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message 751: by Penelope, Queen Of Ithaca (new)
Aug 24, 2025 10:01PM

Penelope | 391 comments Mod
Calypso wrote: "Penelope wrote: "YOU CANNOT BE HIS THERAPIST, AND THAT'S THAT."

IM NOT TAKING NO FOR AN ANSWER"

YES YOU ARE


message 752: by Calypso, Queen of Ogygia (new)
Aug 24, 2025 10:02PM

Calypso | 188 comments Mod
*smacks the popcorn out of Hermes hands*


message 753: by Telemachus, Prince of Ithaca (new)
Aug 24, 2025 10:02PM

Telemachus | 493 comments Mod
Calypso wrote: "How about we let ody decide😏"

HE'D CHOOSE ME AND MOTHER ANY DAY


message 754: by Penelope, Queen Of Ithaca (new)
Aug 24, 2025 10:02PM

Penelope | 391 comments Mod
Calypso wrote: "How about we let ody decide😏"

Sure. I already know what his answer will be.


message 755: by HERMES , God Of Popcorn (new)
Aug 24, 2025 10:02PM

HERMES | 229 comments Mod
Calypso wrote: "*smacks the popcorn out of Hermes hands*"

......... ARE YOU GONNA BE LIKE ODY NOW.....?


message 756: by Penelope, Queen Of Ithaca (new)
Aug 24, 2025 10:02PM

Penelope | 391 comments Mod
Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "How about we let ody decide😏"

HE'D CHOOSE ME AND MOTHER ANY DAY"

EXACTLY


message 757: by Calypso, Queen of Ogygia (new)
Aug 24, 2025 10:02PM

Calypso | 188 comments Mod
Penelope wrote: "Calypso wrote: "How about we let ody decide😏"

Sure. I already know what his answer will be."

You don’t know him that well—


message 758: by HERMES , God Of Popcorn (new)
Aug 24, 2025 10:03PM

HERMES | 229 comments Mod
Calypso wrote: "*smacks the popcorn out of Hermes hands*"

PENELOPE, DAWLING, COME CLEAN UP THE POPCORN!!!


message 759: by Telemachus, Prince of Ithaca (new)
Aug 24, 2025 10:03PM

Telemachus | 493 comments Mod
Calypso wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Calypso wrote: "How about we let ody decide😏"

Sure. I already know what his answer will be."

You don’t know him that well—"

EXCUSE ME SHE'S LITERALLY HIS WIFE


message 760: by Calypso, Queen of Ogygia (new)
Aug 24, 2025 10:03PM

Calypso | 188 comments Mod
HE LEFT YALL


message 761: by Penelope, Queen Of Ithaca (new)
Aug 24, 2025 10:03PM

Penelope | 391 comments Mod
Calypso wrote: "*smacks the popcorn out of Hermes hands*"

Omgosh... Calypso, you're acting like a stubborn, immature, misbehaving storming, scudding, child.


message 762: by Telemachus, Prince of Ithaca (new)
Aug 24, 2025 10:03PM

Telemachus | 493 comments Mod
Calypso wrote: "HE LEFT YALL"

BECAUSE HE HATES YOU


message 763: by Calypso, Queen of Ogygia (new)
Aug 24, 2025 10:03PM

Calypso | 188 comments Mod
HE TRIED CHEATING ON YOU WITH ME


message 764: by Telemachus, Prince of Ithaca (new)
Aug 24, 2025 10:03PM

Telemachus | 493 comments Mod
Penelope wrote: "Calypso wrote: "*smacks the popcorn out of Hermes hands*"

Omgosh... Calypso, you're acting like a stubborn, immature, misbehaving storming, scudding, child."

Nutshooting too


message 765: by Penelope, Queen Of Ithaca (new)
Aug 24, 2025 10:03PM

Penelope | 391 comments Mod
Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Calypso wrote: "How about we let ody decide😏"

Sure. I already know what his answer will be."

You don’t know him that well—"

EXCUSE ME SHE'S LITERALLY HIS WIFE"

IKR
I LITERALLY KNOW HIM BETTER THAN PROBABLY ANY OF YOU GUYS DO.


message 766: by Calypso, Queen of Ogygia (new)
Aug 24, 2025 10:03PM

Calypso | 188 comments Mod
Penelope wrote: "Calypso wrote: "*smacks the popcorn out of Hermes hands*"

Omgosh... Calypso, you're acting like a stubborn, immature, misbehaving storming, scudding, child."

