Horror Aficionados discussion

Good: You can gauge quickly the chemistry and have a good excuse to leave
Bad: You might miss someone who's a gem because he doesn't perform well under social pressure

***Martini Lunch***

Good: usually turn out ok if you don't take them too seriously.
Bad: the anxiety leading up to them and how bad you anticipate they will be.

***Yearly Physical***

Good: Reassuring to know the machine is still ticking.
Bad: The doctor tells you the machine will stop ticking if you don't change your habits.

***Gynecologist***

Good.....You know when you are going to die
Bad......You know when you are going to die

***goodreads***

Good: You get to interact with like minds.
Bad: You'd rather interact than read a book, especially one you can't get into and you're on vacation with all the time in the world.

***Monthly Book To Reads at a Forum***

Good:you read a book you might not have read before.
Bad:books you can't seem to get into so you read other books you have instead.

***sex scenes in books***

Good: Gets your libido up
Bad: When you don't have anybody to work your libido on

***sexy lingeree**

Good:makes men want to take them off to get underneath.
Bad:No use in buying, never on that long.

***pierced genitals***

Good: increases novelty and sensation
Bad: snags in pubic hair

***nipple rings***

Good::can be sexy
Bad:painful when pulled

***brazilian wax***

Good: smooth, sexy skin in the nether region
Bad: Ouch!!!

***tattoos***

Good:can be a beautiful work of art
Bad:sometimes over done

***handcuffs***

Good: restraint while pleasure is eeked out sparingly and skillfully.
Bad: Is actually a foil to disembowel a person slowly with a very sharp sushi knife.

***vibrator***

Good:Alone or with someone, always fun.
Bad:Can't find the batteries!!!


***silk sheets***

good: the pinnacle of decadent sleeping pleasure
bad: pricey and can be hard to clean

*** silk rope ***

Good: Restraint for giving pleasure slowly and deliciously.
Bad: Cuts airflow to the neck when suspended from it.

***guillotine***

Good:made Marie Antoinette famous.
Bad:she lost her head doing it.


***stripper pole***

good: putting young women through college for decades
bad: abusive management and crappy tips

*** Chippendales ***

Good: Good looking men gyrating and barely dressed
Bad: You go home to your tubbyhubby

***porn***

Good:Can be fun to watch with someone.
Bad:Can be a bad addiction for some people.


***leather pants***

Good: Clings to every curves to make your legs and butt look sexy.
Bad: Too hot and stuffy, and it's tough to scratch an itch through. (Yeah, I own several pairs.)

***Victoria's Secret push up bras***

Good:Makes the girls look great.
Bad:over priced and underwires can sometimes hurt.

***stiletto shoes***

Good: Make your legs look great
Bad: Kills your feet and you trip easily.

***foot binding (as in old Chinese tradition)

good: makes your feet look small and dainty.
bad: makes your feet conform to themselves, very painful.


*** Prostitutes ***

good: simple relationships are the most honest - some of this for some of that
bad: making it illegal allows criminals to control most of the women by intimidations and coercion, and makes it hard for the women to get the proper healthcare and protection against rape.

*** burlesque ****

good: sexy, slow, glamorous, teasing performers, almost any female can do.
bad: burlesque is no more, now it's all about strippers walking a runway to a bump and grind beat and having sex with the poll.


*** Gigolos ***

Good: Their job is to make you feel sexy and desirable
Bad: You know they don't mean it.

***flatterers***

Good:Are full of compliments that go start to your ego.
Bad:Knows how to work a room and most of the time they are insincere.

***Alpha Men***

Good-Usually know what they want no questions asked
Bad-Way too bossy and controlling

****cell phones****

Good: Easy to keep in touch with people in general and in an emergency.
Bad: When you don't read the small print and recieve your bill.

***Life-Size Wax Figures***

Good: A good way to see your celebs in real life.
Bad: You only see them in that one moment.

***paint brushes***

Good: Without them, Van Gogh would have been...what? A woodcutter?
Bad: When left uncleaned, the bristles can become hard and dagger-like, and if you should fall and impale yourself upon them, not only might you die, but people'd probably laugh at you.

-Potato chips-

*LMAO. You are precocious!

Good: Great salty, fatty crunch.
Bad: 10 lbs. later

***Soda****

Good: sugary caffeine for a quick rush
Bad: the crash afterwords

*** court ***

Good:A place where people get justice.
Bad:Can be very intimating

***divorce***

good: your freeed FROM an idiot
bad: your open FOR a moron

.....bananas....

Good: Come on, they're bananas.
Bad: Nothin'.

-Bottled water-

Good: The water in it
Bad: The price tag

-Vitamin Water-

Good: Claim to give you vitamins and nutrients in several different flavors.
Bad: Some prefer Sobe Life Water instead. Come on... they have those cute little lizards...

***Extension Cords***

(Jesse_william, have u ever thought about the fact that bananas are often referred to as phallic objects? I think that could possibly be a bad thing. lol)

Haha, that's true. And to Kirk Cameron, they're proof of God's existence.

good: can help reach to plug in something
bad: can cause short outs and fires


*** WIRE HANGERS ***

Good: They fill up a closet nicely.
Bad: Can incite certain mothers to violence.

-fast food-

good - love the convenience
bad - too much makes me sick as a dog!

2 in 1 shampoo/conditioner

Good:You only need to buy one product.
Bad:Your hair doesn't always feel clean.

***RAZORS***

Good - Nice close shave
Bad - You can certainly cut yourself badly

***Dr. Pepper***

Good: Soda alternative to coke or Pepsi.

Bad: That slogan keeps going through my head: I'm a Pepper, you're a Pepper, Wouldn't you like to be a pepper, too?

***Chinese food

Good:Egg Rolls and using chopsticks.
Bad:Hungry an hour later.

***Indian food***

Good: Rich, spicy food that is delicious.
Bad: your pores exude cumin, etc. afterwards.

***hot (spicy) food***

Good:Cleans out the sinuses.
Bad:Gives me the hiccups when food it to hot.

***Quiche***

Good: Mild comfort food
Bad: Stinky gas

***eating your neighbor***