée par ce languée !


message 71: by Grayson (new)

Grayson Sinclair moi aussi
That means "me too" if I remembered correctly I think


message 72: by Samiksha (new)

Samiksha Bhattacharjee (samiksha23) Grayson wrote: "moi aussi
That means "me too" if I remembered correctly I think"


Oui, très bien ! Tu es correct ! Bon travail, je ne veux pas apprender même-moi mdr


message 73: by Kay (new)

Kay I'm a little bit off today, something down inside me's different
Woke up a little off today, I can tell that something's wrong
I'm a little thrown off today, there's something going on inside me
I'm a little bit off today, a little bit off today
(I'm a little bit off today, a little bit off)
See, I'm a little bit off today, I cannot put my finger on it
Got up a little off today, just to play that same old song
I don't really wanna try today, I see nothing in my reflection
I'm a little bit dry today, feel like I could die today
Feel like I could die today
Hey yeah, hey yeah
Hey yeah, don't ya know? (I'm a little bit off)
Hey yeah, hey yeah
Hey, you gotta let it go (I'm a little, just a little bit off)
I'm a little pissed off today and there ain't nothing you can do about it
I'm a little put off today and I could not tell you why
Got a really short fuse today, everyone around me's fucking crazy
I'm a little ticked off today, a little pissed off today
(I'm a little bit off today)
I told a little white lie today, I smiled and told someone I loved them
I had to say goodbye today to someone that I love
I couldn't even cry today, I think my heart is finally broken
Didn't need a reason why today, I don't need a reason why today
Hey yeah, hey yeah
Hey yeah, don't ya know? (I'm a little bit off)
Hey yeah, hey yeah
Hey, you gotta let it go (I'm a little, just a little bit off)
I got a little too high today, got lost inside a sea of madness
Crashed a little bit hard today, crashed a little too hard today
Everybody sing
Hey yeah, hey yeah
Hey yeah, don't ya know? (I'm a little bit off)
Hey yeah, hey yeah
Hey, you gotta let it go (I'm a little, just a little bit off)
Hey, you gotta let it go (I'm a little, just a little bit off)
I'm a little bit off today
Something down inside me feels so different
Just a little bit off today
You can all fuck off today


message 74: by Grayson (new)

Grayson Sinclair I don't know what apprender or meme mean yet.
I know the other words though! I have a choir concert tonight at 7:00 but warm-up is at 6:30 so yeah.


message 75: by Samiksha (new)

Samiksha Bhattacharjee (samiksha23) Grayson wrote: "I don't know what apprender or meme mean yet.
I know the other words though! I have a choir concert tonight at 7:00 but warm-up is at 6:30 so yeah."


Apprender - to learn
Meme - same, but in this context, myself.


message 76: by Grayson (new)

Grayson Sinclair Oh ok. Do you use Duolingo to learn because that's what I'm using at the moment? Also thanks for teaching me two new French words!


message 77: by Grayson (new)

