swifties who also read discussion

When u make folklore ur essay for english descriptive writting

when you yell "1, 2, 3... let's go bitch!" everytime delicate plays

You know your a swiftie when anything makes you think of Taylor or one of her songs

you know you're a swiftie when whenever you hear ME! you automatically add back in "hey kids, spelling is fun" even though it was removed from the og song

you know youre a swiftie when someone say a single word from any taylor swift song and you immediately break out into song (and when one time you forget to they act you no body no crimed someone)

when you call them mirrorballs instead of disco balls (and have them all over your room)

You know you're a swiftie when one of her songs starts playing and you do the choreography from any of her tours.

You know you're a swiftie when "Don't Blame Me" plays in public and you do the iconic tour high note only to realize that you forgot it's not in the recorded version.

You know you're a swiftie when in the new Barbie movie the scene where Ken is in the real world and starts talking about the patriarchy comes on and you say "Fck the patriarchy".

You know you're a swiftie when you're weirdly obsessed with "we are never ever getting back together" live from the 1989 tour when she sings it in a rock style.

You know you're a swiftie when you hear "you can hear it in the silence" and instead of singing "you can feel it on the way home" you sing "romeo take me somewhere we can be alone" (the iconic song mash)

You know you're a swiftie when every summer is a cruel summer.

...when every fall is an august fall.

...when every winter is a back to december winter.

...when every spring is a cornelia street spring (the cornelia flower)

Charlie The Skunk

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CHARLIE THE SKUNK: AND WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES, ALL I SEE IS YOU

you know youre a swiftie when you hear high heels clack on ground you start singing cardigan

you know you're a swiftie when you hear sirens and nbnc starts playing in your head

you know you're a swiftie when you can hear the taylor song being played in a crowded restaurant

you know you're a swiftie when even when it isn't a taylor song, you think it is

You know you’re a swiftie if you have a Pinterest board of eras tour fits even though you don’t have tickets 😭

You know you're a Swiftie when your Goodreads 'About Me' is basically a Taylor Swift album with bookish vibes mixed in.
Here’s how you know you’ve achieved ultimate Swiftie-bookworm status:

IT'S COOL, THAT'S WHAT I TELL 'EM", but really, I'm just trying to read my book in peace. 📚
"NO RULES IN BREAKABLE HEAVEN", except maybe 'don't interrupt me during a plot twist'.
"IT'S A CRUEL SUMMER", but not as cruel as a cliffhanger ending.
"I'M DRUNK IN THE BACK OF THE CAR", or maybe just book-drunk, it's hard to tell.
"SAID 'I'M FINE', BUT IT WASN'T TRUE", I was actually on the last page of a really good book.🌍
It's a "CRUEL SUMMER" with every page I turn, but hey, at least there's no sunburn in a fictional world.

Feel free to check out my Goodreads profile—because who says you can't have your literature and listen to it too? 😊

You dance in the mirror picturing the Lover Bodysuit and the Eras tour

When you hear a Taylor song in public and you start dancing or singing and telling everyone on your group that this is a Taylor swift song 🩷🩷

- when you also know and like her underrated songs
- when you associate cats with taylor swift

You know you’re a swiftie when one of her songs comes on in public and you immediately start grinning like a Cheshire Cat and telling whoever is near “THIS IS TAYLOR SWIFT”

your in public and hear a Taylir swift song and you stop whatever your doing and close your eyes and start singing to yourself.

You’re a Swiftie if you have a whole wall in your room dedicated to Taylor Swift and feel the need to justify it every time you add something.

You print out Pinterest pics of Taylor and put them on your wall… guilty 😊

Celebrate her getting engaged as if you are her best friend!