Horror Aficionados discussion

good: warm weather and longer days
bad: f***ing mosquitoes!

***pap smears***

Good: Lots of free time, surfing, family, vacation...
Bad: It's usually over too soon

*** flowers ***

good: they smell great and are nice to look at
bad: they're expensive and die too soon

***pap smears***

good: beautiful, calming, peaceful
bad: when springs melts the snow it reveals lots of mud and litter

***Hot Wheels cars***

LOL. OK. I get it. No one wants to touch my ***pap smears***!

Good: Can keep kids entertained
Bad: Painful when your brother pegs you in the head with one

***Umbrellas***

- Tressa, I loved those responses/cross posts for pap smears

good: keeps your body dry
bad: strong winds can snap them

***digital cameras***

Rusty, those were hilarious, especially one that Jerrod posted.

good: compact and lots of storage
bad: easily lost or erased

----bikes----

good: inexpensive transportation and great exercise
bad: awful transportation for non-city dwellers

***microwaves***

good: my primary cooking source
bad: when the kids press the potato button instead of the popcorn button, you just can't erase that smell



harlequin novels

good: Their books, reading is good.
bad: they are Harlequin Novels

---Twilight--- (books)

good: makes teens pick up a book
bad: it's Twilight

***Joe Hill***

good: loved heart shaped box
bad: more domination from King, this time from his loins



naps

good: refreshes the body
bad: nap-induced insomnia when it's time for real sleep

***Tivo***

good: can record TV shows and watch at leisure
bad: end up watching to much TV


*** neighbors ***

Good: Warm weather,summer showers
Bad: Mosquito's & sweat


***Spring***

good: April showers bring May flowers
bad: all the pollen in the air


*** neighbors ***

good: friendly neighbors are helpful and watch your house while you're gone
bad: sucks when they're too close and too noisy

***hippies***

good: causual and laid back people
bad: worthless if you want to actually get things done

---hockey---

good: violence in the name of sport
bad: hockey players faces age about as well as boxers


marriage

good: symbolic gesture of commitment and sacrifice
bad: legal nightmare should one side think to bail.

---theater---

good: watching a movie on a huge screen in the dark
bad: other people in the theater with you watching

***Goobers***

good: Tasty treat
bad: They're Peanut M&M's

---TV---

good: can be a learning and entertainment tool
bad: too much can turn your brain to mush


*** books ***

good: great company when the night is cold & the wind is blowing
bad: having piles...no, columns of books ready to topple on you head :)

***fate***

good: if your destined for great things
bad: when what goes around comes around


*** plastic surgery ***

good: can fix true defects and give self-confidence
bad: can make you look like a freak caught in a wind tunnel

***the Great Pyramid of Egypt***

good: it's one of the greatest wonders of the world
bad: the thought of how many died building it


*** Golden Gate Bridge ***

good: a beautiful and iconic landmark
bad: San Franciscoans too free to mingle with the rest of the country

***atom bomb***

good: time off from school
bad: tooo hot!


***iPad***

good: multi-touch interface
bad: designed to look like the Jolly Green Giant's phone

***Obamacare***

good: noble effort
bad: don't get me started...

---welfare---

good: available to help people get back on their feet
bad: becomes a lazy man's career

***insomnia***

p.s. Congratulations on thinking of a good one, Jerrod. I couldn't have done it.

good: helps when your best writing comes late at night
bad: when you have to get up at 5:30AM to go to work



***clocks***

good: gets you to where you need to be on time
bad: reminds you how little time you have in the day to do what you need to do

***paint-by-number sets***

good: fun for kids
bad: limited artistic fun

---aspirin---

good: stops headaches pretty quickly
bad: said to cause stomach bleeding

***bras***

good: keeps the girls in an upright position longer in life
bad: trying to find the perfect one without wanting to commit suicide



chinese food

good: It's wonderful
bad: is it really chicken?

---Mexican Food---

good: cheap and filling
bad: an excess of gas




children

Good: Fun, the future
Bad: a lot of work

*** Facebook ***

good: they make you young at heart
bad: they give you wrinkles

***poetry***

***Facebook***

good: great way to keep family and friends up-to-date
bad: roaches from high school come out of the woodwork to nose into your life

***poetry***

good: all girls want to here it
bad: no guy want to recite it


*** city transportation ***

good: less vehicles on the road
bad: have to be around other people

---bicycles---

good: great exercise
bad: sharing the road with cars


*** judges ***

good: wise men and women preside over trials and serve justice
bad: not enough override the jury and give the death penalty

***Thighmaster***

good: for toning up your legs
bad: you look stupid doing it


*** trains ***

good: main transportation for goods and services across america

bad: Can't slow down too fast, maintenance expenses.


---charcoal grills---

good: cheap to use, and carry anywhere
bad: could start a fire if turned over


*** camping ***

good: quite, serene & relaxing
bad: you eventually have to leave.

---rock climbing---