Grayson Sinclair Profile Picture Name Section Role Administrative Links
Meredith Anderson
Meredith Anderson
Algebra I - Hanawalt - 6(A)
Student
Sara Barich
Sara Barich
Algebra I - Hanawalt - 6(A)
Student
Hayden Boyer
Hayden Boyer
Algebra I - Hanawalt - 7(A)
Student
Mason Brown
Mason Brown
Algebra I - Hanawalt - 7(A)
Student
Bryce Charshe Schwartz
Bryce Charshe Schwartz
Algebra I - Hanawalt - 6(A)
Student
Avery Chenoweth
Avery Chenoweth
Algebra I - Hanawalt - 6(A)
Student
Evan Coates
Evan Coates
Algebra I - Hanawalt - 7(A)
Student
Trevor Conn
Trevor Conn
Algebra I - Hanawalt - 6(A)
Student
Zoe Cook
Zoe Cook
Algebra I - Hanawalt - 7(A)
Student
Reese Dilley
Reese Dilley
Algebra I - Hanawalt - 7(A)
Student
Sadie Edwards
Sadie Edwards
Algebra I - Hanawalt - 7(A)
Student
Britton Frost
Britton Frost
Algebra I - Hanawalt - 6(A)
Student
Riley Gardner
Riley Gardner
Algebra I - Hanawalt - 7(A)
Student
Henry Graham
Henry Graham
Algebra I - Hanawalt - 7(A)
Student
Silas Granger
Silas Granger
Algebra I - Hanawalt - 7(A)
Student
Brian Hanawalt
Brian Hanawalt
Algebra I - Hanawalt - 7(A)
Algebra I - Hanawalt - 6(A)
Teacher
Teacher
Chloe Hoffine
Chloe Hoffine
Algebra I - Hanawalt - 7(A)
Student
Elliot Holmes
Elliot Holmes
Algebra I - Hanawalt - 7(A)
Student
Joshua Jung
Joshua Jung
Algebra I - Hanawalt - 6(A)
Student
Anthony Lilly
Anthony Lilly
Algebra I - Hanawalt - 7(A)
Student
Ella Lindenman
Ella Lindenman
Algebra I - Hanawalt - 6(A)
Student
Benjamin Loro
Benjamin Loro
Algebra I - Hanawalt - 6(A)
Student
Joshua Loyd
Joshua Loyd
Algebra I - Hanawalt - 7(A)
Student
Aiden Martin
Aiden Martin
Algebra I - Hanawalt - 7(A)
Student
James Mickelsen
James Mickelsen
Algebra I - Hanawalt - 7(A)
Student
Kiya Miller
Kiya Miller
Algebra I - Hanawalt - 6(A)
Student
Molly Miller
Molly Miller
Algebra I - Hanawalt - 7(A)
Student
Myron Miller
Myron Miller
Algebra I - Hanawalt - 7(A)
Student
Abigail Million
Abigail Million
Algebra I - Hanawalt - 6(A)
Student
Sophie Milner
Sophie Milner
Algebra I - Hanawalt - 6(A)
Student
Emerson Mohr
Emerson Mohr
Algebra I - Hanawalt - 6(A)
Student
Braden Mosier
Braden Mosier
Algebra I - Hanawalt - 7(A)
Student
Lyrik Neal
Lyrik Neal
Algebra I - Hanawalt - 7(A)
Student
Karoline Newberry
Karoline Newberry
Algebra I - Hanawalt - 6(A)
Student
Liberty Nichols
Liberty Nichols
Algebra I - Hanawalt - 6(A)
Student
David Oswalt
David Oswalt
Algebra I - Hanawalt - 6(A)
Student
Alivia Overmyer
Alivia Overmyer
Algebra I - Hanawalt - 6(A)
Student
Drew Parker
Drew Parker
Algebra I - Hanawalt - 6(A)
Student
Henry Penny
Henry Penny
Algebra I - Hanawalt - 6(A)
Student
Olivia Ringer
Olivia Ringer
Algebra I - Hanawalt - 7(A)
Student
Aanya Shah
Aanya Shah
Algebra I - Hanawalt - 6(A)
Student
Craigen Shearer
Craigen Shearer
Algebra I - Hanawalt - 7(A)
Student
Grace Sinclair
Grace Sinclair
Algebra I - Hanawalt - 6(A)
Student
Larry Umholtz
Larry Umholtz
Algebra I - Hanawalt - 6(A)
Student
Logan Weist
Logan Weist
Algebra I - Hanawalt - 7(A)
Student

I did this to suggest names to someone. It's everyone in the math classes. Some names are incorrect sadly but it's just all the students. It took some dedication to edit it so google docs let it through in one comment though.


message 78: by eun-kyung ➳ (new)

eun-kyung ➳ (qiyaokyung) | 28 comments Kay~Shima |۵Say it's all for love~۵| wrote: "eun-kyung ➳ wrote: "Kay~Shima |۵Say it's all for love~۵| wrote: "eun-kyung ➳ wrote: ""

I miss this. So much easier."

woow, what are you learning right now? l'm still in 11th grade"

Precalculus. ..."


my mom is teaching me calculus but l don't understand a word of it


ʙʟᴀᴋᴇ ᴀꜱʜɪᴅᴏ {ᴇɪᴛʜᴇʀ ɪ ɢᴏ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟ ᴏʀ ɪ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴇ ɪᴛ} (blakebakugo) | 868 comments Mod
Considering length I'll spoiler it.
(view spoiler)


message 80: by [deleted user] (new)

"I know I'm a mistake and no one wants me...not even my family...but stop reminding me...You're not perfect either"

Uhhhhh.....moving on


message 81: by [deleted user] (new)

(view spoiler)


o.o...we don't talk about this- I was in english okay? XD


message 82: by [deleted user] (new)

La noche ya llegó llena de estrellas,
Las aves se esconden y se adormecen.
El viento enmudeció, la soledad comienza,
Tus ojos se cierran porque el sueño llegó.

