Horror Aficionados discussion

Good: Cute and probably easy to maneuver.
Bad: Your friends may never let you live it down that you own one.

*Wireless Keyboards/Mice*

Good: No cords or strings attached.
Bad: Mice that require batteries.

++Fishnet stockings++

Good: Sexy
Bad: Easily snaggable

*Postage Stamps*

Good: great for mailing letters
Bad: not so good on emails

*Reading Glasses*

Good: Don't have to wear them all the time
Bad: Usually not handy when you actually need them

*Funerals*

Good: Better you than me
Bad: Have to wear a suit (you and me!)

*Plastic Wrap*

Good: Keeping food fresh(er)
Bad: I can't apply it for the life of me. :(

*Cats*

good:Their purring can help you live longer.
Bad: stepping in freshly coughed up furballs. ewww

*Weddings*

Good: Always a sweet sight to see. <3
Bad: Drama, drama, drama

*Having a small backyard*

Good: Less mowing
Bad: The shallow graves are getting kind of crowded

*Shedding*

Good: The Furminator
Bad: The price of The Furminator

cauldrons

Good: Chicken soup on Sunday
Bad: Curses and potions on Friday

*Blender*

Good: Can have yummy slushy drinks of your choice anytime
Bad: Noisy as heck, and a pain in the butt to clean.

**George Foreman Grill**

Good: Not too big. Easy to use.
Bad: Kind of a bitch to clean

*Sleeping In*

Good: You feel so refreshed
Bad: you get nothing done.

*Snow*

Good: The bodies won't be found until the spring thaw
Bad: Why does it have to be so slippery?

*Spring*

Good: Flowers, flowers everywhere!
Bad: Harbinger of muggy summer days and mosquitoes.

*Q-Tip*

Dean, I do believe you have serial killer tendencies!

Good: Cleans your ears out
Bad: When the cat steals them out of the bathroom trash can and leaves them all over the floor

**Digital Camera**

Good: Instant voyeuristic photos for blackmail purposes
Bad: Instant voyeuristic photos for blackmail purposes

++Free Food in the Office++

Good: Lots of free tasty treats.
Bad: Lots of free fattening treats.

*tall ladders*

1. Helps get to those high places
2. The fall will kill you

--pancakes--

Good: Tastes so yummy with butter and syrup.
Bad: Sits in your stomach like a ball of concrete all day long.

*chiropractors*

1. Temporarily ease your pain
2. Never quite cure you so you have to keep coming back forever

--dvd player--

Good: Movies when you want them
Bad: What the heck are these region codes?

*lemonade*

Good: The perfect drink for a hot summer day
Bad: Can be too tart

*Going to the Dentist*

1. Can relive some tooth pain
2. Can cause great tooth pain

--coffee--

Good: Delicious, warm, good wake up to the day.
Bad: Can keep you up all night if had too late

*Staying Up All Night*

Good: The late late movie starring Christopher Lee
Bad: Sleeping all of the next day

*barking dogs*

Good: Can let you know that someone is near the house
Bad: They usually don't know when to stop

*Designer Handbags*

Good: the great quality
Bad: the laughable price and the guilt you'd feel after buying one, using it a week, and tossing it in your closet with your $20 handbags

*poetry*

Good: O Magazine's recent feature on poetry (edited by Maria Shriver). Seriously, it was well done.

Bad: Ally Sheedy

++Nachos++

Good: Tasty corn chips and gooey cheese can't be beat!
Bad: The way it gets your hands sticky and dirty and raises the question about why they'd serve these at a theater!

*key covers*

Good: Available in a variety of colors and styles to choose from.
Bad: Never quite fit the key as advertised.

*peeping toms*

Good: It's a compliment to be peeped upon
Bad: But it's probably not by someone you want

*Chimneys*

Good: Wood stoves
Bad: Creosote!

+Low rider jeans+

Good: perfect fit for me
Bad: look really bad on others who still wear them

*Glue gun*

Good: Saving money
Bad: Sometimes they're more trouble than the savings worth

*Traveling to other countries*

Good: Being able to picture the places when reading about them.
Bad: Time zones!

*Stay-cation*

Good: Less stress, less money spent, less hassle

Bad: Wouldn't you rather be in Italy . . .

+THE HELP (book or film or both)+

Good: Lull me to sleep
Bad: Lull me to sleep while driving

*Spaghetti*

Good:It's cheap & easy to make
Bad: It's pasta which is not good for dieting.

*Shake Weight*

Good: Gets you moving
Bad: Looks like a masturbatory weight

*Stomach Aches*

Good: If its hurting, I know I'm still alive!
Bad: Hard to concentrate on anything else.

*Co-workers*

Ken wrote: "Good: Lull me to sleep
Bad: Lull me to sleep while driving

*Spaghetti*"

You're just listening to the wrong audiobooks (wink).

Co-workers
Good: In theory, you don't have to do the job alone.
Bad: in theory . . .

+Chicken fried steak+

Good: Oh, so good!
Bad: I can't believe I ate the whole thing!

*All you can eat Chinese buffet*

Good: The variety of yummy bins of decadent foods
Bad: A ticket from the MSG, fat, and sodium police

+Men in Speedos+

Good: You can admire nice physiques
Bad: Most of the time the people that wear them don't have that good physique

*Sonic (the fast food restaurant)*

Good: The Coconut shakes--a yummy chemical concoction!
Bad: Carside dining was fun (in elementary school years).

+Donuts at Work+

Good: A pleasant surprise
Bad: They tempt you the rest of the day

*Getting Pampered*