EPIC the Musical Antics discussion

Odysseus wrote: "Circe wrote: "I just turned someone into a pig a couple mins ago…."

WHO?"

Calypso…..

Odysseus wrote: "Circe wrote: "Turning people into pigs is more like a hobby"

I don’t mean to tip your scale but you will fail with placing any spells on me. I just ate a flower, one that claims your power so you ..."

DAWLING, THIS ALREADY HAPPENED YEARS AGO

Circe wrote: "I just turned someone into a pig a couple mins ago…."

WHO?!?

Circe wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "Circe wrote: "I just turned someone into a pig a couple mins ago…."

WHO?"

Calypso….."

Thank you.

Circe wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "Circe wrote: "I just turned someone into a pig a couple mins ago…."

WHO?"

Calypso….."

OHHH... Well at least she won't try to marry Ody anymore...

HERMES wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "Circe wrote: "Turning people into pigs is more like a hobby"

I don’t mean to tip your scale but you will fail with placing any spells on me. I just ate a flower, one that claims y..."

No. I think she wants to turn me into a pig again.

Sometimes I have a strong urge to turn someone into a pig

Circe wrote: "Sometimes I have a strong urge to turn someone into a pig"

WHAT
WHO???

WDYM

Odysseus wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "Circe wrote: "Turning people into pigs is more like a hobby"

I don’t mean to tip your scale but you will fail with placing any spells on me. I just ate a flower, on..."

She doesn't want to un-marry Telemachus, does she, dawling??

Circe wrote: "WDYM"

WHO DO YOU WANT TO TURN INTO A PIG

HERMES wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "Circe wrote: "Turning people into pigs is more like a hobby"

I don’t mean to tip your scale but you will fail with placing any spells on me. I just..."

Ofc not!!!

HERMES wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "Circe wrote: "Turning people into pigs is more like a hobby"

I don’t mean to tip your scale but you will fail with placing any spells on me. I just..."

No, she doesn't, so she'll stop her little "hobby" immeadietly.

Penelope wrote: "Circe wrote: "WDYM"

WHO DO YOU WANT TO TURN INTO A PIG"

I SAID CALYPSO BECAUSE I ALR DID

WHO DO YOU WANT TO TURN INTO A PIG?

Circe wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Circe wrote: "WDYM"

WHO DO YOU WANT TO TURN INTO A PIG"

I SAID CALYPSO BECAUSE I ALR DID"

OHHH... WELL, CALYPSO WAS FINE, BUT DON'T TURN ANYONE ELSE INTO A PIG.

Ummm she’s still a talking pig

She can still talk to us

Circe wrote: "Ummm she’s still a talking pig"

Make her a not talking pig.

Wait... Circe... is this barbeque that you just brought in for us to eat from pig Calypso?

BY THE STORMING, SCUDDING, NUTSHOOTING, GODS

LET ME COMMENT

FINALLY

WHAT
SHE CAN STILL TALK?! WELL AT LEAST SHE CAN'T BE DELUSIONAL ENOUGH TO THINK THAT SHE CAN EVER MARRY ODY AS A PIG.

Penelope wrote: "WHAT
SHE CAN STILL TALK?! WELL AT LEAST SHE CAN'T BE DELUSIONAL ENOUGH TO THINK THAT SHE CAN EVER MARRY ODY AS A PIG."

Who said she isn’t???

Telemachus wrote: "FINALLY"

SON YOUR BACK! WHERE WERE YOU? YOU WERE GONE FOR SO LONG!

Telemachus wrote: "BY THE STORMING, SCUDDING, NUTSHOOTING, GODS

LET ME COMMENT"

OMGOSH YAYYY IT WORKED
AND DID YOU READ THOSE BOOKS TOO, TELEMACHUS? THE ONES THAT SAY STORMING AND SCUDDING?

Telemachus wrote: "BY THE STORMING, SCUDDING, NUTSHOOTING, GODS

LET ME COMMENT"

TELEMACHUS, DID YOUR MOTHER TEACH YOU THOSE WORDS?

OK NO I AM NOT EVER GOING TO DIVORCE CIRCE AND SHE ONLY TURNS EVIL PEOPLE INTO PIGS

Circe wrote: "Penelope wrote: "WHAT
SHE CAN STILL TALK?! WELL AT LEAST SHE CAN'T BE DELUSIONAL ENOUGH TO THINK THAT SHE CAN EVER MARRY ODY AS A PIG."

Who said she isn’t???"

I wouldn’t marry a goddess calypso. I DEFINITELY wouldn’t marry a pig calypso.