Natasha, Natasha,
Duerme sin temor,
Mañana amanecerá.

Natasha, Natasha,
Duerme sin temor,
Mañana amanecerá.

Hoy, siempre,
El sueño es como un palacio.
Princesa de cuento,
Duerme ya sin temor.

La luna viene a tu balcón,
Despacito y sin rumor.
Se afina, se afila como una navaja.

Por eso duele el corazón,
Ya dejaste de ser niña.
Tus ojos se encienden porque llegó el amor.

Natasha, Natasha,
Adiós, amando serás feliz.

Natasha, Natasha,
Ama sin temor,
Que amar ayuda a vivir.

Hoy, siempre,
El sueño es como un castillo.
Princesa de cuento,
Duerme, duerme feliz.

Natasha, Natasha,
Aún no sabes lo que es sufrir.

Natasha, Natasha,
Vive sin temor,
La vida es así.

Hoy, siempre,
El sueño es como una puerta.
Princesa de cuento,
Pronto la cruzarás.


message 83: by Samiksha (new)

Samiksha Bhattacharjee (samiksha23) Grayson wrote: "Oh ok. Do you use Duolingo to learn because that's what I'm using at the moment? Also thanks for teaching me two new French words!"

no i learn it in school xD


message 84: by Grayson (new)

Grayson Sinclair Makenna. Your brother has now called Avery Chenoith's mom a "MILF" and has a strange obsession with her dad. Just thought you should know.


message 85: by Ꞩȼⱥɍ (new)

Ꞩȼⱥɍ  (just_a_worthless_wolf) | -4598 comments People die ...
Beauty fades ...
Love changes ...
And you will always
be alone.


message 86: by [deleted user] (new)

Whenever there's light, look for the shadow. The shadow is me


message 87: by Samiksha (new)

Samiksha Bhattacharjee (samiksha23) La la la la la la


message 88: by Ꞩȼⱥɍ (new)

Ꞩȼⱥɍ  (just_a_worthless_wolf) | -4598 comments "Huh...Why do I taste blood?....Oh wait....That's why....Oh Shit"


message 90: by Starz (new)

