EPIC the Musical Antics discussion

Telemachus wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "SON YOUR BACK! CALYPSO AND HERMES ARE GETTING MARRIED!!!"

EW"

WELL, AT LEAST SHE'LL LEAVE YOUR FATHER ALONE IF SHE'S MARRIED TO HERMES."

TRUE..."

OKAY.... BUT TRY TO SEEM KIND OF HAPPY ABOUT IT, AT LEAST, EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT ATTENDING. CALYPSO IS GONNA LEAVE ODY ALONE!

Calypso wrote: "RAH"

YOU'RE BACK, DAWLING!!!!!!

Should we do the wedding right now?

No. I don’t want my son to leave.

Penelope wrote: "Should we do the wedding right now?"

YESSSSSS

Telemachus will leave if they have a wedding with him here.

Odysseus wrote: "No. I don’t want my son to leave."

Well, he could just stay inside and we could make the wedding quick. They need to get married before one of them changes their minds.

Okay. Get them married then.

HERMES, CAN YOU SAY THE WEDDING VOWS AND MAKE THE WEDDING OFFICIAL QUICKLY THEN YOU GUYS CAN JUST BE MARRIED?

BRO YALL ARE SO WORRIED

Penelope wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "No. I don’t want my son to leave."

Well, he could just stay inside and we could make the wedding quick. They need to get married before one of them changes their minds."
I WON'T CHANGE MY MIND

Oh yeah and Penelope me and you need to go to bed in 51 minutes.

SAME

Odysseus wrote: "Oh yeah and Penelope me and you need to go to bed in 51 minutes."

EW

Penelope wrote: "HERMES, CAN YOU SAY THE WEDDING VOWS AND MAKE THE WEDDING OFFICIAL QUICKLY THEN YOU GUYS CAN JUST BE MARRIED?"

OKAY. *Does all the wedding vows*

Calypso wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "Oh yeah and Penelope me and you need to go to bed in 51 minutes."

EW"

EW THAT YOU AND HERMES ARE GETTING MARRIED.

Odysseus wrote: "Oh yeah and Penelope me and you need to go to bed in 51 minutes."

Okay. Do you want to read the Odyssey out loud before bed, again?

Telemachus come back!

HERMES wrote: "Penelope wrote: "HERMES, CAN YOU SAY THE WEDDING VOWS AND MAKE THE WEDDING OFFICIAL QUICKLY THEN YOU GUYS CAN JUST BE MARRIED?"

OKAY. *Does all the wedding vows*"

OKAY YAYYYY
NOW YOU GUYS ARE MARRIED

Odysseus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "Oh yeah and Penelope me and you need to go to bed in 51 minutes."

EW"

EW THAT YOU AND HERMES ARE GETTING MARRIED."

NO OF COURSE NOT

Penelope wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "Oh yeah and Penelope me and you need to go to bed in 51 minutes."

Okay. Do you want to read the Odyssey out loud before bed, again?"

Yes. And we can have cookies. And what else should we do tonight?

TELEMACHUS, THE WEDDING IS OVER! YOU CAN COME BACK NOW!

Odysseus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "Oh yeah and Penelope me and you need to go to bed in 51 minutes."

EW"

EW THAT YOU AND HERMES ARE GETTING MARRIED."

NOT EW

Odysseus wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "Oh yeah and Penelope me and you need to go to bed in 51 minutes."

Okay. Do you want to read the Odyssey out loud before bed, again?"

Yes. And we can have cookies..."

We can have one cookie each. Hmmmm... Then do you want to plan a vacation we could go on?

Calypso wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "Oh yeah and Penelope me and you need to go to bed in 51 minutes."

EW"

EW THAT YOU AND HERMES ARE GETTING MARRIED."

NO OF COURSE NOT"

OF COURSE NOT EW THAT ME AND PENELOPE ARE GOING TO BED IN 49 MINUTES.

TELEMUCUS HATES ME THAT BAD🙄🙄

Calypso wrote: "TELEMUCUS HATES ME THAT BAD🙄🙄"

I MEAN..... YOU DID MAKE ODY ALMOST JUMP OFF A CLIFF.

Penelope wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "SON YOUR BACK! CALYPSO AND HERMES ARE GETTING MARRIED!!!"

EW"

WELL, AT LEAST SHE'LL LEAVE YOUR FATHER ALONE IF SHE'S MARRIE..."

I DONT HAVE TO BE HAPPY

Penelope wrote: "Calypso wrote: "TELEMUCUS HATES ME THAT BAD🙄🙄"

I MEAN..... YOU DID MAKE ODY ALMOST JUMP OFF A CLIFF."

BRO-

Penelope wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "Oh yeah and Penelope me and you need to go to bed in 51 minutes."

Okay. Do you want to read the Odyssey out loud before bed, again?"

Yes. And we..."

No. I don’t want to plan a vacation. Let’s do something else.

