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message 1051: by Penelope, Queen Of Ithaca (new)

Penelope | 391 comments Mod
Odysseus wrote: "You might change your mind by the time Telemachus comes."

Oh true.... So maybe they should get married now.


message 1052: by Odysseus, King Of Ithaca (new)

Odysseus | 327 comments Mod
But Hermes might change his mind about wanting to marry calypso!


message 1053: by Odysseus, King Of Ithaca (new)

Odysseus | 327 comments Mod
Yes get married. NOW.


message 1054: by Penelope, Queen Of Ithaca (new)

Penelope | 391 comments Mod
Odysseus wrote: "But Hermes might change his mind about wanting to marry calypso!"

True... So let's do it now.


message 1055: by Penelope, Queen Of Ithaca (new)

Penelope | 391 comments Mod
Odysseus wrote: "Yes get married. NOW."

YES
The wedding is ready and you can wear one of the extra gowns as your wedding dress. You guys should get married right now.


message 1056: by Calypso, Queen of Ogygia (new)

Calypso | 188 comments Mod
*puts the dress on*


message 1057: by HERMES , God Of Popcorn (new)

HERMES  | 229 comments Mod
Odysseus wrote: "Yes get married. NOW."

OKAY, DAWLING.


message 1058: by Penelope, Queen Of Ithaca (last edited Aug 25, 2025 09:15PM) (new)

Penelope | 391 comments Mod
Calypso wrote: "*puts the dress on*"

Okay, good. And we can have cookies instead of a wedding cake and you guys can walk through the garden for the wedding ceremony.


message 1059: by Odysseus, King Of Ithaca (new)

Odysseus | 327 comments Mod
HERMES wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "Yes get married. NOW."

OKAY, DAWLING."


Put wedding clothes on first.


message 1060: by Penelope, Queen Of Ithaca (new)

Penelope | 391 comments Mod
Can Athena be the one to make them officially married?


message 1061: by Calypso, Queen of Ogygia (new)

Calypso | 188 comments Mod
*walks to the garden*


message 1062: by HERMES , God Of Popcorn (new)

HERMES  | 229 comments Mod
Odysseus wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "Yes get married. NOW."

OKAY, DAWLING."

Put wedding clothes on first."


Okay, dawling!


message 1063: by Penelope, Queen Of Ithaca (new)

Penelope | 391 comments Mod
Calypso wrote: "*walks to the garden*"

Okay! Now just wait here until Hermes is ready for the wedding!


message 1064: by HERMES , God Of Popcorn (new)

HERMES  | 229 comments Mod
Penelope wrote: "Calypso wrote: "*walks to the garden*"

Okay! Now just wait here until Hermes is ready for the wedding!"


I'M READY.


message 1065: by Penelope, Queen Of Ithaca (new)

Penelope | 391 comments Mod
HERMES wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Calypso wrote: "*walks to the garden*"

Okay! Now just wait here until Hermes is ready for the wedding!"

I'M READY."


OKAY! NOW, WHERE IS ATHENA?


message 1066: by HERMES , God Of Popcorn (new)

HERMES  | 229 comments Mod
Penelope wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Calypso wrote: "*walks to the garden*"

Okay! Now just wait here until Hermes is ready for the wedding!"

I'M READY."

OKAY! NOW, WHERE IS ATHENA?"


I DON'T KNOW.


message 1067: by Calypso, Queen of Ogygia (new)

Calypso | 188 comments Mod
WHO KNOWS


message 1068: by HERMES , God Of Popcorn (new)

HERMES  | 229 comments Mod
ATHENA, WHERE ARE YOU DAWLING?????


message 1069: by Penelope, Queen Of Ithaca (new)

Penelope | 391 comments Mod
HMMM... IS THERE ANYONE ELSE WHO COULD MAKE THE WEDDING OFFICIAL?


message 1070: by HERMES , God Of Popcorn (new)

HERMES  | 229 comments Mod
Penelope wrote: "HMMM... IS THERE ANYONE ELSE WHO COULD MAKE THE WEDDING OFFICIAL?"

PROBABLY


message 1071: by Calypso, Queen of Ogygia (new)

Calypso | 188 comments Mod
HMMM IDK


message 1072: by Penelope, Queen Of Ithaca (new)

Penelope | 391 comments Mod
HERMES wrote: "Penelope wrote: "HMMM... IS THERE ANYONE ELSE WHO COULD MAKE THE WEDDING OFFICIAL?"