Starz | -28 comments 1.
1 INT. CASTLE INTERIOR 1
There is a bed onstage behind a silky curtain, backlit.
PRINCE CHARMING (OS)
Once upon a time in a kingdom far,
far away, the king and queen were
blessed with a beautiful baby girl.
And throughout the land, everyone
was happy... until the sun went down
and they saw that their daughter was
cursed with a frightful enchantment
that took hold each and every night.
Desperate, they sought the help of a
fairy godmother who had them lock
the young princess away in a tower,
there to await the kiss... of the
handsome Prince Charming.
(enters gallantly onstage)
It was he who would chance the
perilous journey through blistering
cold and scorching desert traveling
for many days and nights, risking
life and limb to reach the Dragon's
keep. For he was the bravest, and
most handsome... in all the land.
(looks at the audience)
And it was destiny that his kiss
would break the dreaded curse. He
alone would climb to the highest
room of the tallest tower to enter
the princess's chambers, cross the
room to her sleeping silhouette,
pull back the gossamer curtains to
find her...
(pulls back the curtain to
reveal WOLF in the bed.
Gasps)
WOLF
What?
CHARMING
Princess... Fiona?
WOLF
No!
CHARMING
(relieved)
Thank heavens. Where is she?
2.
WOLF
She's on her honeymoon.
CHARMING
Honeymoon? With whom?
2 EXT. THE SWAMP 2
SHREK
It's so good to be home! Just you
and me and...
DONKEY
(offstage)
One is the loneliest number that you
ever do...
(enters)
Two can be as bad as one...
SHREK
Donkey?
DONKEY
Shrek! Fiona! Aren't you two a sight
for sore eyes! Give us a hug, Shrek,
you old love machine. And look at
you, Mrs. Shrek. How 'bout a side of
sugar for the steed?
SHREK
Donkey, what are you doing here?
DONKEY
Taking care of your love nest for
you.
SHREK
Oh, you mean like... sorting the
mail and watering the plants?
DONKEY
Yeah, and feeding the fish!
SHREK
I don't have any fish.
DONKEY
You did.
(looks around for the
fish)
SHREK
3.
Look at the time. I guess you'd
better be going.
DONKEY
Don't you want to tell me about your
trip? Or how about a game of
Parcheesi?
FIONA
Actually, Donkey? Shouldn't you be
getting home to Dragon?
DONKEY
Oh, yeah, that. I don't know. She's
been all moody and stuff lately. I
thought I'd move in with you.
FIONA
You know we're always happy to see
you, Donkey.
SHREK
But Fiona and I are married now. We
need a little time, you know, to be
together. Just with each other.
Alone.
DONKEY
Say no more. You don't have to worry
about a thing. I will always be here
to make sure nobody bothers you.
SHREK
Donkey!
DONKEY
Yes, roomie?
SHREK
You're bothering me.
DONKEY
Oh, OK. All right, cool. I guess...
Me and Pinocchio was going to catch
a tournament, anyway, so...Maybe
I'll see y'all Sunday for a barbecue
or something.
SHREK
He'll be fine. Now, where were we?
(giggles)
Oh.I think I remember. Donkey!
DONKEY
4.
I know, I know! Alone! I'm going!
I'm going. What do you want me to
tell these other guys?
ROYAL MESSENGER enters to fanfare.
MESSENGER
(clears throat)
"Dearest Princess Fiona. You are
hereby summoned to the Kingdom of
Far, Far Away for a royal ball in
celebration of your marriage at
which time the King will bestow his
royal blessing... upon you and
your...uh... Prince Charming. Love,
the King and Queen of Far, Far Away.
aka Mom and Dad."
FIONA
Mom and Dad?
SHREK
Prince Charming?
DONKEY
Royal ball? Can I come?
SHREK
We're not going.
FIONA & DONKEY
What?
SHREK
I mean, don't you think they might
be a bit...shocked to see you like
this?
FIONA
Well, they might be a bit surprised.
But they're my parents, Shrek. They
love me. And don't worry. They'll
love you, too.
SHREK
Yeah, right. Somehow I don't think
I'll be welcome at the country club.
FIONA
Stop it. They're not like that.
SHREK
How do you explain Sergeant Pompous
and the Fancy Pants Club Band?
5.
FIONA
Oh, come on! You could at least give
them a chance.
SHREK
To do what? Sharpen their
pitchforks?
FIONA
No! They just want to give you their
blessing.
SHREK
Oh, great. Now I need their
blessing?
FIONA
If you want to be a part of this
family, yes!
SHREK
Who says I want to be part of this
family?
FIONA
You did! When you married me!