Wow you are so smart🙄


message 767: by Telemachus, Prince of Ithaca (new)
Aug 24, 2025 10:04PM

Telemachus | 493 comments Mod
Calypso wrote: "HE TRIED CHEATING ON YOU WITH ME"

HE DID NOT YOU LITTLE-


message 768: by Odysseus, King Of Ithaca (new)
Aug 24, 2025 10:04PM

Odysseus | 327 comments Mod
I DIDNT HAVE SEPERATION ANXIETY TODAY.


message 769: by Telemachus, Prince of Ithaca (new)
Aug 24, 2025 10:04PM

Telemachus | 493 comments Mod
Odysseus wrote: "I DIDNT HAVE SEPERATION ANXIETY TODAY."

FATHER!


message 770: by Penelope, Queen Of Ithaca (new)
Aug 24, 2025 10:04PM

Penelope | 391 comments Mod
Telemachus wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Calypso wrote: "*smacks the popcorn out of Hermes hands*"

Omgosh... Calypso, you're acting like a stubborn, immature, misbehaving storming, scudding, child."

Nutshooting too"

Yeah, and nutshooting.


message 771: by Calypso, Queen of Ogygia (new)
Aug 24, 2025 10:04PM

Calypso | 188 comments Mod
Odysseus wrote: "I DIDNT HAVE SEPERATION ANXIETY TODAY."

COOL IDC


message 772: by Calypso, Queen of Ogygia (new)
Aug 24, 2025 10:04PM

Calypso | 188 comments Mod
Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "HE TRIED CHEATING ON YOU WITH ME"

HE DID NOT YOU LITTLE-"

WATCH IT TEL


message 773: by Odysseus, King Of Ithaca (new)
Aug 24, 2025 10:04PM

Odysseus | 327 comments Mod
Telemachus wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "I DIDNT HAVE SEPERATION ANXIETY TODAY."

FATHER!"

SON!


message 774: by Telemachus, Prince of Ithaca (new)
Aug 24, 2025 10:04PM

Telemachus | 493 comments Mod
Calypso wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "I DIDNT HAVE SEPERATION ANXIETY TODAY."

COOL IDC"

*IS FUMING WITH RAGE*


message 775: by Telemachus, Prince of Ithaca (new)
Aug 24, 2025 10:04PM

Telemachus | 493 comments Mod
Calypso wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "HE TRIED CHEATING ON YOU WITH ME"

HE DID NOT YOU LITTLE-"

WATCH IT TEL"

NO


message 776: by Odysseus, King Of Ithaca (new)
Aug 24, 2025 10:05PM

Odysseus | 327 comments Mod
Calypso wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "I DIDNT HAVE SEPERATION ANXIETY TODAY."

COOL IDC"

Good. I don’t care either.


message 777: by Penelope, Queen Of Ithaca (new)
Aug 24, 2025 10:05PM

Penelope | 391 comments Mod
Calypso wrote: "HE TRIED CHEATING ON YOU WITH ME"

WHAT
IF ANYTHING HAPPENED YOU FORCED HIM TO DO THAT BUT HE DIDN'T CHEAT


message 778: by Telemachus, Prince of Ithaca (new)
Aug 24, 2025 10:05PM

Telemachus | 493 comments Mod
Odysseus wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "I DIDNT HAVE SEPERATION ANXIETY TODAY."

FATHER!"

SON!"

Where were you today?


message 779: by Calypso, Queen of Ogygia (new)
Aug 24, 2025 10:05PM

Calypso | 188 comments Mod
Penelope wrote: "Calypso wrote: "HE TRIED CHEATING ON YOU WITH ME"

WHAT
IF ANYTHING HAPPENED YOU FORCED HIM TO DO THAT BUT HE DIDN'T CHEAT"

HMMMM


message 780: by Penelope, Queen Of Ithaca (new)
Aug 24, 2025 10:05PM

Penelope | 391 comments Mod
Odysseus! I missed you!


message 781: by Odysseus, King Of Ithaca (new)
Aug 24, 2025 10:05PM

Odysseus | 327 comments Mod
WE NEED CIRCE HERE. TURN CALYPSO INTO A PIG AND EAT HER.


message 782: by Penelope, Queen Of Ithaca (new)
Aug 24, 2025 10:05PM

Penelope | 391 comments Mod
Odysseus wrote: "I DIDNT HAVE SEPERATION ANXIETY TODAY."

THAT'S GREAT!!


message 783: by Calypso, Queen of Ogygia (new)
Aug 24, 2025 10:05PM

Calypso | 188 comments Mod
Penelope wrote: "Odysseus! I missed you!"

🙄🙄🙄


message 784: by Odysseus, King Of Ithaca (new)
Aug 24, 2025 10:06PM

Odysseus | 327 comments Mod
Penelope wrote: "Odysseus! I missed you!"