PROBABLY"


COULD YOU? I KNOW IT'S YOUR WEDDING, BUT YOU'RE A GOD, SO COULD YOU MAKE IT OFFICIAL?


message 1073: by HERMES , God Of Popcorn (new)

HERMES  | 229 comments Mod
Penelope wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Penelope wrote: "HMMM... IS THERE ANYONE ELSE WHO COULD MAKE THE WEDDING OFFICIAL?"

PROBABLY"

COULD YOU? I KNOW IT'S YOUR WEDDING, BUT YOU'RE A GOD, SO COULD YOU MAKE IT OFFICIAL?"


I DON'T KNOW. PROBABLY


message 1074: by Penelope, Queen Of Ithaca (new)

Penelope | 391 comments Mod
HERMES wrote: "Penelope wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Penelope wrote: "HMMM... IS THERE ANYONE ELSE WHO COULD MAKE THE WEDDING OFFICIAL?"

PROBABLY"

COULD YOU? I KNOW IT'S YOUR WEDDING, BUT YOU'RE A GOD, SO COULD YOU M..."


OKAY, WELL, IF YOU CAN DO THAT, YOU SHOULD. OTHERWISE, I'LL FIND SOMEONE ELSE WHO CAN.


message 1075: by Circe, Goddess of Sorcery (new)

Circe | 164 comments Mod
I’ll be right back yall in like 10 mins ish


message 1076: by HERMES , God Of Popcorn (last edited Aug 25, 2025 09:29PM) (new)

HERMES  | 229 comments Mod
Penelope wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Penelope wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Penelope wrote: "HMMM... IS THERE ANYONE ELSE WHO COULD MAKE THE WEDDING OFFICIAL?"

PROBABLY"

COULD YOU? I KNOW IT'S YOUR WEDDING, BUT YOU'RE A GOD,..."


OKAY. I PROBABLY CAN.


message 1077: by Circe, Goddess of Sorcery (new)

Circe | 164 comments Mod
Also imma go to bed at 12:00 because I have a job interview tomorrow and I’ve been pretty tired today lol


message 1078: by Penelope, Queen Of Ithaca (new)

Penelope | 391 comments Mod
Circe wrote: "I’ll be right back yall in like 10 mins ish"

Okay!


message 1079: by Telemachus, Prince of Ithaca (new)

Telemachus | 493 comments Mod
Autumn (L-L-L-Legendary Edition) wrote: "Chat...

1. I think we're in different time zones. Either that, or you guys are extremely active at 1:00 AM...

2. The cookie situation is getting more dire...

3. I unironically feel like Hermes ..."


Um Im definitely not up at 1 am wdym...😅

YESSSS GOOD JOB THE ODYSSEY IS AMAZING


message 1080: by Telemachus, Prince of Ithaca (new)

Telemachus | 493 comments Mod
✦˚☾₊✧Jasmine✧₊✩˚✦ wrote: "Autumn (L-L-L-Legendary Edition) wrote: "Chat...

1. I think we're in different time zones. Either that, or you guys are extremely active at 1:00 AM...

2. The cookie situation is getting more dire..."


Shhhh we dont talk about the cookie situation...


message 1081: by Telemachus, Prince of Ithaca (new)

Telemachus | 493 comments Mod
✦˚☾₊✧Jasmine✧₊✩˚✦ wrote: "Autumn (L-L-L-Legendary Edition) wrote: "Telemachus literally ate 100 cookies yesterday and Ody ate 24..."

Telemachus is my official spirit animal wtaf-"


Aw thank you *is blushing*


message 1082: by Penelope, Queen Of Ithaca (new)

Penelope | 391 comments Mod
Telemachus wrote: "Autumn (L-L-L-Legendary Edition) wrote: "Chat...

1. I think we're in different time zones. Either that, or you guys are extremely active at 1:00 AM...

2. The cookie situation is getting more dire..."


OMGOSH IKRRRR IT'S SOOO GOOD


message 1083: by Odysseus, King Of Ithaca (last edited Aug 25, 2025 09:40PM) (new)

Odysseus | 327 comments Mod
SON YOUR BACK! CALYPSO AND HERMES ARE GETTING MARRIED!!!


message 1084: by HERMES , God Of Popcorn (new)

HERMES  | 229 comments Mod
Telemachus wrote: "✦˚☾₊✧Jasmine✧₊✩˚✦ wrote: "Autumn (L-L-L-Legendary Edition) wrote: "Chat...

