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Sylah: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.
Astarius: …
Astarius: I'm gonna tell her.
Sylin: Don't you dare.
Astarius: Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I’m eating dirt?
Sylah: Uhm.
Sylah: Why are you eating dirt?
Astarius: Did I ask you if I should eat dirt? No, so answer my question.
Sylin: Can we go out to get icecream?
Astarius: Did you ask Sylah?
Sylin: She said no.
Astarius: Then why did you ask me?
Sylin: She’s not the boss of you.
Astarius, internally: It’s a trap, it’s a trap, it’s a trap.
Sylin: There is no i in happyness…
Sylah: There is if you fucking spell it right.
Sylin: You need to be more careful!
Sylah, who was dragged into Sylin’s issue: Careful? CAREFUL?! I'LL CAREFULLY WRAP MY HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT-
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how do you capture them all so effortlessly kJHGFHJKL
that’s actually a really good question
Sylah: Hello Astarius, made anyone cry today?
Astarius: Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30.
Sylin: Being half asleep and feeling someone gently plant a kiss on your forehead is one of the purest kinds of love in the world.
Astarius: Unless you’re home alone.
Sylah: Welcome to my very first vlog, in which I try different hair products!
Sylah: *sprays hairspray in her mouth*
Sylah: Well, right off the bat I can tell you this one is not very good.
Astarius: As top in this relationship, I think we should-
Sylin: I can’t believe you’re pulling rank on me.
Astarius: *plays shreksophone*
Astarius: Woo.
Astarius: Time to listen to this on loop for all eternity.
Sylah: ...Genius coping mechanism my friend.
Astarius: Okay, how do I look? Be honest.
Sylah: There’s no critic more honest than Sylin!
Sylin: Bad.
Sylin: You're smiling. What happened?
Sylah: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?
Nikolai: Astarius tripped and fell down the stairs today.
Nikolai: I haven't seen Sylin and Astarius for fifteen minutes now.
*Outside a nearby window, a car without a driver inside is seen rolling down a driveway, with Sylin and Astarius running after it in a panic. Nikolai doesn't look outside at all.*
Nikolai: That probably means they're getting into trouble.
Fae: At first I thought you were foolish and incompetent.
Taz: My apologies for whatever misstep I may have taken to dispel that impression. It was an honest mistake, I swear.
Astarius: I’m a fool, not an idiot.
Sylin: Hey Sylah, have you seen Astarius?
Sylah: Nope. Have you seen the meat tenderizer?
Sylin, confused: What?
Sylah, grabbing the meat tenderizer out of the drawer: No reason, cute girl things!
THE THIRD AND LAST ONE??? HELP??????
Sylah: Help! I’m drowning!
Kodie: Calm down. We’re only in six feet of water!
Sylah: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!
Alatara: Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions.
Alianna: Ridiculous. Give me some examples.
Bodhi: Wasps?
Fae: Terriers?
Taz: Fae.
Derren: Be careful about succumbing to these sorts of destructive... urges. Addiction can be a powerful thing.
Bodhi: So am I. Bow down before your new supreme overlord, bitches.
Sylah: Question, how difficult would it be to bowl in a bee suit?
Nikolai: Not that hard, I don't think, as long as you can move.
Astarius: I'd assume as hard as it is to bowl in a maid outfit.
Astarius: Wouldn't be any harder, but you'd get some WEIRD looks.
Sylin: Are… are you speaking from experience.
Astarius: No!
Astarius: …
Astarius: ....Maybe.
Zahra: How was your day, Akina?
Akina: Yeah, fine, it's anti-bullying week at school.
Zahra: Oh? And what does that mean?
Akina: It means I can't bully anyone for a whole week.
Sylin: You’ve got to learn to love yourself.
Astarius: But don't you hate yourself.
Sylin: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.
*Fae sneezes*
Taz: Fae, are you sick? Here, let me wrap you in a blanket and hand-feed you some warm soup while singing you a lullaby!
*Astarius sneezes*
Sylin: Oh my god. Shut the hell up.