I missed you too.


message 785: by Telemachus, Prince of Ithaca (new)
Aug 24, 2025 10:06PM

Telemachus | 493 comments Mod
Calypso wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Calypso wrote: "HE TRIED CHEATING ON YOU WITH ME"

WHAT
IF ANYTHING HAPPENED YOU FORCED HIM TO DO THAT BUT HE DIDN'T CHEAT"

HMMMM"

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE. YOU'RE MORE WORTHLESS THAN A PIECE OF FOOD STUCK IN SOMEONES TEETH


message 786: by Calypso, Queen of Ogygia (new)
Aug 24, 2025 10:06PM

Calypso | 188 comments Mod
Odysseus wrote: "WE NEED CIRCE HERE. TURN CALYPSO INTO A PIG AND EAT HER."

I’m a pig rn….


message 787: by Penelope, Queen Of Ithaca (new)
Aug 24, 2025 10:06PM

Penelope | 391 comments Mod
CALYPSO IS ALREADY A PIG
A TALKING ONE


message 788: by Telemachus, Prince of Ithaca (new)
Aug 24, 2025 10:06PM

Telemachus | 493 comments Mod
Calypso wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Odysseus! I missed you!"

🙄🙄🙄"

YOU MAKE ME SICK


message 789: by Calypso, Queen of Ogygia (new)
Aug 24, 2025 10:06PM

Calypso | 188 comments Mod
Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Calypso wrote: "HE TRIED CHEATING ON YOU WITH ME"

WHAT
IF ANYTHING HAPPENED YOU FORCED HIM TO DO THAT BUT HE DIDN'T CHEAT"

HMMMM"

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE. YOU'RE ..."

WHAT KINDA ROAST WAS THAT-


message 790: by Calypso, Queen of Ogygia (new)
Aug 24, 2025 10:06PM

Calypso | 188 comments Mod
Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Odysseus! I missed you!"

🙄🙄🙄"

YOU MAKE ME SICK"

COOL


message 791: by Telemachus, Prince of Ithaca (new)
Aug 24, 2025 10:07PM

Telemachus | 493 comments Mod
Calypso wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Calypso wrote: "HE TRIED CHEATING ON YOU WITH ME"

WHAT
IF ANYTHING HAPPENED YOU FORCED HIM TO DO THAT BUT HE DIDN'T CHEAT"

HMMMM"

YOU KNOW WH..."

A TELEMACHUS ROAST THATS WHAT


message 792: by HERMES , God Of Popcorn (new)
Aug 24, 2025 10:07PM

HERMES | 229 comments Mod
*Eats popcorn*


message 793: by Calypso, Queen of Ogygia (new)
Aug 24, 2025 10:07PM

Calypso | 188 comments Mod
OK TELEPHONE


message 794: by Telemachus, Prince of Ithaca (new)
Aug 24, 2025 10:07PM

Telemachus | 493 comments Mod
Calypso wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Odysseus! I missed you!"

🙄🙄🙄"

YOU MAKE ME SICK"

COOL"

IM GOING TO YEET YOU OFF A TOWER


message 795: by Odysseus, King Of Ithaca (new)
Aug 24, 2025 10:07PM

Odysseus | 327 comments Mod
Telemachus wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "I DIDNT HAVE SEPERATION ANXIETY TODAY."

FATHER!"

SON!"

Where were you today?"

At the palace with Penelope.


message 796: by Telemachus, Prince of Ithaca (new)
Aug 24, 2025 10:07PM

Telemachus | 493 comments Mod
Calypso wrote: "OK TELEPHONE"

THATS IT *PULLS MY SWORD OUT*


message 797: by Calypso, Queen of Ogygia (new)
Aug 24, 2025 10:07PM

Calypso | 188 comments Mod
Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Odysseus! I missed you!"

🙄🙄🙄"

YOU MAKE ME SICK"

COOL"

IM GOING TO YEET YOU OFF A TOWER"

LIKE YOUR THAT STRONG🙄🙄


message 798: by Odysseus, King Of Ithaca (new)
Aug 24, 2025 10:07PM

Odysseus | 327 comments Mod
But then Penelope left so I was at the palace by myself.


message 799: by Telemachus, Prince of Ithaca (new)
Aug 24, 2025 10:08PM

Telemachus | 493 comments Mod
Calypso wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Odysseus! I missed you!"

🙄🙄🙄"

YOU MAKE ME SICK"

COOL"

IM GOING TO YEET YOU OFF A TOWER"

LIKE YOUR THAT ST..."

EXCUSE ME I TRAAIN EVERY DAY


message 800: by HERMES , God Of Popcorn (new)
Aug 24, 2025 10:08PM

HERMES | 229 comments Mod
Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Odysseus! I missed you!"

🙄🙄🙄"

YOU MAKE ME SICK"

COOL"

IM GOING TO YEET YOU OFF A TOWER"

Dawling...... There isn't a tower to yeet her off of. There's a palace, but no tower.


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