1. I think we're in different time zones. Either that, or you guys are extremely active at 1:00 AM...

2. The cookie situ..."

YES YOU DO. YOU HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT, DAWLING.


message 1085: by Odysseus, King Of Ithaca (new)

Odysseus | 327 comments Mod
I HAD 6 COOKIES TODAY!!!


message 1086: by Telemachus, Prince of Ithaca (new)

Telemachus | 493 comments Mod
Calypso wrote: "Imma puke because of y’all"

I puke at the very thought of you


message 1087: by HERMES , God Of Popcorn (new)

HERMES  | 229 comments Mod
Odysseus wrote: "I HAD 6 COOKIES TODAY!!!"

I ONLY HAD TWO.....


message 1088: by Penelope, Queen Of Ithaca (new)

Penelope | 391 comments Mod
I had one cookie.


message 1089: by Telemachus, Prince of Ithaca (new)

Telemachus | 493 comments Mod
HERMES wrote: "Calypso, someone like me dawling. I am much better than Ody."

Actually, Hermes did have a thing for her


message 1090: by Penelope, Queen Of Ithaca (new)

Penelope | 391 comments Mod
Telemachus wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Calypso, someone like me dawling. I am much better than Ody."

Actually, Hermes did have a thing for her"


Wait, really?


message 1091: by Telemachus, Prince of Ithaca (new)

Telemachus | 493 comments Mod
Odysseus wrote: "SON YOUR BACK! CALYPSO AND HERMES ARE GETTING MARRIED!!!"

EW


message 1092: by Odysseus, King Of Ithaca (new)

Odysseus | 327 comments Mod
Telemachus wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Calypso, someone like me dawling. I am much better than Ody."

Actually, Hermes did have a thing for her"


I know. He obviously does.


message 1093: by Telemachus, Prince of Ithaca (new)

Telemachus | 493 comments Mod
Penelope wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Calypso, someone like me dawling. I am much better than Ody."

Actually, Hermes did have a thing for her"

Wait, really?"


Yeah. He was the only one who visited her island and he liked her romantically


message 1094: by Penelope, Queen Of Ithaca (new)

Penelope | 391 comments Mod
Telemachus wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "SON YOUR BACK! CALYPSO AND HERMES ARE GETTING MARRIED!!!"

EW"


WELL, AT LEAST SHE'LL LEAVE YOUR FATHER ALONE IF SHE'S MARRIED TO HERMES.


message 1095: by Odysseus, King Of Ithaca (new)

Odysseus | 327 comments Mod
Telemachus wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "SON YOUR BACK! CALYPSO AND HERMES ARE GETTING MARRIED!!!"

EW"


NOW SHE WONT TRY TO MARRY ME THOUGH!


message 1096: by Telemachus, Prince of Ithaca (new)

Telemachus | 493 comments Mod
Penelope wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "SON YOUR BACK! CALYPSO AND HERMES ARE GETTING MARRIED!!!"

EW"

WELL, AT LEAST SHE'LL LEAVE YOUR FATHER ALONE IF SHE'S MARRIED TO HERMES."


TRUE BUT I WILL NOT BE ATTENDING SHE MAKES MY SKIN CRAWL


message 1097: by Penelope, Queen Of Ithaca (new)

Penelope | 391 comments Mod
Telemachus wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Calypso, someone like me dawling. I am much better than Ody."

Actually, Hermes did have a thing for her"

Wait, really?"

Yeah. He was the only o..."


Ohhh okay... I feel like I should've known that 😅


message 1098: by Calypso, Queen of Ogygia (new)

Calypso | 188 comments Mod
RAH


message 1099: by Calypso, Queen of Ogygia (new)

Calypso | 188 comments Mod
Telemachus wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "SON YOUR BACK! CALYPSO AND HERMES ARE GETTING MARRIED!!!"

EW"

WELL, AT LEAST SHE'LL LEAVE YOUR FATHER ALONE IF SHE'S MARRIED TO HERMES."

TRUE..."


SAYS YOU


message 1100: by Odysseus, King Of Ithaca (new)

Odysseus | 327 comments Mod
Calypso wrote: "RAH"

What?


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