Caldeonia: When surrendering, Ceonroi is to hand the sword over HILT first.
Taz: You’re my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Fae: I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Taz: Absolutely not.lowkey this could go both ways
Sylah, putting their hands over Sylin's eyes: Guess who!
Sylin: It's either Sylah or the cold, clammy hands of death.
Sylah, putting their hands away: It's Sylah!
Sylin: Dammit.
Sylin: You’re insane!
Astarius: Sure I am, what’s your point?
i need to do some of these at some point...
also, idk who all would be involved, but we need a "who broke it?". it's essential lol
derrin and bodhi is so valid
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i'm so glad we have this, why did it take so long? 😭😭
Astarius: What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
Nikolai: If you say "addict-ionary" I swear I will cut you.
Astarius: I was actually going to say "high definition", but your answer's much better.
Nikolai: ...
Astarius, texting: O
Sylin: What?
Astarius: Don’t read into that.
Sylin: But I will read into that.
Astarius: HOW?! IT’S A LETTER!
Sylin: Why is there a space after it, hmmmmm?
Astarius: Dude, really?
Astarius: It’s a fucking letter.
Sylin: It could stand for something!
Astarius: IT DOESN’T, I PROMISE!
Sylin: Like Oppression! Or worse…
Astarius: Dude, I just typed the letter O, that means nothing. :/
Sylin: Optometrist.
Astarius: Oh my God…
Nikolai: Lol. Heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you’ll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this.
Sylah: What did you do Nikolai?
Nikolai: a Mistake.
Astarius: *nudges Sylin at 3am* Pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. They're just floating rocks in space. Sylin? Wake up, Sylin! Listen! They're sexless!
Sylin: The sun isn't a rock, go back to sleep.
Lucien: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste
Fae: We got spring water
Lucien: NO.
Taz: with EXTRA minerals
Fae: it's like licking a stalagmite
Lucien: DON'T COME HOME.
Taz: Mmmmm cave water
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The Nikolai one I'm crying 😂😂
✧ aurora wrote: "The Nikolai one I'm crying 😂😂"Me too lmao
☆ howlmas carols !! ☆ wrote: "CAVE WATER i love that one"Ik, me too.
Sylah: Remember, if you get captured, no matter what they do, don’t talk!
Sylin: What if they torture us?
Sylah: Just don’t talk!
Sylin: Can we scream a little?
Astarius: I did it! I memorized everything in the book! I'm gonna ace this test!
Nikolai: Ok, Astarius, I'll give you one more question before you go. What ended in 1918?
Astarius: 1917.
Nikolai: ...You're ready.
Sylah: How do you type so fast?
Astarius: Anxiety.
Astarius: Hey Nikolai, can you give me the opposite of these words?
Astarius: Always, Coming, From, Take, Me, Down.
Nikolai: Never, Going, To, Give, You-
Nikolai: The fucking satisfaction.
Sylin: What is the one thing I told you not to do?
Nikolai: Burn the house down.
Sylin: And what did you do?
Nikolai: I made dinner.
Sylin:
Nikolai:
Sylin:
Nikolai: And burnt the house down.
I'm sorry, but the rick rolling... XD
Astarius: Can I borrow five dollars?
Sylin: If you’re only borrowing it, does that mean you’ll pay me back?
Astarius: Of course.
Astarius: Not directly, but with my love and affection.
Sylin: So that’s a no.
Sylin: Can we go to a haunted house?
Sylah: What’s wrong with the one we live in?
Sylin: Wh-what?
Sylah: Goodnight, Sylin.
Astarius: Some of us are still ‘it’ from a childhood game of tag.
Nikolai: Way to just fuck me up on a Tuesday.
Sylah: Ow!
Nikolai: What’s wrong?
Sylah: I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow.
Nikolai: It’s called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was four.
Sylin: You’d be stupid to lay a hand on me.
Astarius: Oh, you’d be surprised how much stupid shit I do.
Sylah: Count me in!
Astarius: Who the hell are you?!
