Horror Aficionados discussion

Livers itch?

I was doing hemerhoids (sp? who gives a damn). Livers would make me itch...right before I puked.

***Skittles***

I already did hemmorrhoids you goob.

I did it before you!

Shut up then and do Skittles, doofus.

liver
good: performs & assists in a number of bodily functions
bad: needed for life

skittles:
good: It's candy!
bad: It's crappy candy!


---Order---

good: order gets the trains running on time
bad: not everyone can keep it

***Oxycontin***

*Skittles are gooood.

good: Great if your in chronic pain
bad: addictive among other things

---Home Ownership---

good: great investment
bad: when you want to pick up and move it could take years to sell a home

***used cars***

good: if you don't have the money for new ones
bad: you sometimes get what you pay for

***the postal service***

good: mail delivered to your house
bad: it's a bloated government agency

***Netflix***

good: just point & click movies come to your house
bad: if you forget to send it back & end up with one movie all month


*** BUDWEISER ***

good: teens all over America get drunk to it every day
bad: gets made fun of by beer snobs

***fish sticks***

good: if your into fake fish or a little kid
bad: it's fake fish


*** VODKA ***

good: goes down smooth
bad: goes down so smooth you don't know you're drunk until you stop spinning

***boiled peanuts***

good: nuts are great (unless you're allergic)
bad: boiled?! ewwwwwwe! (and they smell awful)

***Peeps***

good: instant sugar high
bad: 100% sugar dipped in sugar

***Andy's Hot Fries***

*boiled peanuts are delish*

Good: hmm...they're hot?
Bad: I don't know Andy.....he must be from Jamaica, AL


*Cigars*

LOL @ Lee. Thanks for the afternoon chuckle.

good: they smell soooo good and men look debonair when smoking them
bad: just another cause of lung cancer

***Tic Tacs***

good: they taste awesome and freshen your breath
bad: the little box they come in is way too small

***junk mail***

good: occasionally there's something interesting mixed in
bad: all those slaughtered trees

***Flowbee***

*That first taste of a Tic Tac is so good, but then, oh my God, it burns!

good: You found out who the suckers were
bad: it's a vacuum cleaner hair cutter?!

---Mountains---

good: they make the world more beautiful
bad: hard to climb if you're a squishy mom of a 6-year-old

***fly fishing***

good: aides in relaxation and gives you dinner
bad: uhhhh, bad if you don't know how

***hormone treatments***

Good: I don't need them yet
Bad: I will one day

***To Go Boxes***

good: don't have to waste food
bad: can't recycle them

***self-breast exam***

good: for finding things early
bad: if you forget to do them all the time

***chop sticks***

good: you think you're all up on Asian culture
bad: non-Asians usually look like fools using them

***People magazine***

good: if your the nosey and gossipy type
bad: there's nothing really usefull about it


*** Braty grandkids ***

good: if you have to sit for them you can hand them back and run
bad: even a short amount of time around them is excruciating

***clogs***

good: they look awesome and so many styles to pick from
bad: i can't walk in them



*** SUMMER ***

good: green grass, warm days, and flowers everywhere
bad: hot as Hades

***tee pees***

good: for little kids at a camp out
bad: for big kids at a camp out


*** ICE TRAYS ***

good: they provide cheap ice.
bad: they are always empty except for one lonely dried out cube

*****chalk*****

good: comes in all colors and kids can draw on sidewalks
bad: hate that dry, chalky feeling on my hands

***Subway sandwiches***

Good: the lesser of several evils when it comes to fast food
Bad: They're still evil


***Wallpaper***

good: lots of cool patterns to decorate your home with
bad: it's a bitch to take down when you'd rather have a painted wall

***Sean Penn***

good: Decent actor
bad: Political Retard with the inability to realize that no one gives a s*&% about his ideals.

----Pita's----

good: a cool way to eat a sandwich if you're sick of square bread
bad: messy to eat because the stuff keeps falling out

***childless people***

good: some people shouldn't breed
bad: apparently they think they know something about the things which they don't posses that those who do don't.

----children----

*here you go scott

good: someone to carry on your family name and to give all your stuff to when you die
bad: they tend to break all your stuff before you can give it to them


***Memorial Day***

good: honoring the men and women who died for this great country
bad: drunk drivers who don't know how to honor our military men and women

***a fish fry***

Good: Excuse for good 'ol boys to get together & down some cold one's.
Bad: The whole house & neighborhood, smells like a dead lake.

***Corn-on-the-cob***

good: tastes so darn good salted & peppered and slathered with butter
bad: how many hours do those corn fiber thingies stay stuck in your teeth?

***taser gun***

good: you have something to say when you get hit on by gays? other than "I don't swing that way."

bad: your anus hurts? hell i don't know, never had them.


**Marijuana**

p.s. I've been sober for a while know and I feel great.

now if only your answers made any sense.



good: helps people with cancer and on kemo want to eat
bad: it's fing illegal


*** 3D MOVIES ***

Lori wrote: "now if only your answers made any sense.



good: helps people with cancer and on kemo want to eat
bad: it's fing illegal


*** 3D MOVIES ***"

oh, that dude deleted his post about hemrhoids. made me look like an insane person. dammnit.

Good: OMFG the effects are amazing!!!!! And they seem so real!!!!! LOVE THEM!!!!!
Bad: 1. I've only seen one in my life.
2.My friend's sister almost got sick on me at it.

***IPod***

good: for the tech tarded, popularized the MP3 player
bad: closed eco-system, apple product


---Diarrhea---

good: it gets all the stomach-grinding nastiness out of your system
bad: it's messy and smelly and sometimes it burns

***taser gun***

LOL. I'm a tech tard.