SHREK
Well, there's some fine print for
you!
FIONA
(exasperated sigh)
So that's it. You won't come?
SHREK
Trust me. It's a bad idea. We are
not going! And that's final!
ALL exit.
3 EXT. SHREK SWAMP 3
SHREK, DONKEY and FIONA re-enter with GINGY and PINOCHIO.
SHREK is carrying luggage.
GINGY
(walking by and picking up
the ‘warning, Ogres sign’)
Don't worry! We'll take care of
everything.
6.
PINOCHIO
Hey, wait for me.
DONKEY
Hit it! Move 'em on! Head 'em up!
Head 'em up, move 'em on! Head 'em
up! Move ‘em on, Rawhide! Knock 'em
out! Pound 'em dead! Make 'em tea!
Buy 'em drinks! Meet their mamas!
Milk 'em hard! Rawhide! Yeehaw!
SHREK, FIONA and DONKEY pass back and forth on the stage
every time the E/E (Enter/exit symbol appears)
DONKEY
Are we there yet?
SHREK
No.
DONKEY
Are we there yet?
FIONA
Not yet.
DONKEY
OK, are we there yet?
SHREK
No.
DONKEY
Are we there yet?
FIONA
No!
DONKEY
Are we there yet?
SHREK
Yes.
DONKEY
Really?
SHREK
No!
DONKEY
Are we there yet?
SHREK & FIONA
7.
No!
DONKEY
Are we there yet?
SHREK
(mimics)
Are we there yet?
DONKEY
That's not funny. That's really
immature.
SHREK
That's not funny. That's really
immature.
DONKEY
This is why nobody likes ogres.
SHREK
This is why nobody likes ogres.
DONKEY
Your loss!
SHREK
Your loss!
DONKEY
I'm gonna just stop talking.
SHREK
Finally!
DONKEY
This is taking forever, Shrek.
There's no in-flight movie or
nothing!
SHREK
The Kingdom of Far, Far Away,
Donkey. That's where we're going.
Far, far --
(softly)
away!
DONKEY
All right, all right, I get it. I'm
just so darn bored.
SHREK
(groans)
Are we there yet?
8.
FIONA
(chuckles)
Yes!
DONKEY
Oh, finally!
ALL exit.
4 EXT. FAR FAR AWAY - CASTLE ENTRANCE 4
MESSENGER
Announcing the long-awaited return
of the beautiful Princess Fiona and
her new husband.
SHREK and FIONA enter off-stage left.
KING and QUEEN enter off-stage right.
FIONA
Well, this is it.
KING
This is it.
MESSENGER
This is it.
(exits)
SHREK
(chuckles)
So...you still think this was a good
idea?
FIONA
Of course! Look. Mom and Dad look
happy to see us.
KING
Who on earth are they?
QUEEN
I think that's our little girl.
KING
That's not little! That's a really
big problem. Wasn't she supposed to
kiss Prince Charming and break the
spell?
QUEEN
9.
Well, he's no Prince Charming, but
they do look...
SHREK
Happy now? We came. We saw them. Now
let's go before they light the
torches.
FIONA
They're my parents.
SHREK
Hello? They locked you in a tower.
FIONA
That was for my own...
KING
Good! Here's our chance. Let's go
back inside and pretend we're not
home.
QUEEN
Harold, we have to be...
SHREK
Quick! While they're not looking we
can make a run for it.
FIONA
Shrek, stop it! Everything's gonna
be...
KING
A disaster! There is no way...
FIONA
You can do this.
Both parties begin moving toward eachother
SHREK
I really...
KING
Really...
QUEEN
don't...
SHREK
want...
FIONA
10.
to...
KING
be...
SHREK
Here!
FIONA
Mom... Dad...I'd like you to meet my
husband... Shrek.
SHREK
Well, um...It's easy to see where
Fiona gets her good looks from.
(chuckles nervously)
5 DONKEY ENTERS SHAKING OFF A GUARD 5
DONKEY
(off-stage)
What do you mean, "not on the list"?
Don't tell me you don't know who I
am.
(enters)
What's happening, everybody? Thanks
for waiting. I had the hardest time
getting into this place.
KING
No! No! Bad donkey! Bad! Go!
FIONA
No, Dad! It's all right. It's all
right. He's with us. He helped
rescue me from the dragon.
DONKEY
That's me: the noble steed.
SHREK
Oh, boy.
QUEEN
So, Fiona, tell us about where you
live.
FIONA
Well...Shrek owns his own land.
Don't you, honey?
SHREK
11.
Oh, yes! It's in an enchanted forest
abundant in squirrels and cute
little duckies and...
DONKEY
(laughing)
What? I know you ain't talking about
the swamp.
KING
An ogre from a swamp. Oh! How
original.
QUEEN
I suppose that would be a fine place
to raise the children.
6 SHREK AND KING COUGH INVOLUNTARILY 6
SHREK
It's a bit early to be thinking
about that, isn't it?
KING
Indeed.
QUEEN
Harold!
SHREK
What's that supposed to mean?
FIONA
Dad. It's great, OK?
KING
For his type, yes.
SHREK
My type?
KING
I suppose any grandchildren I could
expect from you would be...
SHREK
Ogres, yes!
