Terminalcoffee discussion

http://edition.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/01/...

The thing that interests me most is that neither of the two articles I read on this guy's shirtless lavatory shaving escapades took a moment to question:
HOW DID HE GET A RAZOR ONTO THE PLANE?

Is a safety razor considered a disposable razor?

I've had mine taken away at least once before. And as of last week they made my roommate check her entire backpack.

I guess that was what I was wondering. We have thousands of razor blades(single edge) here at work(not used in razors), and if you could take these out of a razor in flight they would be quite deadly.

Cheapo plastic razors can do some damage too, say my legs.

Where's the shoe bomber when we really need him?

Still in jail, I hope.

Are they still doing that "hands in lap" thing?

I think everyone should wave their hands in the air while flying, and wave them like they just don't care.

RA, I'm going to try that on my next flight. I wonder what hijinks might ensue?

You would certainly think he could have found a better place, but like you say maybe they are trying to see how far the envelope can be pushed.

pushing the envelope can be tricky, push too hard and they will invest in better envelopes. that's probably not what terrorists are after.

Then again maybe the goal is to get regulations so tight that there is a revolt that loosens restrictions way up.

More than likely though there was some logic in his mind that I will never understand.

No alcohol on planes!?!? But that would make the crying babies and the loud talkers behind me so much louder!

It has been pointed out to me that this thing exists called an "electric razor" which one might also be able to plug in while in the lavatory.

But if he were using an electric razor that would make the need to remove his shirt even more bizarre, right guys?

Yes.

He was trying to eradicate the giant L someone shaved into his chest the night before when he was passed out on the couch.

I have no reason to belive that is the case, I'm just making shit up.

Good job of it, too.

It seemed like L would be the appropriate letter to shave into this guy. LOSER!

Or, is that too judgmental?

I think it's appropriate.

I was wondering why "L" in particular. If I were to shave a letter into a drunk inebriated man I'd make a big P.

Sally, I'm afraid to ask. But I really want to know...... okay, why P?

Sally?

Sally wrote: "I was wondering why "L" in particular. If I were to shave a letter into a drunk inebriated man I'd make a big P."

L, like for looooser. You know, like the sign on the forehead with the thumb and forefinger.

Youndyc wrote: "Sally, I'm afraid to ask. But I really want to know...... okay, why P?"

Good question.

::settles in and watches for Sally's reply::

Prick? Party-pooper? Poophead? Piddles?

scratches head and joins Heidi

Youndyc wrote: "Prick? Party-pooper? Poophead? Piddles?

scratches head and joins Heidi"

Piddles - that's my mom's dog's name... sort of - Daisy Piddles

Is she a cocker spaniel? I had a cocker spaniel when I was a kid that piddled all the time. Never got housebroken. So the word reminds me of her - we called her Toodles.

Her pic is on my profile page, youndyc. :) She's a cute little FLUFFball. That's what she iiis.

She IS a cute little fluffball!!! That's the kind of dog I need. Scooby never cuddles.

She doesn't cuddle much. She mostly chews and bites (CUTE bites and chews).

It'd be all cute until she bit into my favorite shoes and then we might have a problem.

Well, that's where we luck out - she wants skin. She isn't eating shoes... at least not yet.

CLEAN glass pipes are not detected, but contact lens solution is.

A P would be funny. "pee" hehehehehe.

Sally, I'm so glad to finally get your answer! I had to wait like, what, a day?

Sorry, there have been lots of new unread threads. I forget which ones to return to.