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Mods here do approve but as I tell coop boards reviewing applications and also interviewing someone in person, anyone can seem perfectly fine on paper and for 15 minutes in person, yet turn out to be a horror. Have had more than one coop experience that.

Yes, I hired people like that, they were great in the interview and in the first few days, then they kept being late, or they said they weren't good at handling stress. We specifically explained that the job (taking calls in the telephone repair department) was often stressful, with many calls in queue, demanding customers, etc.

This was a new one for me - I had to rewind I was laughing so hard.


This was a new one for me - I had to rewind I was laughing so hard."
Oooh, that sounds like a very interesting form of Synesthesia.
Where did you see that ?

This was a new one for me - I had to rewind I was laughing so hard."
Oooh, that sounds like a very interesting form of Syn..."
It would be more interesting if this were any sort of serious book. Nope - just some of the over-the-top lurid prose in my Fall Into Smut book.

For example (from my review of Unfortunately Yours by Tessa Bailey
Loved these descriptions:
”August’s climax was like reaching land after parachuting at night into the ocean.”
And perhaps the best (or at least most entertaining) metaphor I’ve ever encountered:
”She rode on a rainbow unicorn over the Milky Way and waved at an astronaut.”

For example (from my review of Unfortunately Yours by [author:Tessa Bailey|..."
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For example (from my review of Unfortunately Yours by [author:Tessa Bailey|..."
These are both killing me! 🤣🤣🤣
I love the euphemisms - so much better than the recent trend towards calling everything by its clinically correct name. I'm not here for a trip to the GYN after all.




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I read my first one this year -- the month we had fantasy romance tag. It was actually really enjoyable, not just smutty. So glad you are going for it, Rachel!


The heroine also notices that he has big feet!

For example (from my review of Unfortunately Yours by [author:Tessa Bailey|..."
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Angel in a Devil's Arms by Julie Anne Long. Though why our heroine is fully dressed is beyond me! 2nd in a series and I did enjoy the first.

That grin stole her breath. It spread in her chest and heated her veins like a bolted liqueur. No doubt petticoats slid to ankles of their own accord when he deployed that smile, much the way snakes are said to undulate from baskets when a charmer blows a flute.
Clearly 'petticoats-slid-to-ankles' is 'panties-go-poof' in trashy 19th century historical romances.

Any chance you think we can get Cindy to add it to PBT's library?


Clearly you need to spend some quality time perusing and sampling the options that appeal to you!

No. Just no.
It actually had the core of a story (gasp 😱). And the hint of some decent characters, tormented and thoroughly ripped hero wolf shapeshifter and all. But SOOOOOO badly written. Horrible dialogue - including liberal use of the F bomb, which doesn’t usually bother me, but it was used so weirdly here. When it did finally get round to the *ahem* smut, I wasn’t even in a ‘finding it funny’ mood. And it ends on a cliffhanger.

So you aren't reading the next in series?
The one I'm reading has plenty of funny great dialogue, and we are still working up to the real smut. The hero's revenge plot is typical of the genre but there is so much fun, and some great characters.
You just aren't good at picking your smut and trashy romance reads, Katrine. That's what I have concluded.

Our nightly dinner ritual is watching Jeopardy and last night (which is actually Monday's episode because we watch a day late) there was a young woman on who was an author, Dana Schwartz. She said she had visited Edinburgh and fell in love with it so she wrote a novel about a medical student and corpses. It sounded perfect for Fall Flurries and I thought it might fit here.
I love the cover although it doesn't look to smutty.


Our nightly dinner ritual is watching Jeopardy and last night (which is actually Monday's episode because we watch a day l..."
Sounds great and rather fun but not necessarily smutty - it's tagged YA and also a Reese's book blub pick. I certainly have found some of Reese's picks trashy reads - one of the things I love about her picks is that she is a true diverse reader and a book can just be a fun read for her to recommend, not have some more serious theme or message.
You'll just have to read it and report back to us!



My Review
Nice level of euphasism for me - very steamy, but still a little left to the imagination.

My Review
It's an entertaining historical romance set during the late Georgian Era, with colorful characters, amusing and witty dialogue, and yes, meager plots that revolve around emotions more than action. I think it could have used a tad bit more smut but there is plenty of romance even before it gets steamy.



It’s no Ice Planet Barbarians, or Vorge Crew.



My Review

I have one to read that also fits October Flurries -- and I plan to start it in a day or two. After the last week and half of work, plus the next day or two, I will need it!


Accidentally Yours - Mallory Funk - 2 Stars
My Review - My Review


Can't wait to get into it tonight!

Started Too Dangerous to Desire last night and....
never picked up another book. Nearly half through with it. There is a plot (surprised?), the writing could be better, but all in all I will probably finish it sooner rather than later. And my cowboy books has arrived!!

A much more positive contribution to ‘Fall Into Smut’ than my last one!
Widowed Lady Derring finds her late fairly unlamented husband has left a mountain of debts and that she has absolutely nothing to support her. Plus, he had a mistress. The latter proves fortuitous though - the two women get on surprisingly well and hatch a mutually beneficial scheme to work together running a boarding house … with a difference (not of the salacious kind).
This was a lot of fun. Yes the plot involving the smugglers is pretty daft but at least it gave a decent background for the characters. Some fun dialogue, a heroine who discovers just how feisty she can be, a hero who discovers he is less cold than he thought, and some entertaining secondary characters. Some steamy scenes - which you’d expect from the title - but nothing ridiculously over the top.


Oh my God! I almost just choked on my water reading this comment. I'm dying laughing 😂😂😂😂.

A much more positive contribution to ‘Fall Into Smut’ than my last one!
Widowed Lady Derring finds her late fairly unlamented husband has le..."
I loved this when I stumbled on it some months ago Just enjoyed the 2nd -- there is much that is appealing that let you overlook certain weak plot points like the smuggling one. In fact that plot was bad in a way that was rather funny, like slapstick.

The Ex Talk - Rachel Lynn Solomon - 4 Stars
Review
I'm contining my reread of the Black Dagger Brotherhood series. This one features one of the scariest brothers, Zsadist. But he has an incredibly sad backstory that will break your heart. If you are a fan of vampire romance (and I realize not everyone is), why are you not reading this series?
Lover Awakened - J.R. Ward - 4 Stars
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Is it objectifying or erotica? Or fantasy art? To me the covers are no different than admiring a stranger's beautiful perfect ------ [fill in body part of choice]. That includes women you admire for being beautifully turned out and thus fully clothed.
It's not like they have no relation to the product being sold.
Most of them look silly as Robin says. Others feed fantasy same as the stories do. I see no problem with that.
There are however those who judge someone negatively for reading books with covers like that. Hence the ancient practice of using the 'brown paper cover or wrapper'. Now we can all read ebooks and nobody knows. It is thus your guilty pleasure.