EPIC the Musical Antics discussion

Telemachus wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "Telemachus I’m just saying your not being dumb right now."

IM NEVER SCUDDING DUMB"

Sometimes you are… like when you married Circe without telling us…

Calypso wrote: "(HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE HELPLESS HOW DOES IT FEEL TO KNOW PAIN) THATS IN MY HEAD RN LOL"

(REALLLL 🤣🤣)

Telemachus wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Penelope wrote: "HERMES, CALYPSO, GO ON A HONEYMOON RIGHT NOW. YOU CAN STAY ON YOUR HONEYMOON FOR LIKE, FIFTY YEARS."

NO, DAWLING."

yes, dawling"

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CALL ME DAWLING, DAWLING.

Odysseus wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "Telemachus I’m just saying your not being dumb right now."

IM NEVER SCUDDING DUMB"

Sometimes you are… like when you married Circe without telling us…"

BAHAHAHAHHAHA

Calypso wrote: "(HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE HELPLESS HOW DOES IT FEEL TO KNOW PAIN) THATS IN MY HEAD RN LOL"

(I WATCHED MY FRIENDS DIE IN HORROR CRYING AS THEY WERE ALL SLAIN)

HERMES wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "Calypso wr..."

YES YOU DID

Odysseus wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "Telemachus I’m just saying your not being dumb right now."

IM NEVER SCUDDING DUMB"

Sometimes you are… like when you married Circe without telling us…"

True... That was certainly kind of dumb of him to do that without asking us--but I like Circe now, so it's not a big deal.

Penelope wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "PENELOPE WE NEED TO GO TO BED IN 35 MINUTES."

Okay!"

I’ll read the odyssey to you again so you can know everywhere I went! And then we can have 4 cookies, then do something else. Not plan a vacation.

HERMES wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Penelope wrote: "HERMES, CALYPSO, GO ON A HONEYMOON RIGHT NOW. YOU CAN STAY ON YOUR HONEYMOON FOR LIKE, FIFTY YEARS."

NO, DAWLING."

yes, dawling"

YOU ARE NOT AL..."

WHY CAN'T HE ALL YOU DAWLING, DAWLING?

Odysseus wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "Telemachus I’m just saying your not being dumb right now."

IM NEVER SCUDDING DUMB"

Sometimes you are… like when you married Circe without telling us…"

I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE, TRYING TO PROTECT MOTHER, TRYING TO LIVE UP TO YOUR LEGACY, TRYING TO BE A GOOD PRINCE

AND YOU CALL ME DUMB!?

Odysseus wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "PENELOPE WE NEED TO GO TO BED IN 35 MINUTES."

Okay!"

I’ll read the odyssey to you again so you can know everywhere I went! And then we can have 4 cookies, then d..."

Okay! What else should we do? We could listen to Epic!!

Penelope wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Penelope wrote: "HERMES, CALYPSO, GO ON A HONEYMOON RIGHT NOW. YOU CAN STAY ON YOUR HONEYMOON FOR LIKE, FIFTY YEARS."

NO, DAWLING."

yes, dawling"
..."
BECAUSE HE'S NOT ALLOWED TO.

HERMES wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Penelope wrote: "HERMES, CALYPSO, GO ON A HONEYMOON RIGHT NOW. YOU CAN STAY ON YOUR HONEYMOON FOR LIKE, FIFTY YEARS."

NO, DAWLING."

yes, dawling"

YOU ARE NOT AL..."

YES I AM DAWLING

Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "(HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE HELPLESS HOW DOES IT FEEL TO KNOW PAIN) THATS IN MY HEAD RN LOL"

(I WATCHED MY FRIENDS DIE IN HORROR CRYING AS THEY WERE ALL SLAIN)"

(I HEARD THEIR FINAL MOMENTS
CALLING THEIR CAPTAIN IN VAIN)

Telemachus wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "Telemachus I’m just saying your not being dumb right now."

IM NEVER SCUDDING DUMB"

Sometimes you are… like when you married Circe without tell..."

NO, YOU AREN'T DUMB!! MAYBE YOU'VE DONE NOT SMART THINGS IN THE PAST, BUT EVERYONE DOES. THAT DOESN'T MAKE YOU DUMB--IT WOULD MAKE WHAT YOU DID DUMB.

Telemachus wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Penelope wrote: "HERMES, CALYPSO, GO ON A HONEYMOON RIGHT NOW. YOU CAN STAY ON YOUR HONEYMOON FOR LIKE, FIFTY YEARS."

NO, DAWLING."

yes, dawling"
..."

NO YOU AREN'T, TELEMARKETING.

Penelope wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "PENELOPE WE NEED TO GO TO BED IN 35 MINUTES."

Okay!"

I’ll read the odyssey to you again so you can know everywhere I went! And then we can have ..."

YES AND THEN LETS GO TO BED.

Telemachus wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "Telemachus I’m just saying your not being dumb right now."

IM NEVER SCUDDING DUMB"

Sometimes you are… like when you married Circe without tell..."

I MEAN SHE ISNT WRONG

HERMES wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Penelope wrote: "HERMES, CALYPSO, GO ON A HONEYMOON RIGHT NOW. YOU CAN STAY ON YOUR HONEYMOON FOR LIKE, FIFTY YEARS."

NO, DAWLIN..."

*in a fake British accent* YES HE IS, DAWLING.

Odysseus wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "PENELOPE WE NEED TO GO TO BED IN 35 MINUTES."

Okay!"

I’ll read the odyssey to you again so you can know everywhere I went! And ..."

Okay! Let's do that, then!!