Sylah: Oh, you know my sibling! He worked at Wendy's.
Astarius: Oh yeah, Sylin! How is he doing?
Sylah: Oh yeah, not too good. He’s been dead for the past month.
Nikolai: What the hell, he didn't tell us!
what the hell he didn't tell us i'm crying
i just did the rickroll to my friend
Ellioit: The bloodline ends with me.
Draven: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay."
*lorelei, sticking her head in she isn’t made yet but shh*
lorelei: since when did you two start dating?
Sylin: Fight me!
Astarius: *gets on one knee and pulls out a ring*
Astarius: Fight me for the rest of our lives.
Derren: Why cant trees give off something important like wifi??
Kodie: So fuck oxygen, I guess.
Kodie: You know what I asked Santa for Christmas this year?
Zahra: If you say me, I swear I’ll—
Kodie: You? What? No, I asked him for that cool Ninjago Lego set we saw in Target!
Kodie with a gun to Derren's head: What happens if I pull this trigger? Heaven?
Derren: Bold of you to assume I'll go to Heaven.
Sylin: Slash gamemode creative.
Vau: Dude, this isn't Min-
Sylin: *starts levitating*
Vau: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Elliot: Thank you
Vau: I didn't say that was a good thing
Elliot: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny
yes, they would. i saw this quote and was like "perfect"
Tasha: I put the pun in punishment.
Emillie: I put the top in unstoppable.
Alianna: I put the cute in execute.
Sahir: I put the sexy in dyslexia.
Nahri: I put the ass in class.
Bodhi: I put the D in ur mom.
Arya, with her hands cupped over each other: I found a cool spider!
Alaric: Oh? Lemme see!
Arya, opening her hands to see nothing there: …hm.
Lucien: …where’s the spider.
Arya: *looks troubled and stares at their hands*
Alaric: Oh no.
Lucien: ARYA, WHERE’S THE SPIDER?!
Zahra: Kodie, you look deep in thought. What’s wrong?
Kodie: Did you know you can look at any object and know what it’s like to lick it? Even if you’ve never touched it before?
Zahra: I’m never asking you anything ever again.
Astarius: ‘Technically legal’, the two best words in the the English language, right before ‘cowboy spectacular.'
Fae: I like to think of myself as a semi responsible adult here.
Lucien: Taz is 70% of your impulse control and you know this Fae.
Taz: I feel like Fae is the more responsible one of us two though.
Fae: We are both 70% of each others' impulse control.
Taz: Just two lil beasts in pinwheel hats spinning on the merry-go-round at dangerous velocities, holding each other’s hands so the other doesn’t fall off.
Astarius: Hi.
Viktor: Hey, did you do what I said? Did you tell him?
Astarius: I did.
Viktor: And what did they say?
Astarius: “Thank you.”
Viktor: You’re totally welcome. What’d he say?
Astarius: He said, “Thank you.” I said “I love you” and Sylin said, “Thank you.”
Kodie: Sometimes I wonder if I’m hearing voices.
Kodie: Then I remember that’s the last bit of sanity I have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time.
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THE D IN UR MOM IM DONE
OMG WHAT BAHAHAH
Arya, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Lucien: You did WHAT–
Taz: William Snakepeare
Taz: Fae, I'm sad.
Fae: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.
Astarius: Sylin, I'm sad.
Sylin, nodding: mood.
Draven: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Loralai: You're like 15 years old
Draven: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!
Elliot: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Vau:
Vau: Elliot, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Elliot: *Sips coffee from bowl*
GUYS I SWEAR SYLIN ISN’T EMOTIONLESS although these are so real HE’S JUST UHM in his own head 😂
what gives bro the motivation to put the mugs on the lawn
sorry... XD
he was bored... and possibly drunk.
do all of our characters have a drinking addiction
it’s so funny
one of mine does and another one simply does it a lot so okay I guess that kind of makes two. One and a half
i wouldn't call it an addiction...
but when he does get drunk he's liable to do very stupid things... like put all the mugs on the lawn lol
