EPIC the Musical Antics discussion

*smacks Hermes popcorn out of his hands again*

Odysseus wrote: "But then Penelope left so I was at the palace by myself."

By yourself!? Are you ok?

HERMES wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Odysseus! I missed you!"

🙄🙄🙄"

YOU MAKE ME SICK"

COOL"

IM GOING TO YEET YOU OFF A TOWER"

Dawling...... The..."

SHUT IT

All of yall make me sick🙄🙄

Calypso wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Calypso wrote: "HE TRIED CHEATING ON YOU WITH ME"

WHAT
IF ANYTHING HAPPENED YOU FORCED HIM TO DO THAT BUT HE DIDN'T CHEAT"

HMMMM"

YOU KNOW WH..."

IT WAS A GREAT ONE
AND HONESTLY, YOU KIND OF DESERVE BEING A PIG. BECAUSE YOU WERE ALWAYS ONE PERSONALITY WISE BEFORE WITH HOW EVIL AND GREEDY YOU WERE AND KEPT ANYONE ON YOUR ISLAND TRAPPED, AND NOW YOU JUST LOOK LIKE A PIG--WHICH CIRCE SHOULD'VE TURNED YOU INTO LONG AGO.

Calypso wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "WE NEED CIRCE HERE. TURN CALYPSO INTO A PIG AND EAT HER."

I’m a pig rn…."

Could you please go to the underworld? You would like it better there.

Calypso wrote: "All of yall make me sick🙄🙄"

YOU MAKE ME SICK MORE THAN WE DO TO YOU

Calypso wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Odysseus! I missed you!"

🙄🙄🙄"

YOU MAKE ME SICK"

COOL"

IM GOING TO YEET YOU OFF A TOWER"

LIKE YOUR THAT ST..."

He is... He's much stronger than me.

HERMES wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Odysseus! I missed you!"

🙄🙄🙄"

YOU MAKE ME SICK"

COOL"

IM GOING TO YEET YOU OFF A TOWER"

Dawling...... The..."

Theres lots of towers…

Odysseus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "WE NEED CIRCE HERE. TURN CALYPSO INTO A PIG AND EAT HER."

I’m a pig rn…."

Could you please go to the underworld? You would like it better there."

THAT WAS AMAZING FATHER

Odysseus wrote: "But then Penelope left so I was at the palace by myself."

I'm sorry... I went to the beach earlier. Did I forget to tell you?

Telemachus wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Odysseus! I missed you!"

🙄🙄🙄"

YOU MAKE ME SICK"

COOL"

IM GOING TO YEET YOU OFF A TOWER"

Da..."

WHAT DID YOU JUST TELL ME?? YOU CAN NOT TELL ME TO SHUT IT, TELEMARKETING

Odysseus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "WE NEED CIRCE HERE. TURN CALYPSO INTO A PIG AND EAT HER."

I’m a pig rn…."

Could you please go to the underworld? You would like it better there."

I was just there….

Odysseus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "WE NEED CIRCE HERE. TURN CALYPSO INTO A PIG AND EAT HER."

I’m a pig rn…."

Could you please go to the underworld? You would like it better there."

Yes, you belong in the underworld.

Father doesnt like the beach because of well...a certain god...

HERMES wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Odysseus! I missed you!"

🙄🙄🙄"

YOU MAKE ME SICK"

COOL"

IM GOING TO YEET Y..."

YES I CAN, WAR STARTER

Penelope wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "But then Penelope left so I was at the palace by myself."

I'm sorry... I went to the beach earlier. Did I forget to tell you?"

I went to a beach too. But then I left because Poseidon might be there…

Calypso wrote: "*smacks Hermes popcorn out of his hands again*"

Do not steal my popcorn!!!!!!!

Telemachus wrote: "Father doesnt like the beach because of well...a certain god..."

Poseidon prob

Telemachus wrote: "Father doesnt like the beach because of well...a certain god..."

True... Next time I'll do something that you can come with me too--would that be better, Ody?

Calypso wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Father doesnt like the beach because of well...a certain god..."

Poseidon prob"

DONT SAY HIS NAME ITS TRIGGERING

Calypso wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "WE NEED CIRCE HERE. TURN CALYPSO INTO A PIG AND EAT HER."

I’m a pig rn…."

Could you please go to the underworld? You would like it better there."..."

Why don’t you move there? Then you won’t be alone too!

Telemachus wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Odysseus! I missed you!"

🙄🙄🙄"

YOU MAKE ME SICK"

COOL"

IM ..."

NO YOU CAN'T, TELEPHONE

Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Father doesnt like the beach because of well...a certain god..."

Poseidon prob"

DONT SAY HIS NAME ITS TRIGGERING"

IDC

TELEKINESIS

Odysseus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "WE NEED CIRCE HERE. TURN CALYPSO INTO A PIG AND EAT HER."

I’m a pig rn…."

Could you please go to the underworld? You would like i..."

DANG FATHER IS ON A ROLL TODAY

TELEPHONE

HERMES wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Odysseus! I missed you!"

🙄🙄🙄"

YOU MAKE M..."

YES I CAN

Odysseus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "WE NEED CIRCE HERE. TURN CALYPSO INTO A PIG AND EAT HER."

I’m a pig rn…."

Could you please go to the underworld? You would like i..."

Oooo yes she should! Hermes, could you call Hades and see if they have space in the underworld for Calypso?

Penelope wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Father doesnt like the beach because of well...a certain god..."

True... Next time I'll do something that you can come with me too--would that be better, Ody?"

YES. But this time when you left, I didn’t look for you for 6 hours!

Penelope wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "WE NEED CIRCE HERE. TURN CALYPSO INTO A PIG AND EAT HER."

I’m a pig rn…."

Could you please go to the underworld?..."

NO I CAN NOT.

TELEVISION

Telemachus wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Odysseus! I missed you!"

🙄..."

NO YOU CAN'T.

BRO

Odysseus wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Father doesnt like the beach because of well...a certain god..."

True... Next time I'll do something that you can come with me too--would that be better, Ody?"
..."

Okay! Really? That's great!

Penelope wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "WE NEED CIRCE HERE. TURN CALYPSO INTO A PIG AND EAT HER."

I’m a pig rn…."

Could you please go to the underworld?..."

They’ll definetly have space! Anyone dead can go there.

I put calypso in a closet

CALYPSO, SINCE IT SEEMS LIKE YOU HAVE SUCH A PROBLEM WITH ALL OF US, AND YOU'VE CAUSED SOME... PROBLEMS... IN THE PAST, YOU SHOULD LEAVE.

Calypso wrote: "BRO"

WHAT???!

Circe wrote: "I put calypso in a closet"

Oh, good! Thanks!

She’s gone now

Circe wrote: "I put calypso in a closet"

Thank you.

Circe wrote: "She’s gone now"

Good. You killed her?

No I stuffed her in a closet she’s still alive tho

Ody, did you know that your son ate 100 cookies today? His cookie addiction is out of control.

Odysseus wrote: "Circe wrote: "She’s gone now"

Good. You killed her?"

Dawling, she just said she put her in a closet. She didn't kill her.

Circe wrote: "No I stuffed her in a closet she’s still alive tho"

Ohhhh... Could you possibly turn her into a non talking pig? Or send her to the underworld?

Penelope wrote: "Ody, did you know that your son ate 100 cookies today? His cookie addiction is out of control."

I ate 24 cookies today!

Hmmmm

Circe wrote: "Hmmmm"

Send her to the underworld please! Or at least back to her island!