Horror Aficionados discussion

good: good actor
bad: dumb ass advocate

---Nancy Pelosi---

good: she's no spring chicken
bad: doesn't give a f**k what's best for America

***Rush Limbaugh***

good: means well, some things to chew on
bad: filter between brain and mouth broken

---isolation---

Good: Privacy. Time to think. Fewer distractions. Fewer people.
Bad: It took me a while to think of a negative, but of course if you get too much isolation you go a little crazy, find yourself married to a local bear and completely fill one of your guest rooms with pine cones. And when you do finally make contact with human beings, there’s a 50/50 chance you’ll shoot them and make moccasins out of their hides.

****Missouri****

good: is the home of Laura Ingalls Wilder museum in Mansfield Missouri
bad: it's in the middle of nowhere


*** adultery ***

good: someone new to play around with
bad: my husband would leave me

***exorcism***

LOL

Come on, Mr. 666. Play it!

good: gets rid of all the demons in your house or a person
bad: the mess they make while being told to leave



*** DIVORCE ***

good: cutting loose some incompatible or violent SO
bad: the damage it does to children

***graphic novels***

good: all the pretty pitcures
bad: have you seen the prices



*** BANKS ***

good: safe way to store your money
bad: all the fees they bend you over with

***circus***

good: cotton candy, animals, acrobats, smiling children, peanuts, hot dogs, and so much more
bad: all those fing clowns



*** crickets ***

good: the lilting music they chirp
bad: ugly little things give me the creeps

***fireplaces***

good: cozy when theres a chill in the air
bad: the soot gets everywhere



*** vacation ***

good: an escape from obligations and worries
bad: costs a small fortune

***serial killers***

good: they go to death row and never get out of prison
bad: the people they killed to become a serial killer



*** mother-in-laws ***

Bad - way too much to list

Good - lives so far away I never have to see her much hehe

***reality tv shows***

good: it's fun to put your brain on pause and watch people make fools of themselves
bad: there's such a glut of them it's hard to pick out the gems

***bubble baths***

Good: Feels great after a long day, and a wonderful afrodisiac. Ahem.
Bad: It's a bitch to clean all those bubbles up if you have a jacuzzi tub!!!

(have fun with this one)

***Goodreads***

Good: A great book in your hands. And, this wonderful group on HA.
Bad: Scott doesn't play well with HA members! :)


*March Madness*

good: keeps more people off the streets and in their living rooms
bad: it's a sport and I hate sports

I didn't even know what March Madness was.

***low rise jeans***

good - they are okay if you wear a long top to cover the belly! lol

bad- I can't wear them!!!


**The Aging Process!**

good - it's natural, humanity is too stupid to actually want to live forever.

bad - incontinence, sore muscles and everything else, it's not graceful.


---3D MOVIES---

good: everythings brighter and things pop out at you
bad: they charge $2.00 per person to rent the glasses



*** tabloid shows ***

good: always a pleasure to get the dirt on celebrities
bad: your IQ drops just by passing in front of the TV when one is on

***getting your teeth cleaned***

good: your mouth feels soo clean
bad: it's the dentist, scary people



*** cops ***

good: they're the thin blue line that keeps order
bad: potential to give me a ticket

***bidets***

good: makes your other end feel soo clean
bad: have you seen the prices on these things


*** county fair ***

good: fried twinkies anyone?
bad: scary, smelly, tattooed people with three teeth working the rides

***Beverly Hills***

good: Lot of stuff to loot.
bad: snobby, self-serving attitude.

---Red Cross---

good: helps stricken areas in times of need
bad: wasteful spending on administrative costs

***SWAT team***

good: catch criminals
bad: are chasing after me... :P

***penicillin***

good: cheap treatment to prevent infections
bad: some people are allergic to it

***walnuts***

Good: Make a decent topping for a dessert (ice cream or cakes or whatever)
Bad: They are constantly getting stuck in my teeth!

****Wheat Thins****
(They were the first thing I saw :P LOL)

good: can eat lots of wheat-healthy crackers for very few calories
bad: so good you eat too many

***egg salad***

Good: Makes a pretty darn good sandwich
Bad: When made with too much mayo.


*Chocolate & Peanut Butter*

Good: OMG they make the best Reeses candy!
Bad: If I continue eating them I'm libale to end up dead. ;)

****Scissors****

good: obviously they cut the things we need to cut
bad: a nasty murder weapon

***Steve Jobs***

good: helped in creating Apple and Pixar
bad: kind of a braggart



*** water parks ***

good: cool fun in the heat of summer
bad: imagine the pee you're swimming in

***braces***

good: straightens teeth
bad: makes you look like jaws.

*note*
Steve Jobs didn't create Pixar, he bought it from George Lucas


***Contacts***

good: no more four eyes
bad: dries out the eyeballs something fierce

***razors***

*note*
You movie geek.

good: makes it so we can shave our legs
bad: people use them to kill themselfs


*NOTE* I had to look him up, and it said he was the cofounder of Apple and Pixar

*** pizza ***

good: bread, cheese, tomatoes...what's not to like?
bad: too rich!

***beer***

Good: frothy, cold, tasty goodness
Bad: when it runs out

***marshmallow peeps***

good: instant sugar rush
bad: makes me nauseated after a few

***dying Easter eggs***

good: having fun with the kids, and seeing how they light up
bad: the mess it makes on their fingers, and hands


*** fast food ***

good: fast and cheap
bad: too fatty, salty, and shitty

***shrimp***

good: low fat if broiled or grilled
bad: high in fat when fried but taste better


*** ocean voyages ***