⋆.ೃ࿔࿐ྂfaith & fantasy⋆.ೃ࿔࿐ྂ discussion

OOOOOH

Bless his heart

Bless my soul
Herc was on a roll

(oh, we posted at the same time lol)

Excuse me?

Oh, he's going to be throwing the hissy fit. Theres not pleasing him.

And he wants porcelain plates.

He's just like that. I don't think he remembers what living in Alabama is like, either.

Are we sure he isn't a Yankee?

I believe he is.

who is?

youre a yankee

me either!

This reminds me of something I read the other day...

I, um, can't remember what it was, but it was something very similar.

*slowly dies* 🤣🤣

Now I'm thinking of the Shower Thoughts Studio C sketch...

Ummmm what

Stephen wrote: "I’ll have to look it up. :)

I thought Studio C burned down? From one of their skits where they praised coffee and radical Mormons came and ‘purified’ the place"

(Eh, I don't care much for the new ones. The shower thoughts one was kinda funny if I remember right tho...

Nothing's gonna beat some of the old ones tho. Like Poker Face.)

@Stephen UMMM what

Stephen says crazy things. We all know this.

Yes I know

We all do

Just take that last clause, "I find you in the night"

That's so creepy I literally just checked my window and closed all the curtains

I should write a book titled I Find You In The Night... Or... I'll Find You In the Night

Yeah, well, taken out of context, stalker would make sense as a first thought lol

But of course. I will be there at 5:00 on the dot.

Why do we say 'on the dot' when there are no dots on the clock?

Because, once, long ago, there were no numbers on the clock. Only dots I'm of course making this up lol

But one day, lightning struck, and the dots fell to their deaths. Numbers marched up to take their place, and have been standing guard bravely ever since (even during thunderstorms).

But one dot survived the tragedy and now wishes to take back the clock. Unfortunately, there are no other dots left, and the numbers have grown comfortable on the clock. So, the dot formed an alliance with the letters. They have already begun the war, and that is why some clocks have Roman Numerals.

Perfect!

"Put me to sleep, evil angel
Open your wings, evil angel
I'm a believer
Nothing could be worse
All these imaginary friends
Hiding betrayal
Driving the nail
Hoping to find a savior
No
Don't
Leave me to die here
Help me survive here
Alone
Don't surrender
Surrender"

What will the mods say?

That they regret I came back? 😂 Poor, poor mods.

Alsa, the poor mods.

Elsa? Is that what you meant to say? Alsa isn't a princess I've heard of before

Oh, I meant also lol.

But Alsa is a princess, of course she is. How could you have not heard of her?

Idk who Alsa is either.....

Alsa is a runaway princess turned street kid. She pickpockets and begs for money. One day the Alpha9 group leader saw her pickpocketing and was so impressed he recruited her to join his gang, which is infamous for stealing large sums of money and valuables.

ahhh yes
(also my last one sent late that was suppoosed to be in response to Bets post)
ik who she is fssss
then after that she was kidnapped by the rival gang.... who erased her memory

It's much more interesting than Frozen.

Let it go let it go

Turn away and slam the doooorrrr

yeaaaa it is
and then she got sent back to her own gang but the opposing gang had brain washed her so she tried to burn the hq of her own gang down with everyone inside

(my gr is lagging ughhhh)

Ummmm what

princess alsa!!

Oh, yeah, but it didn't work. thank goodness. But her best friend would never trust her again after that...

little did she know her best friend wanted to kick her out... so thats what she did, leaving poor alsa homeless and alone

And that was when she ran into her little brother, who was now the crown prince, since she had run away.

Yes, Alsa's best friend Matilda conspired and convinced Alsa to run away. You see, Matilda wanted Alsa out of the picture so she could date James the Orchard Keeper, who tends to the famous Orchard of Giant Peaches