Horror Aficionados discussion

Good: Serve as good entertainment in books, games, and movies.
Bad: There are only a few select people who wouldn't kill them. (ME!!! I'd make friends!!)

****Werewolves****

good: only change over on a full moon, so you have time to prepare an escape
bad: once in their feral grip you're as good as dead

***asteroid***

good: as long as their small they'll pass us by
bad: a big one will f**k us up


*** Twilight books ***

good: gets more teens to read
bad: turns the great vampire genre into a vapid teen series

***Edward Lee***

good: his books bring people together
bad: sometimes he's just nasty


*** best friend ***

good: a trustworthy confidant and someone to do fun things with.
bad: sometimes you feel obligated to do something when you don't want to (not talking about you, Steph!)

***air popped popcorn***

good: all the kernels pop
bad: you have to clean the popper


*** salt ***

good: there's a reason it was used as a currency--it brings out the flavor of everything
bad: causes high blood pressure and so much of it's in processed foods

***speeding tickets***

good: it may be given to someone who needed it, and saved a life
bad: all that money, fines, court, and goes on your insurance for three years!


*** tears ***

good: helps you grieve
bad: embarrassing when you can't stop

***A-1 Steak Sauce***

good: absolutely nothing
bad: everything, taste like dirt


*** church ***

Good: keeps the blue-hairs out of Cracker Barrel on Sunday mornings until noon.
Bad: hour long invitationals while you sing the same verse of some hymn over and over and wish you were at the Cracker Barrel.

****Cracker Barrel****

good: they know how to do breakfast
bad: it takes so long to get your food!

***gift shops***

good: they are a hallmark of civilization, allowing us paltry humans to never commune with nature in nasty ways!
bad: when they glog or back up, it can really ruin your day

** moon **

Good: Very pretty at certain times, especially when the night is clear.
Bad: Very easily used in titles of things that SUCK, but I'm drawn to the word moon anyway.

****Chess****

good- gets the popcorn out of my teeth
bad- scares the dog really bad, he runs if you even say the word "gum"

***LED lights***

good: Low voltage, long lasting, high intensity, cheap lights
bad: ever since they perfected blue, everything is fricking blue now, remember when everything was red/orange?

---Monopoly---

good: it's fun to play with the family
bad: when whoever is the banker cheats



*** WII FIT ***

Good: Helps you exercise without embarrassing yourself in front of all of those gym junkies.
Bad: Not a good idea if you can't balance. (*Blush*)

****Cosmo Magazine****

good: if it gets someone to read
bad: it's all air head stuff



*** VIRGINITY ***

good - it's fun to take from a girl.

bad - if you still have it, evil magicians might want to sacrifice you to SATAN!

***Pin Ball Machines***

good: they're so fun to play
bad: all the annoying bells & whistles get to you after awhile

seat belts

good: if your a kid
bad: if you want freedom of choice taken away



**** the lottery ****

good: money! $$$$$
bad: you suddenly get a million more relatives that you never knew you had, all wanting handouts.

***public restrooms***

Good: to fuck in if you are an exhibitionist

Bad: they are fucking nasty sometimes.

***Herpes***

good: if you wanna chase off potential suitors
bad: if you want to get laid ever again

***candles***

Good: Candlelight Dinners.
Bad: Oops did I knock that over and not notice it touch the curtains.


***KFC***

good: finger lickin' good
bad: goes right to your thighs

***in-laws***

Good: There if you ever need a helping hand.
Bad: Don't we always end up getting the ones that we butt heads with???

****Batteries****

good: keeps your flashlight glowing in the dark
bad: when your vibrator quits at the worst possible moment

***sporks***

good: if your 8 and under
bad: if your 8 and over


*** having the house to your self ***

good: you can walk around naked
bad: you hear all the little creaks and noises

***hot wax***

Good: Wow. I'm going to take a diving crash at this one and say it can be kinda kinky in the right situations.
Bad: It's soooo hard to get it all out of the carpet.

****Silent Films****

good: a nice slice of cinema history
bad: the overacting to emote a line

***Steve Buscemi***

Good: A great actor (eg: see Fargo )
Bad: he`s kinda Creepy lookin

***Paparazzi***

Good: I actually like the Lady Gaga song.
Bad: Stalking people's children.


*****Salad Bars*****

good: it's fun to build a salad
bad: the ingredients have been fondled and coughed on all day long

***Wendy's Frosty***

good: It's cold and sweet
bad: It's not a real treat like a traditional sunday or even a blizzard.

---Bread Bowl---

good: After you finish the chili or soup you can eat the bowl. No clean up!
bad: How many calories does an edible bowl have?

***compost heaps***

*Jerrod, as God is my witness, I will mail The Scalding Rooms off to you tomorrow. If I don't sleep too late...or dilly-dally getting ready for my daily errands...or totally forget to go to the post office.

good: Nutrients for growing more good stuff.
bad: Stench

--QVC---

*T, it's all good, when you can. I just really like flipping people crap. I'll tell you what I tell my wife... If you need the sleep *&^%ing sleep, there will always be of list of things to do.

good: gives old ladies an easy way to shop for Christmas presents
bad: the stuff looks cheap and unappealing

***graphic novels***

*Jerrod, I'm just teasing about the sleep. I don't sleep late anymore. Expect it sooner than later.

good: fun to look at
bad: sometimes confusing with all those voice bubbles to read

***answering machines***

good: people can leave a message if you're not available
bad: when you don't feel like listening to them they pile up and it's a pain to listen all at once

***dictionaries***

*Amanda, sometimes graphic novels give me eye strain because of all the bubbles and squares.

good: great for looking up how to spell something
bad: have you ever tried to read one straight through? BORING

***filing cabinets***


*seriously, i love the art, but sometimes i read things out of order and than i get horribly confused.

good: keeps papers in order
bad: they're cumbersome and ugly

***scratch & sniff books***

Good: Fun to constantly smell and get others to smell.
Bad: The smell doesn't last more than a few seconds, and then you have to scratch it again.

****Candy Canes****

good: they taste so sweet and are fun to lick into a sharp point
bad: the sharp point cuts like a knife if you're not paying attention

***puppies***

Good: Don't need life insurance.
Bad: Breath


***Hemorrhoids***

Good: Gives proctologist something to look at
Bad: who wants things hanging out of their butts?

****Liver****

1. Even though I've never had them, I'm assuming there is nothing good to say about them?
2. I heard they itch.

***Skittles***