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"MONDAY, Nov. 9 (HealthDay News) -- Researchers were able to restore sexual function to rabbits with damaged penises by growing new penile tissue in the lab and implanting it, a new study reports."

Scientists Grow New Penile Tissue in the Lab

Please write your frivilous, inappropriate, semi-lewd and nudge, nudge, wink, wink, know-what-I-mean? comments here. (I was wondering how the rabbits penises got damaged in the first place! I mean, who's job is it do such a thing?)

If you feel a bout of offended self-righteousness coming on, go read another article.
May I suggest: Good Posture May Inspire Confidence

Just wait until The Industry finds out about this...

hahahahahahhahahahahhah

thanks for the belly laugh bun!

Well, more penile tissue is something I definitely don't need more of...wink, wink, nudge, nudge...

BunWat wrote: "Say no moah. Am I right, govnah? Eh, eh? Nods as good as a wink to a blind man. "

Does your wife like photographs? Eh? Photographs? Know what I mean, nudge, nudge?

Could be, could be taken on holiday.

It's definitely one of my favorite Python sketches.

Screw penises! I want them to work on growing boobs!

this is exactly the convo that cosmic was hoping for in this thread :)

It happens all the time. It's detachable.

Jaimie wrote, I want them to work on growing boobs!

Just head down to Florida. Every woman down there seems to have big fake boobies. Must be something in the water.

Why does the world need more penis tissue?

Was John Bobbit behind this research project?

plus many use it to think with

BunWat, 'hydraulic' is about the best description I've ever heard! and have known some machinery in my time...

I have nothing to add as everyone stole the good comments already. You all suck. Next time save me some, please.

:)

I'm sure you'll come up with something RandomAnthony!

Sally wrote, Why does the world need more penis tissue?

Why not? This is America, the land of fake dog poop and Britney Spears. Penis tissue is yet another example of America's can-do attitude, the same attitude that put a man on the Moon, frankly.

RandomAnthony wrote: "I have nothing to add as everyone stole the good comments already. You all suck. Next time save me some, please.

:)"

NO - there's one more...

Don't most guys just use Kleenex? Does there really need to be a specialized tissue?

OK, I'm done now.

Bravo! Sarah Pi...

plus we have election times rolling around soon

Penile: when you get so old you can't remember if you had sex or not

Gus wrote: "Jaimie wrote, I want them to work on growing boobs!

Just head down to Florida. Every woman down there seems to have big fake boobies. Must be something in the water."

I live in Southern California. I see enough of them here. But I don't want surgery. I just want to take a pill or something.

Bun: I love that you know the detachable penis song!

Kevin & Bun: You should submit those new definitions to Mensa. LOL!

Bwahahahahahaha!!! Yes, this is exactly what I was hoping for late at night, unable to sleep, hearing Craig Ferguson mention 'penile tissue' - and off I went to spread the lurv with my TC friends. Ah, y'all have made my day. Especially the new penile definitions. You guys rock! :)

detachable penis, detachable penis♫
That is one of my favs too... only I always told the guys that I have a screw-on. (It messes with their heads)

"Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis." heh.. on one article about this they had a picture of bugs bunny with that chick bunny from space jam and they were looking at each other suggestively.. heh i should find the picture..

found it; they also had mr garrison with his penis mouse..

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and while i was looking for it i came across this graphic tees site, one of the best ive come across..

http://www.snorgtees.com/?utm_source=...

I love you all. Nobody in my real life is this witty, or this quick.

It is probably inevitable that they will be doing this on humans one day. When that happens and some guy gets a botched surgery i'm assuming that it won't be classified as medical malpractice, but rather that the doctor just pulled a boner.

Yep. That one made me giggle. And I do not giggle lightly. ;)

What took them so long? Jeez......

after the implant you need lots of fluids to hydrate the tissue. i think they suggest a penile colada

I'm glad I already hated that song, or I would never forgive you, Kevin. Of course, now it's stuck in my head, which is pretty unforgivable too.

If you like penile colada...standing out in the rain...

Penile Colada! it just gets better here with every post..I'm overcome with awe...

Yep, that one made me grin first thing this morning Kev, and i'm not usually a morning grinner. Thanks.