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Unbearable? Delightful? Viewing pleasure?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ros73m...#

Oh, the poor teacher leading that field trip...

I had to stop halfway. There was something about it that felt so, so wrong!

That walrus dick was about 2 feet long!

What, walrus love?

Dirty walrus.

The conundrum of where to categorize this thread remains.

Maybe it should have it's own.

Hahhaha. No.

Interesting Animal Tricks

Catalina said to give the lollipop to the walrus.

Larry wrote: "Catalina said to give the lollipop to the walrus."

Seriously! I totally expected to get mad comedy cred for that one! But, no, it just slipped by uncommented on. Whatev! :P

I caught it!

Sally wrote: "That walrus dick was about 2 feet long!"

That's what I noticed!

I feel like this should come with a disclaimer: Do not try at home. And then advertisements for chiropractors.

I like how he got totally distracted by his own self and forgot to swim and just sort of sank to the bottom.

Yeah.

My friend's dog had a callous around his weiner from rubbing it out. And he's not shy about doing it, either!

He also likes to honeybun with Robby. They're BFFs. Robby doesn't discriminate against pervy dogs. I like that he's open-minded.

yup, these are my friends

Sheesh! I'm in the dirt today! Thru that other site I found this link about more animal genitalia and reproductive habits. This one is actually pretty interesting. Make sure to go to the 2nd page, you will never think of a duck in the same way.

http://www.cracked.com/article/241_5-...

"Elephants are so big they find it tricky to line up their genitals and thrust rhythmically so what'll happen is the Babar will mount Celeste and just stand there while his super-penis feels around."

I felt compelled to mute the sound for the Cracked article, Lori, as it was a bit weird earlier when my wife asked what I was watching from the other room and I had to say "Ah...just a walrus blowing itself..."

I think I'm more weirded out about the barnacles bit. Holy moley...

And amused about the ducks' maze vaginas.

This is sooo soo wrong!!

Needless to say, Sweeter tried to woo me with a comparison to an elephant...

Ha! Ha!

Well, it worked!

I'm still wondering about that detachable penis. Is it disposable? If not, how does it get back to the owner, does it have a radar or does the dude have to go pick it up? What if it got eaten in the meanwhile? A male without his penis is truly a lost soul!

It must have some sort of penis radar. It has to!

I can't bring myself to watch it.

I was kind of hoping this thread would never be revived.

A moderator could close it...

Yup.

I've seen another walrus do this before. It was this walrus...

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Oh yuck, Phil. Someone please close this thread.

First one to say, "who is that guy?" wins the "Innocence Still Exists" award.

Heh.

WHAT THE RED BRESTED ROBIN HELL? Why do we need to close threads? Just stop looking in them!

Whatever.

Ficus.

All right, keep it open !

Lori wrote: "Ha! Ha!

Well, it worked!

I'm still wondering about that detachable penis. Is it disposable? If not, how does it get back to the owner, does it have a radar or does
the dude have to go pick it
up?..."
Ha! I remember that song and video from the 90's. Dude was wandering NYC looking for his detached penis. I think he lost it at a party? That walrus will never lose his!

Phil wrote: "I've seen another walrus do this before. It was this walrus...

"

I thought he was "The Hedgehog"?

Well, sure, but he LOOKS like a walrus.

I am shocked, and agog, and laughing my ass off at that video! I also find it hilarious that all the men here secretly wish they could pull the same antics, but none of them will admit it in polite company. We know guys, but we won't tell anyone. ;)

Phil wrote: "Well, sure, but he LOOKS like a walrus."


Hehe...poor hairy Ron.