TELEMUCUS IS A BETTER NAME FOR HIM

Telemachus wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "SON YOUR BACK! CALYPSO AND HERMES ARE GETTING MARRIED!!!"

EW"

WELL, AT LEAST SHE'LL LEAVE YOUR FATHER ALON..."

NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO. BUT DON'T BE MEAN ABOUT IT BECAUSE HERMES IS YOUR GREAT GREAT GRANDPA AND HE LOVES CALYPSO, SO YOU SHOULDN'T BE RUDE ABOUT IT.

Calypso wrote: "TELEMUCUS IS A BETTER NAME FOR HIM"

TELEMACHUS IS A BETTER NAME FOR HIM.

Calypso wrote: "TELEMUCUS HATES ME THAT BAD🙄🙄"

YES

Penelope wrote: "Calypso wrote: "TELEMUCUS HATES ME THAT BAD🙄🙄"

I MEAN..... YOU DID MAKE ODY ALMOST JUMP OFF A CLIFF."

SHE TOLD HIM TO GET AWAY FROM THE LEDGE.

Calypso wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Calypso wrote: "TELEMUCUS HATES ME THAT BAD🙄🙄"

I MEAN..... YOU DID MAKE ODY ALMOST JUMP OFF A CLIFF."

BRO-"

ITS TRUE

HERMES wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Calypso wrote: "TELEMUCUS HATES ME THAT BAD🙄🙄"

I MEAN..... YOU DID MAKE ODY ALMOST JUMP OFF A CLIFF."

SHE TOLD HIM TO GET AWAY FROM THE LEDGE."

EXACTLY YALL ARE STUPID

Calypso wrote: "TELEMUCUS IS A BETTER NAME FOR HIM"

I WILL THROW YOU OFF A CLIFF

HERMES wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Calypso wrote: "TELEMUCUS HATES ME THAT BAD🙄🙄"

I MEAN..... YOU DID MAKE ODY ALMOST JUMP OFF A CLIFF."

SHE TOLD HIM TO GET AWAY FROM THE LEDGE."

BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO MARRY ME. ALL SHE CARES ABOUT IS HERSELF. SHE KNEW I HAVE A WIFE.

Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "TELEMUCUS IS A BETTER NAME FOR HIM"

I WILL THROW YOU OFF A CLIFF"

LIKE YOUR THAT STRONG SWEETIE

Penelope wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "SON YOUR BACK! CALYPSO AND HERMES ARE GETTING MARRIED!!!"

EW"

WELL, AT LEAST SHE'LL LEA..."

WELL CALYPSO DOESNT DESERVE NICEITIES

Odysseus wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "Oh yeah and Penelope me and you need to go to bed in 51 minutes."

Okay. Do you want to read the Odyssey out loud before bed, aga..."

Okay... what would you rather do???

Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "TELEMUCUS IS A BETTER NAME FOR HIM"

I WILL THROW YOU OFF A CLIFF"

REMEMBER GODDESSES CAN'T DIE?

Odysseus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "TELEMUCUS IS A BETTER NAME FOR HIM"

TELEMACHUS IS A BETTER NAME FOR HIM."

YEAH, TELEMACHUS IS A MUCH BETTER NAME.

HERMES wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "TELEMUCUS IS A BETTER NAME FOR HIM"

I WILL THROW YOU OFF A CLIFF"

REMEMBER GODDESSES CAN'T DIE?"

EXACTLY

Calypso wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Calypso wrote: "TELEMUCUS HATES ME THAT BAD🙄🙄"

I MEAN..... YOU DID MAKE ODY ALMOST JUMP OFF A CLIFF."

SHE TOLD HIM TO GET AWAY FROM THE LEDGE."

EXACTLY YALL ARE S..."

HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THT YOU MIGHT BE THE STUPID ONE

Calypso wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "TELEMUCUS IS A BETTER NAME FOR HIM"

I WILL THROW YOU OFF A CLIFF"

LIKE YOUR THAT STRONG SWEETIE"

I TRAIN WITH ATHENA EVERY DAY COWARD

Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Calypso wrote: "TELEMUCUS HATES ME THAT BAD🙄🙄"

I MEAN..... YOU DID MAKE ODY ALMOST JUMP OFF A CLIFF."

SHE TOLD HIM TO GET AWAY FROM THE LEDGE."

EX..."

NAH IM PERFECT

HERMES wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "TELEMUCUS IS A BETTER NAME FOR HIM"

I WILL THROW YOU OFF A CLIFF"

REMEMBER GODDESSES CAN'T DIE?"

I COULD CARE LESS

Calypso wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Calypso wrote: "TELEMUCUS HATES ME THAT BAD🙄🙄"

I MEAN..... YOU DID MAKE ODY ALMOST JUMP OFF A CLIFF."

SHE TOLD HIM TO GET AWAY F..."

HA THATS A FUNNY JOKE