The Mystery, Crime, and Thriller Group discussion

for over a

decade and 1/2?

Does anyone know

whether knife marks

can be traced?

Or if dentures

have serial numbers

Ha! Or if

a tattoo of

Daniel Craig on

an earlobe can

be detected by

assassins with binoculars.

The Shadow knows!

It's his nose

that, stuffed with

purple tissue paper

and decaying leaves,

that he grew

in the cementary

, by the headstone

of his evil

Canadian dog walker.

Who knew what

the truth was

anymore, ruminated Balthazar.

It's anybody's guess

who strangled her

Lobstergirl wrote: "anymore, ruminated Balthazar."

(Lobstergirl, You're killing me with these words I have to google. Keep it up, it enhances my vocabulary. I love it. LOL)

. I propose it's

that somnolent harpy

, sleepy shrewish woman, ( Ha ha, Lobstergirl, I googled it!)

who was seen

standing next to

a serape-wearing evangelist

wielding a Bible

with enormous dexterity.

But the culprit

was the heathen

whose muttonchop sideburns

were as gray

as seagull spit

and as long

and grizzled as

a Louisiana summer.

Unencumbered by conscience,

year-old, unwashed

and smelling of

peanut butter and jelly,

the tattered robe

that had holes