Horror Aficionados discussion

Good:excellent protein
Bad:stinky gas

***eating chubby Italians***

Good: Calf muscles cured into Prosciutto thinly sliced and placed on Italian bread with basil,
foot stewed with Amarone wine for my version of Osso Buco,
stomach muscle pounded flat, topped with sage leaves, sauteed with butter and olive oil, sauced with mixture of white wine and capers
Odd muscles ground for bolognese sauce

Bad: Can't find one

***Tongue Stew***

Good:That meal you just described made me want to run out to a Italian restaurant. Haven't had Osso Bucco in ages.
Bad:Italian resturants are all closed at this hour. Boiling the tongue for 3 hours then peeling off the skin is gross.

***Homemade Pasta***

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*You should come over to my house. It's open all hours. With the exception of curing my own Prosciutto, those are the Italian dishes I make. My specialties are Asian and Italian. Osso Buco in Amarone wine is heavenly. It's pricey but so worth it.

Good: The pasta is very tender to eat and you can create whatever specialty flavor you'd like.
Bad: all that cranking of the pasta machine handle, the mess. But it is a lot of fun.

***homemade ravioli***

good: You can put whatever you want in them.
bad: After you do all the work to make them, you're just not hungry anymore.


*** HOMEMADE SOUP ***

Good: easy and tasty.
Bad: always make way too much of it.

***pickled garlic***

Good: Pickled garlicky taste that's yummy for garlic lovers.
Bad: Your breath

***eating lots of garlic***

* My mouth is drooling. If you eat lots of garlic, can a guy taste it if he goes down on you? There's a restaurant in San Francisco called The Stinking Rose that had tons of garlic in everything.

**** I was told your body (including vagina) can take on the flavors of the foods you eat....such as a man should never eat asparagus (bad).

Good:I hear it is good for your heart
Bad: I heard there was an article today saying it was bad for you?

***chocolate***

Good: Delicious, rich sweet that has some positive health benefit.
Bad: calories

***insurance***

So if a guy eats Osso Buco for dinner I'll get a second taste when I get home?(if you know what I mean)I'll have to try it.

Good:It's great to have when someone runs a red light and hits the side of your car. Happened to me.
Bad: Can be expensive.

***seat belts***

Good: Keeps your head from smashing through the windshield and spilling your brain out.
Bad: Smooshed boobs.

***sneakers***

*I heard pineapple juice makes him tastes really good. I guess I guy in the know would be drinking lots of pineapple juice if he's hoping to get lucky.

Good:comfortable, great variety to choose from.
Bad:kids always want the most expensive sneakers.

***barefeet***

*Going to the store today to pick up some pineapple juice.:)

Aloha wrote: If you eat lots of garlic, can a guy taste it if he goes down on you"

*Yes. Also, men can change the taste of their semen easily with fruit (dextrose, specifically).

Good: It feels kind of cool to feel the earth between your toes.
Bad: There's no guarantee that it's acutally earth.

***(Not sure if I should say this) Motion Lotion***

Good: more slip'n'slide action
Bad: waking up with the bedding glued to various parts of your body

*** headphones ***

Good: Drown out everyone else
Bad: Hurt ears

***gargoyles***

Good: Makes people think twice before they enter your abode.
Bad: Makes you think twice before entering your abode in the dark of the night.

***werewolf romance fetish***

Good:sex,sex,sex
Bad:so many werewolves so little time.

***Saturday nights***

Good: Tomorrow is off day, Sunday.
Bad: In limbo position, no date, can't date, stbx waiting for me to break down and use his nice, manly, 6'2" body. *Stay strong, stay strong...I'm back in town and he's doing the "getting back together" song again.*

***celibacy***

Good:staying strong and remembering that's why toys were invented.
Bad:It only last so long and sooner or later you'll need a man.(the right one)

*** eggs benedict***

Good: I love it! You can have it with canadian bacon or crab meat. I love the hollandaise sauce drizzled over the whole thing, especially.
Bad: The calories, although you can make it lean. I can't think of anything bad about it because I love it.

***Peking duck***

Good: Classic dish,delicious if made correctly.
Bad:Haven't had in years,never tried to make it.

***Lobster bisque***

Good: Creamy seafood delight.
Bad: Bad for your waistline. All that cream!

***Nyotaimori (serving sushi on the body)***

Good:sexy,fun,great way to sure sushi.
Bad:make sure body and sushi are clean and fresh.

***Beef Wellington***


Aloha,You've got me thinking about cooking again. The BW is one of my favorite dishes to cook. Since it's been so hot lately I'm going to wait till the weather cools down before tackling the Osso Buco. Definitly going to use the Amarone wine. I try not to spend allot of time in the kitchen during the summer months.

Good: A very tasty meal if cooked right.
Bad: Have you seen the prices? Geesh. You'd think it was encrusted with gold.

***Posters***

Good: Fun chit-chat full of information.
Bad: Arguments can occur.

***Posers***

*Eileen, you've got me thinking of cooking, too. Too bad my cooking supplies are in boxes.

Good: Seeing them go down.
Bad: When they take you with them.

***Players***

Good:Nothing
Bad:To many people get hurt along the way.

***The Lottery***

good: win lots of money at one time
bad: spend tons of money and usually don't win

***paint-by-number sets***

good: grandmothers love to get them from the rugrats and hang them up
Bad: they never look like the picture on the box

***Day Glo Posters***

good: great attention grabbers
bad: my fucking eyeballs!

***scales***

good: great for measuring out gold, or diamonds.
bad: they LIE, like dogs.

***Shock Jocks***

Good: They wake you up.
Bad: They can be annoying and crass.

***Howard Stern***

good: is genuinely a funny guy and wrote some good books
bad: enough with the effing strippers!

***midgets***

Good: They're cute
Bad: Reminds me of Chuckie

***giants***

good: won't break a sweat helping you move
bad: like a bull in a china shop

***Chinese buffets***

Good: Variety of selection of Chinese food.
Bad: Too much fried food.

***audiobooks***

good: nice to have someone "read" you a story
bad: changing the CDs while driving is dangerous

***fuzzy dice***

good: decoration for the rear view mirror
bad: tacky looking

***slasher films***

Good: keeps fake blood businesses in business.
Bad: usually campy or tacky or over the top goofy

***online courses***

Good:learn new things from home.
Bad:can miss some of the college experiences.

***Dollar Stores***

Good: easy on the wallet
Bad: More poor quality junk you don't need.

***glasses***

good: help you see and easier to use than contacts
bad: hurts the nose bridge and ears sometimes

***microwave popcorn***

Good: Tasty warm buttery snack
Bad: Empty calories

***typing on the keyboard***

Good:All this typing has improved my speed.
Bad:No one writes cursive anymore.

***Dorming at College***

good: cheaper than off campus
bad: loud, drunk, thieving roommates all up in your business

***retirement***

Good: No more back breaking days at work
Bad: Too much time to spend with someone that drives you nuts when you don't have a full day of work to separate you

***Finding money on the floor***

good: free money!
bad: I always suspect some kind of trick or that I'm being filmed for a dishonesty documentary

***privacy fences***

Good:keeps my horrible neighbors from peeking in my yard.
Bad:The fence isn't high enough.

***Peeping Tom's***

Good: Gives you privacy and boundaries
Bad: Unsightly

***tacos***