Telemachus wrote: "OK NO I AM NOT EVER GOING TO DIVORCE CIRCE AND SHE ONLY TURNS EVIL PEOPLE INTO PIGS"

OKAY... AND IT SEEMS LIKE SHE'S ONLY TURNED EVIL PEOPLE INTO PIGS SO FAR.

Penelope wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "BY THE STORMING, SCUDDING, NUTSHOOTING, GODS

LET ME COMMENT"

OMGOSH YAYYY IT WORKED
AND DID YOU READ THOSE BOOKS TOO, TELEMACHUS? THE ONES THAT SAY STORMING AND SCUDDING?"

Uhhhh maybe...🙃

HERMES wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "BY THE STORMING, SCUDDING, NUTSHOOTING, GODS

LET ME COMMENT"

TELEMACHUS, DID YOUR MOTHER TEACH YOU THOSE WORDS?"

Uhhhh no...

Penelope wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "OK NO I AM NOT EVER GOING TO DIVORCE CIRCE AND SHE ONLY TURNS EVIL PEOPLE INTO PIGS"

OKAY... AND IT SEEMS LIKE SHE'S ONLY TURNED EVIL PEOPLE INTO PIGS SO FAR."

YEAH

Telemachus wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "BY THE STORMING, SCUDDING, NUTSHOOTING, GODS

LET ME COMMENT"

OMGOSH YAYYY IT WORKED
AND DID YOU READ THOSE BOOKS TOO, TELEMACHUS? THE ONES THAT SAY STORMING A..."

So that's where you've been disappearing...

Telemachus wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "BY THE STORMING, SCUDDING, NUTSHOOTING, GODS

LET ME COMMENT"

TELEMACHUS, DID YOUR MOTHER TEACH YOU THOSE WORDS?"

Uhhhh no..."

I MIGHT HAVE TAUGHT HIM.... OR MAYBE WHEN HE DISAPPEARS HE'S SECRETLY READING WAY OF KINGS AND SKYWARD 🙃

Penelope wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "BY THE STORMING, SCUDDING, NUTSHOOTING, GODS

LET ME COMMENT"

OMGOSH YAYYY IT WORKED
AND DID YOU READ THOSE BOOKS TOO, TELEMACHUS? THE ONES ..."

No! Ive been training with Athena but in the rare cases I have alone time...I do a little reading

Penelope wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "BY THE STORMING, SCUDDING, NUTSHOOTING, GODS

LET ME COMMENT"

TELEMACHUS, DID YOUR MOTHER TEACH YOU THOSE WORDS?"

Uhhhh no..."

I MIGHT HAVE T..."

👀

Telemachus wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "BY THE STORMING, SCUDDING, NUTSHOOTING, GODS

LET ME COMMENT"

OMGOSH YAYYY IT WORKED
AND DID YOU READ THOSE BOOKS TOO, TELE..."

Ohhh... Well, one doesn't just do "a little reading" to finish a 1000 page book... So you've been disappearing and reading a lot, haven't you.
TELEMACHUS, I FINALLY GOT YOU TO READ WAY OF KINGS YAYYY

I'm also working on a book that has a few themes of you and Father's life in it

Penelope wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "BY THE STORMING, SCUDDING, NUTSHOOTING, GODS

LET ME COMMENT"

OMGOSH YAYYY IT WORKED
AND DID YOU READ TH..."

NO I STILL TRAIN MOSTLY but a couple of those hours are spent reading

Telemachus wrote: "I'm also working on a book that has a few themes of you and Father's life in it"

Really? Is that where the nutshooting word is from?

Penelope wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "I'm also working on a book that has a few themes of you and Father's life in it"

Really? Is that where the nutshooting word is from?"

Yeah😅 It's an annoying bug I came up with in the book

Telemachus wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "I'm also working on a book that has a few themes of you and Father's life in it"

Really? Is that where the nutshooting word is from?"

Yeah😅 It's an annoying bu..."

It sounds annoying...

Penelope wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "I'm also working on a book that has a few themes of you and Father's life in it"

Really? Is that where the nutshooting word is from?"

Yeah😅 ..."

It is...🙃

*Whispers to Penelope so Telemachus doesnt hear*
When should we go to bed?

No im not a player im a puppeteer

Odysseus wrote: "*Whispers to Penelope so Telemachus doesnt hear*
When should we go to bed?"

Hmmm.... how about at 10:30.

What are you two whispering about...?

Um one of our servants just came into my room and said, "Ody is pooping" then giggled and left...

Circe wrote: "No im not a player im a puppeteer"

What did you do now....