Calypso wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "(HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE HELPLESS HOW DOES IT FEEL TO KNOW PAIN) THATS IN MY HEAD RN LOL"

(I WATCHED MY FRIENDS DIE IN HORROR CRYING AS THEY WERE ALL SLAIN)"

(I ..."

(LOOK WHAT YOUVE TURNED ME INTO, LOOK WHAT WE'VE BECOME)

WE HAVE TO GO TO BED IN 30 MINUTES …

Odysseus wrote: "WE HAVE TO GO TO BED IN 30 MINUTES …"

OKAY

ODY, PENELOPE, YOU ACTUALLY TRUST CIRCE? I THOUGHT SHE TURNED A LOT OF ODY'S MEN INTO PIGS, AND TRIED TO MARRY ODY.

HERMES wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Penelope wrote: "HERMES, CALYPSO, GO ON A HONEYMOON RIGHT NOW. YOU CAN STAY ON YOUR HONEYMOON FOR LIKE, FIFTY YEARS."

NO, DAWLIN..."

YES I AM, WAR STARTER

Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "(HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE HELPLESS HOW DOES IT FEEL TO KNOW PAIN) THATS IN MY HEAD RN LOL"

(I WATCHED MY FRIENDS DIE IN HORROR CRYING AS THEY WERE ..."

(Enough! ALL OF THE PAIN THAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH!
HAVEN'T I SUFFERED ENOUGH?! (STOP!!!)

HERMES wrote: "ODY, PENELOPE, YOU ACTUALLY TRUST CIRCE? I THOUGHT SHE TURNED A LOT OF ODY'S MEN INTO PIGS, AND TRIED TO MARRY ODY."

I MEAN, YEAH. SHE WOULD'VE TURNED US INTO PIGS BY NOW IF SHE WANTED TO. AND SHE'S USING HER POWERS FOR GOOD NOW.

HERMES wrote: "ODY, PENELOPE, YOU ACTUALLY TRUST CIRCE? I THOUGHT SHE TURNED A LOT OF ODY'S MEN INTO PIGS, AND TRIED TO MARRY ODY."

I trust her now. She did try to marry me and forced me to stay there for a year, but at least she let me and my men leave.

Telemachus wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Penelope wrote: "HERMES, CALYPSO, GO ON A HONEYMOON RIGHT NOW. YOU CAN STAY ON YOUR HONEYMOON FOR LIKE, FIFTY YEAR..."

NO YOU AREN'T, TELEVISION.

CALYPSO, WHAT ELSE CAN I CALL HIM?????

After all I've done for this family...*voice cracks*

...I never even had a childhood...or friends...

HERMES wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Penelope wrote: "HERMES, CALYPSO, GO ON A HONEYMOON RIGHT NOW. YOU CAN STAY ON YOUR HONEYMOON F..."

IDK IDC

HERMES wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Penelope wrote: "HERMES, CALYPSO, GO ON A HONEYMOON RIGHT NOW. YOU CAN STAY ON YOUR HONEYMOON F..."

YOU CAN CALL HIM... THE PRINCE OF ITHACA. OR YOUR GREAT GREAT GRANDSON.

I’m going to bed!! Goodnight y’all!!!

Telemachus wrote: "After all I've done for this family...*voice cracks*

...I never even had a childhood...or friends..."

I’m sorry.

Calypso wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "(HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE HELPLESS HOW DOES IT FEEL TO KNOW PAIN) THATS IN MY HEAD RN LOL"

(I WATCHED MY FRIENDS DIE IN HORROR C..."

(YOU DIDNT STOP WHEN I BEGGED YOU, TOLD ME TO CLOSE MY HEART)

Calypso wrote: "I’m going to bed!! Goodnight y’all!!!"

Good riddance

Telemachus wrote: "After all I've done for this family...*voice cracks*

...I never even had a childhood...or friends..."

I'm sorry.... I know.... And I would've given both of those things to you if I could've... It shouldn't have been your responsibility to protect me.

Calypso wrote: "I’m going to bed!! Goodnight y’all!!!"

I hope you don’t sleep good.

Calypso wrote: "I’m going to bed!! Goodnight y’all!!!"

Goodnight dawling!

Penelope wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "After all I've done for this family...*voice cracks*

...I never even had a childhood...or friends..."

I'm sorry.... I know.... And I would've given both of those things to you ..."

But it was my responsibility, Mother

Calypso wrote: "I’m going to bed!! Goodnight y’all!!!"

GOODNIGHT!! DON'T COME BACK TOMORROW

Odysseus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "I’m going to bed!! Goodnight y’all!!!"

I hope you don’t sleep good."

Dang

Calypso wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "I’m going to bed!! Goodnight y’all!!!"

I hope you don’t sleep good."

Dang"

Well, it's true

Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "I’m going to bed!! Goodnight y’all!!!"

I hope you don’t sleep good."

Dang"

Well, it's true"

Yes it is.

Odysseus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "I’m going to bed!! Goodnight y’all!!!"

I hope you don’t sleep good."

That's rude of you to say, dawling.

We need to go to bed in 25 minutes.

Telemachus wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "After all I've done for this family...*voice cracks*

...I never even had a childhood...or friends..."

I'm sorry.... I know.... And I would've given both of tho..."

Yeah... But because you had to protect me you never got a childhood. A kid shouldn't feel responsible for keeping their mom safe.... It should be the other way around.

HERMES wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "I’m going to bed!! Goodnight y’all!!!"

I hope you don’t sleep good."

That's rude of you to say, dawling."

Good! It was supposed to be.

HERMES wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "I’m going to bed!! Goodnight y’all!!!"

I hope you don’t sleep good."

That's rude of you to say, dawling."

It was more than rude of Calypso to make Ody want to jump off the cliff.

Odysseus wrote: "We need to go to bed in 25 minutes."

Okay.