Horror Aficionados discussion

Good: Pet salons increasing in popularity
Bad: Pet salons exist (I love my dogs, but come on, nail polish and bathrobes for pooches . . . )

+A walk in the park+

Good: Exercise! I certainly need it!
Bad: Exercise!

*vampires*

Good: A romantic, mysterious aura about them that's otherworldly.
Bad: THEY DON'T SPARKLE.

*Applying for other jobs*

Good: finding something better
Bad:getting fired when your current job finds out your looking elsewhere.

*working 2 jobs*

Good: Cash
Bad: No time to spend it.

*unemployment*

Good: time to catch up on reading
Bad: No money

*fire*

Good: keeps you warm
Bad: burns your house down

-bubble gum-

Good: They come in an assortment of flavors and can give you minty fresh breath
Bad: Fall asleep with it in your mouth and you could wake up with it in your hair. Ouch

*Streaming Netflix*

Good; Old horror movies on the go!
Bad: Data plans will limit monthly downloads.

*Anne Rice*

Good: Interview with a Vampire
Bad: The Sleeping Beauty series

Bananas

Good: Potassium
Bad: That starchy over-ripe flavor

++Graveyards++

Good: Late night parking!
Bad: Funerals

*handicap parking spots*

Good: Parking in one without getting a ticket
Bad: Coming out to find a ticket

*Cheap hookers*

Good: Get more bang (lol) for your buck
Bad: They probably have more diseases than the rest

*Kool Aid*

Good: Cheap way to make drink
Bad: Loads of sugar sucks for kids

--teachers--

Good: There are noble souls who want to teach other people's children.

Bad: It's a tough, tough job.

+Pesticides+

Good: Kills pesky bugs
Bad: Do we really want this stuff on our food or things our animals might eat?

*Red Solo Cups*

Good: Easy clean up
Bad: Will be in the landfill long after we are gone.

*watermelon*

Good: THEY'RE GODS GIFT TO ME.
Bad: NOTHING.

*Candles*

Good:smell great & add atmosphere
Bad: can set things on fire rather quickly

*cake*

Good: Oh so tasty
Bad: Add oh so many inches to my waist

~ College Football ~

Good: Brings money into the school
Bad: College(or any school for that matter) should be about getting an education, not focusing tons of time and money on playing sports

**Evening News**

Good: Recap on anything important that happened during the day
Bad: It's usually all sad and bad news.

*Vodka*

Good: Helps reduce skin burns from super-hot peppers
Bad: Confusing vodka and water

+Pigeons+

Good: Peaceful cooing!
Bad: OH GOD THE COOING! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!

*a favorite bookmark*

Good: You can always see it when you're reading
Bad: You'll be sad if it gets lost (or eaten by a dog in my case)

*Tic Tacs*

Good: Refreshingly fresh breath
Bad: Those annoying commercials with the guy bouncing Tic Tacs on a pencil.

*Cadbury Eggs*

Good: Everything
Bad: Nothing.

My blood is 50% Cadbury Eggs ♥

*Citronella Candles*

Good: they keep the bugs away
Bad: when you leave them out and they get full of rain water.


*angels*

Good: can check to see you have nothing between your teeth
Bad: see the bags under your eyes while you're checking your teeth

*online shopping*

good: the world is at your fingertips
bad: returning everything that doesn't fit

*antique stores*

good: Lots of nice stuff
bad: never really sure that what you are buying is as advertised

*election years*

Good: Get to vote for the things/people I want to vote for
Bad: Putting up with 18 months of stupid, obnoxious, and annoying ads on TV and radio as well as non-stop talk about the candidates. Also nothing gets done in gov't for those 18 months b/c everybody's too worried about getting re-elected and/or making sure that their "enemies" don't get elected.

**Voting**

Good: Mail-in ballots.
Bad: The frenzy leading up to the election.

*Pumpkins*

Good: Get to go to exciting new places
Bad: The depression that sets in once I have to go home

**Ice Skating**

good: opened-toed shoes (i.e. flipflops)
bad: sun, hot, sun, kids are home all day, and did I mention sun?

***DVR***

Good: They are not hornets.
Bad: Miller Moths get inside everything some years.

++ Typewriters ++

Good: The classic organic feel they put in a written document.
Bad: Too noisy and you better not miss a key.

«religion»

Good: Making fun of it

Bad: Overzealous believers with no sense of humor

< Kids >

Good: Renewed sense of seeing the world through their eyes & how simplistically they view things.

Bad: Oh boy..let me count the ways....

*Not having a Fenced In Yard*

good: if you get along with all your neighbors.

Bad: Who the hell gets along with all their neighbors.

*Diets*

Good: You can use them to get healthy and change your life for the better.

Bad: Crash diets can really hurt you and are easy to gain weight back from

*Being A Senior Citizen*

I'm not going there...

Good: Discount at the Cracker Barrel... mommas pancakes!!

BAD: Joints you didn't know you had, start hurting.

*Boys*

Good: Full of youthful energy

Bad: Sometimes don't know their limits, or don't care!

surfing

Good; spending time outside with fresh air with the smell of the ocean..

Bad; surfing the net all day inside, your skin white as a vampire, stoping all true human contact...

Ties

Good: Can make you look like a true gentleman

Bad: Until you turn them into a murder weapon and strangle the life out of your date

Speedos

Good: if you look like brad pit

Bad: if you look like Tom Arnold


Gas

Good: Makes your car run.

Bad: Too expensive and if we are talking about flatulence, it can stink when it comes out.

*Friendship*

Good: shoulder to cry on.

Bad: When you have a pick up truck and they are moving.

Heat