QUEEN
Not that there's anything wrong with
that. Right, Harold?
KING
12.
Oh, no! No! Of course, not! That is,
assuming you don't eat your own
young!
FIONA
Dad!
SHREK
No, we usually prefer the ones
who've been locked away in a tower!
FIONA
Shrek, please!
KING
I only did that because I love her.
SHREK
Aye, day care or dragon-guarded
castle.
KING
You wouldn't understand. You're not
her father!
QUEEN
Harold!
FIONA
Shrek!
SHREK
Fiona!
KING
Fiona!
FIONA
Mom!
QUEEN
Harold...
DONKEY
Donkey!
FIONA exits crying.
7 EXT. STREETS OF FAR FAR AWAY 7
FIONA enters, she hears the voice of FAIRY GODMOTHER
FAIRY GODMOTHER (FG)
13.
Your fallen tears have called to me
So, here comes my sweet remedy I
know what every princess needs For
her to live life happily...
Both gasp.
FG
Oh, my dear. Oh, look at you. You're
all grown up.
FIONA
Who are you?
FG
Oh, sweet pea! I'm your fairy
godmother.
FIONA
I have a fairy godmother?
FG
Shush, shush. Now, don't worry. I'm
here to make it all better. With
just a wave of my magic wand, your
troubles will soon be gone. For
example, how about a sporty carriage
to ride in style, with a sexy manboy chauffeur named Kyle?
KYLE enters.
FIONA
Thank you very much, Fairy
Godmother, but...
SHREK enters.
SHREK
Fiona? Fiona.
FIONA
Oh, uh...Fairy Godmother... I'd like
you to meet my husband, Shrek.
FG
Your husband? What? What did you
say? When did this happen?
FIONA
Shrek is the one who rescued me.
FG
But that can't be right.
14.
SHREK
Oh, great, more relatives!
FIONA
She's just trying to help.
SHREK
Good! She can help us pack. Get your
coat, dear. We're leaving.
FIONA
What? I don't want to leave. When
did you decide this?
SHREK
Shortly after arriving.
FIONA
Look, I'm sorry...
FG
No, that's all right. I need to go,
anyway. But remember, dear. If you
should ever need me...
happiness...is just a teardrop away.
SHREK
Thanks, but we've got all the
happiness we need. Happy, happy,
happy...
FG
So I see. Let's go, Kyle.
FIONA
Very nice, Shrek.
SHREK
What? I told you coming here was a
bad idea.
FIONA
You could've at least tried to get
along with my father.
SHREK
I don't think I was going to get
Daddy's blessing, even if I did want
it.
FIONA
Do you think it might be nice if
somebody asked me what I wanted?
15.
SHREK
Sure. Do you want me to pack for
you?
FIONA
You're unbelievable! You're behaving
like a...
SHREK
Go on! Say it!
FIONA
Like an ogre!
SHREK
Here's a news flash for you! Whether
your parents like it or not...I am
an ogre! And guess what, Princess?
That's not about to change.
FIONA
I've made changes for you, Shrek.
Think about that.
(exits)
DONKEY
That's real smooth, Shrek. "I'm an
ogre!"
8 INT. KING AND QUEEN’S BEDCHAMBER 8
KING
I knew this would happen.
QUEEN
You should. You started it.
KING
I can hardly believe that, Lillian.
He's the ogre. Not me.
QUEEN
I think, Harold, you're taking this
a little too personally. This is
Fiona's choice.
KING
But she was supposed to choose the
prince we picked for her. I mean,
you expect me to give my blessings
to this... thing?
QUEEN
16.
Fiona does. And she'll never forgive
you if you don't. I don't want to
lose our daughter again, Harold. Oh,
you act as if love is totally
predictable. Don't you remember when
we were young? We used to walk down
by the lily pond and...
KING
they were in bloom...
QUEEN
Our first kiss.
KING
It's not the same! I don't think you
realize that our daughter has
married a monster!
QUEEN
Oh, stop being such a drama king.
KING
Fine! Pretend there's nothing wrong!
La, di, da, di, da! Isn't it all
wonderful! I'd like to know how it
could get any worse!
FG
(out on the balcony)
Hello, Harold.
KING gasps.
QUEEN
What happened?
KING
Nothing, dear! Just the old crusade


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Scathed, Crying and disgraced
Tainted by sadness and hatred
that can never be erased

Even in my mask of happiness
I fall in dark despair
I'm drowning in a deep puddle of shame
I'm just so scare

My friends are far
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I hide my scars
so no one can demand

I'm fine is just a word
anyone can say
whether they're truly ok
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